The Secret
Life Of Iori's Girlfriend
A blonde woman
wearing a purple leather coat and a purple hat with sunglasses walked out the
door of her house.
*Snap*
She is going to the
green grocers to shop for vegetables; even if her boyfriend likes eating meat
instead.
*Snap*
As she walked down
the quiet street, she felt that something is not right…
*Snap*
Something is
definitely not right…
*Snap*
As she walked past a
newsagency, a stack of freshly printed 'TIME' magazines were being unloaded.
The blonde woman
couldn't help herself but to look at the front cover of the magazine. She
regretted every minute of it.
"Iori's Girlfriend…
Revealed!"
The cover was a
picture of her just walking out the door this morning!
She took a copy of
it without being spotted. She flipped through the pages until it reached the
section where the cover story was printed.
There was a picture
of Iori walking into her house.
A few pictures
taking of the window, where it showed Iori and her kissing.
Iori, without a shirt
on.
Iori's naked rear.
A picture of, Iori,
walking out the door.
Below all these
photos was her address and current location…
The ground shook.
The woman turned
around.
A bunch…no… A whole
continent of Iori fans, with Iori T-shirts and merchandise, was running down
the street.
"LOOK EVERYBODY!!!"
shouted one of the fans. "IORI'S BITCH IS ON THE LOOSE!!!"
She was spotted.
"KILL HER!!!"
All the fans took
out their guns, knife, swords, bazookas and grenades. Then, on the back of the
Iori-crazed crowd, an army tank appeared.
Like a flood, they
drowned the street, all chanting the same words over and over again.
"KILL THE BITCH!!!
KILL THE BITCH!!! KEEP IORI OURS!!! KILL THE BITCH!!!
The woman was now
running for her life.
A helicopter hovered
above the chaos.
"This is the channel
10 news. Iori Yagami, one of the world's most loved bachelor, was revealed to
have a girlfriend. LOOK!!! There she runs, up the street!"
The woman ran and
ran.
'I hate my life.'
She thought.
"I HATE YOU IORI YAGAMI!!!"
Author's Note:
Well, I don't know
who Iori's girlfriend is so I made her up. At the end where she says she hates
Iori, it indicates that they are going to have an argument, not a break up. I
wrote this story in 5 minutes so please, don't be so harsh on me.
If you are a
die-hard Iori fan like me, if you know the whereabouts of Iori's girlfriend, do
contact me immediately…
"KILL THAT LIL'
BITCH!!!"