FINAL FANTASY VII

A Countdown To Religion

(Sector 7 Slums. Cloud and Aeris are walking through the street)

CLOUD: Man alive! What a borin' day!

AERIS: Cloud, you didn't *have* to come, you know? I said you could've stayed at home.

CLOUD: When? When did you say that?! You told me that I had to come, otherwise you'd give all my materia to charity!

AERIS: Yes, and don't you think she deserved it?

CLOUD: Huh? You've lost me now.

AERIS: Charity has done so much for me since I joined the Jenova's Witnesses. I'm eternally grateful to her.

CLOUD: Oh, you were talking about that weird religious chick who you've been hanging around with? I thought you were talking about giving my materia to the poor or something.

AERIS: Charity is *not* weird! She has taught me so many things and helped me to live a better life. Religion is great, huh?

CLOUD: Oh puh-lease! Gimmie a break! Religion is a crock!

(A flashback begins. Aeris is walking through the city of Midgar, when a young woman approaches her from behind)

WOMAN: Hello there! Are you fed up of being unenlightened and unfulfilled? Do you yearn to break free from ordinary life and accept Jenova as your lord and saviour?

AERIS: Pardon? Who the heck are you?

WOMAN: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Charity, and I'm a member of the Jenova's Witnesses. Perhaps you are familiar with our work?

AERIS: I'm familiar with nothing!

CHARITY: Okay, I apologise for wasting your time.

(The young woman turns to walk away, when Aeris experiences a sudden change of heart)

AERIS: Wait! You're a religious organisation, right?

CHARITY: Yes, we certainly are.

AERIS: ...Then sign me up, lady. Sign me up.

(The flashback ends. Cloud and Aeris both walk into 7th Heaven, where Tifa is behind the bar)

AERIS: We're back!

TIFA: You were gone a long time. How'd the seminar go?

AERIS: It went-

CLOUD: (Interrupting) Terrible! We had to all sit in a circle and recite poetry for three hours! I thought I was gonna go insane! And those wacko Jenova's Witnesses; they're just *so* annoying!

AERIS: Oh, you're just upset because they wouldn't let you eat cake! I thought it went really well!

CLOUD: Yeah, whatever you say. I'm going to the crawl space.

(Cloud walks off)

VOICE: (Offscreen) Aeris? Aeris, are you here?

AERIS: Charity! Come on in!

(The young woman from the flashback walks into the bar. She and Aeris both hug, while Tifa looks on in awe)

AERIS: (Giggles) How've you been?

CHARITY: I'm great! Did you enjoy the seminar earlier?

AERIS: Oh, yes! Very much! Best seminar ever!

CHARITY: I'm glad! I'm just so sorry we couldn't convert your friend Cloud.

TIFA: Excuse me?!

CHARITY: (Surprised) Oh! Who's this?

AERIS: Oh, sorry. Charity, this is my best friend in the whole wide world, Tifa Lockheart.

CHARITY: I-I thought I was your best friend...

AERIS: ...Huh? Uh, sure, you're both good friends.

CHARITY: B-But that girl is your *bestest* friend, right?

TIFA: (Groan) I'll be in the crawl space with Cloud.

(Tifa walks off)

CHARITY: So Aeris, are you looking forward to the Annual Jenova Meeting this Sunday?

AERIS: You mean the one in Midgar Church?

CHARITY: Y-Yeah... Midgar Church...

AERIS: (Giggles) I sure am!

(The scene cuts to the crawl space (don't ask). Cloud is tucked up inside, when Tifa comes in to join him)

TIFA: Hi Cloud, mind if I hang out here with you for a while?

CLOUD: Sure, come on in.

TIFA: I'm sorry, but I just had to get away from that weird Charity woman.

CLOUD: What?! That girl from the Jenova's Witnesses is here?!

TIFA: Yeah, she just came in to talk with Aeris. I'm worried about her. This new religion thing is kinda creepy. There's something about it that doesn't seem... kosher.

CLOUD: Yeah, and I heard they're all planning to commit suicide tomorrow.

TIFA: What?!

CLOUD: Oh, relax. It's just a rumor that's been goin' around. Don't worry about it.

(The scene cuts back to the bar. Aeris and Charity are talking with Barrett)

BARRETT: An' another thin' I'd like to know about you type of people... How come you don't celebrate the birth of Christ, even though you're supposed to be religious?

CHARITY: Oh, well it's sort of complicated.

BARRETT: So, if you don't believe in God, then who do ya believe in?

CHARITY: Jenova will one day lead us to the Promised Land. We live for her.

BARRETT: Promised Land? Oh, no! That's jus' a myth, lady.

AERIS: (Quietly) Shh, Barrett! That isn't good!

BARRETT: Whoa, sorry!

CHARITY: So would you be interested in joining us, Barrett?

BARRETT: Hell no!

AERIS: (To Charity) He's a non-believer!

CHARITY: (Angry) I see!

(Cloud and Tifa appear)

CLOUD: What's going on here?

CHARITY: Oh, hello again Cloud. How are you?

CLOUD: Stop being so damn nice all the time! Aeris, I want your weird friend out of here!

AERIS: What?!

TIFA: I agree. You're not welcome here, Ms. Charity.

CHARITY: Fine. Come, Aeris.

AERIS: Huh?

CHARITY: You can stay with me for the night.

TIFA: No, you misunderstand. Aeris doesn't have to leave.

CHARITY: Aeris?

AERIS: ...

CHARITY: Aeris, if you choose to stay with these... savages, then you will no longer be affiliated with the Jenova's Witnesses.

AERIS: ...

TIFA: Don't do it, Aeris!

BARRETT: Yeah, we're your true friends!

CLOUD: Go if you want. Is that what you want me to say? Well I can't let that. Cause if you die, then I'm gonna have nightmares.

AERIS: ...

CHARITY: Come on, Aeris!

AERIS: ...I-I can't.

CHARITY: What?! You stupid woman!

BARRETT: (To Charity) I think you better leave, ma'am.

CHARITY: Jenova! Take her down!

CLOUD: ...? What the...?

(Suddenly, Jenova appears out of nowhere. The whole party stare up at her in horror. Jenova breathes on Aeris, who then melts)

TIFA: Oh my God! They killed Aeris!

CLOUD: You beasts!

(Both Jenova and Charity disappear into thin air)

BARRETT: Well, ya don't see that every day!

CLOUD: Religion is bad...

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