AUTHOR'S NOTE: I just thought I'd let you know that my editor is Lady Deathscythe. Anyway… Enjoy!
Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all people within our nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight.
Lady Leonhart: What do you two think you're doing? This is supposed to be a Gundam Wing fic.
Jessie: Why? Who do you think you are?
Lady Leonhart: I'm the authoress – so there!
James: Well too bad, there are no Gundam characters in sight so you're stuck with us - The terrible Duo!
There is a puff a blue smoke – Duo appears!
Duo: NO, I'm the terrible Duo!
Jessie: Who's this braided freak? What's he talking about? There's only one of him – not two.
James: And look at his clothes. He needs a makeover at Salon Roquet!
Lady Leonhart: I think one of him is enough.
Duo: Yeah she's right…wait a minute! I'm not that bad, am I? (Makes chibi eyes)
Lady Leonhart: Of course not. I meant… um, that you could handle anything on your own. Not like 'Team Rocket'.
Duo: Yeah, you're right. (To Team Rocket) Who are you guys calling freak anyway? My hair is trademark! There's no braid like this in the universe! Even Lady Deathscythe wants one.
Jessie: It looks like a bird's nest to me
James: We can trim it for you!
James puts a crate (from hammer-space) onto the floor. Jessie pushes a button on a remote control, opening the crate, which transforms into Salon Roquet!
Jessie and James change into goofy-looking outfits with roses on them, complete with big thick-rimmed glasses.
Arbok comes out a pokéball.
Arbok goes to attack Duo, but for some reason Arbok stops and lets Duo pet him.
James and Jessie laugh
Just then they heard the roar of engines. The trees shake wildly as a huge figure prepared to land. It's shadow covers where Jessie and James stand.
Deathscythe's eyes glow green and the thermal energy scythe ignites!
Jessie runs to the Meowth hot air balloon and gets in. She shakes Meowth awake. (Meowth was sleeping in the balloon basket)
Deathscythe glares at James.
