FF7
Episode -1
A long long time ago, in a weird world of Squaresoft far away.....
Doo Do Doo Dooooo dOOOOOO da da da dooo da, da da da dooo da dum de te dum
The world was under attack by this huge meteor thingie,
Yet there was one hope for the world
Luke (err.. i mean The Rebellion)
Unfortunately, they died from the meteor which bounced back to mars, blew it up,
And now it is heading to this weird world of Squaresofty goodness (no offense)
So now there is the group AVALANCHE
Unfortunately it is consisted of guys with gun-arms, spiky-headed-jerks,
And a lot of other people that join as they progress
That wear funky-pants and do a funky dance
Whenever they win
Wait..
No thats the Pokemon fanfic
Anyway.....
A ship enters a dark bigger ship and two figures come out of the smaller ship, onto the platform of the bigger ship
Then the one with the gun-arm says "We are the Champion Fetti, and you are the losers. We request immediate action upon your butt er.. head"
BOOM
Soldiers blew up the small ship, so now the two Champions are screwed
The spiky-headed-one named Cloud says "Master, you jack and dumb @$$.
We were supposed to negotiate peace with the losers, not initiate combat"
Then the gun-armed one named barret says: "Fine... You be the master"
Cloud: Fine.. be a butt young padawan
Barret: "I have a bad feeling about this master"
Cloud: Shut up Shut up Shut up
Barret: Master there coming in full forces
Cloud: Dont worry, there just flying toads
Barret: @#$% they got miniguns
Cloud: Well I got OMNISLASH
AAARRRGGGGHHHHHHH
(chop swish slash bang boom ...ow)
Princess Tifa runs out
Tifa: Help Cloud Im being captured by Darth Sephiroth
Barret shoves her out of the way: Not yet @#$$%, one more time you come out here, Ill blow up your water balloons
Princess Tifa (whispers): Thats our secret right.....
Barret: Hell no Tifa's got fake kahunas Tifa's got fake kahunas!
Cloud looks over: Use the force young one.
Barret summons his energy
(Water spilling sound,)
Tifa: Darn you (jumps off into space, followed by an explosion)
Cloud:Darn, there goes my sister
Cloud: Young padawan hurry we must escape throught the ventilation shafts
Barret: What the hell you talkin' about. You go through the shafts, Ill go through the front door.
Cloud: Young padawan, do as i say
Barret: Okay (Thinking...%^@# you cloud)
Cloud and Barret start running to the shafts
Suddenly, Sephiroth Starts running towards them
Sephiroth: I will now let you go, not by the hairs on my chiny chin butt.
Barret: Well then I'll blow and i'll balst and blow your butt in.
Sephiroth: arrghh!!
Sephiroth Jumps in the air
Aries runs in
Aries: Cloud, watch out
Aries runs up to Cloud and Barret, and pushes them in the Shafts
Sephiroth comes down from the sky, killing Aries............................Again
Cloud and Barret escape without a backward glance...
Aeris stands up
Aeris: Sephiroth, excellent acting.
Sephiroth: Just like the '60's
Aeris: Alright were's my money
Sephiroth: Here it is (kills Aeris for real)
Aeris: Crap (falls over dead)
Cloud and Barret run through the shafts but then they pass by a room full of hot babes
Barret goes in
Cloud: Do not be distracted young padawan. Temptations lead to the dark side
Barret: And the bed
Barret starts singing "You and me.. Sponataneous lovin' baby two or three"
Cloud shakes his head...
Cloud: Another one bites the dust
All of a sudden......
OMNISLASH
(Slish swhish Bam Boom)
Cloud: I hate to have to kill me padawans but he was asking for it.
Cloud runs out the shaft, and runs into a dog
Red XIII: Mesa Red XIII, whatsa u name
Cloud: You owe me a life debt
Red XIII: Mesa no think so
Huge fire....Boom
Cloud.....smithereens
Red XIII runs around: All right.....
Darth Sephiroth comes out and says
Red XIII I am your son
Red XIII: WTF?
BOOM
Sephiroth.... gone
Planet saved
Everyone dead
Except.....
Sephiroth LALALALALALALA you can't catch me
In heaven:
GOD looks at Cloud I gotta kill Sephiroth..
Aeris: Let him go Let him goooooo
Barret: no no no no no no no
Cloud: Barret whatcha doin in heaven
Barret: Crap....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Created by: Apple_Of_Enlightenment
Episode -1
A long long time ago, in a weird world of Squaresoft far away.....
Doo Do Doo Dooooo dOOOOOO da da da dooo da, da da da dooo da dum de te dum
The world was under attack by this huge meteor thingie,
Yet there was one hope for the world
Luke (err.. i mean The Rebellion)
Unfortunately, they died from the meteor which bounced back to mars, blew it up,
And now it is heading to this weird world of Squaresofty goodness (no offense)
So now there is the group AVALANCHE
Unfortunately it is consisted of guys with gun-arms, spiky-headed-jerks,
And a lot of other people that join as they progress
That wear funky-pants and do a funky dance
Whenever they win
Wait..
No thats the Pokemon fanfic
Anyway.....
A ship enters a dark bigger ship and two figures come out of the smaller ship, onto the platform of the bigger ship
Then the one with the gun-arm says "We are the Champion Fetti, and you are the losers. We request immediate action upon your butt er.. head"
BOOM
Soldiers blew up the small ship, so now the two Champions are screwed
The spiky-headed-one named Cloud says "Master, you jack and dumb @$$.
We were supposed to negotiate peace with the losers, not initiate combat"
Then the gun-armed one named barret says: "Fine... You be the master"
Cloud: Fine.. be a butt young padawan
Barret: "I have a bad feeling about this master"
Cloud: Shut up Shut up Shut up
Barret: Master there coming in full forces
Cloud: Dont worry, there just flying toads
Barret: @#$% they got miniguns
Cloud: Well I got OMNISLASH
AAARRRGGGGHHHHHHH
(chop swish slash bang boom ...ow)
Princess Tifa runs out
Tifa: Help Cloud Im being captured by Darth Sephiroth
Barret shoves her out of the way: Not yet @#$$%, one more time you come out here, Ill blow up your water balloons
Princess Tifa (whispers): Thats our secret right.....
Barret: Hell no Tifa's got fake kahunas Tifa's got fake kahunas!
Cloud looks over: Use the force young one.
Barret summons his energy
(Water spilling sound,)
Tifa: Darn you (jumps off into space, followed by an explosion)
Cloud:Darn, there goes my sister
Cloud: Young padawan hurry we must escape throught the ventilation shafts
Barret: What the hell you talkin' about. You go through the shafts, Ill go through the front door.
Cloud: Young padawan, do as i say
Barret: Okay (Thinking...%^@# you cloud)
Cloud and Barret start running to the shafts
Suddenly, Sephiroth Starts running towards them
Sephiroth: I will now let you go, not by the hairs on my chiny chin butt.
Barret: Well then I'll blow and i'll balst and blow your butt in.
Sephiroth: arrghh!!
Sephiroth Jumps in the air
Aries runs in
Aries: Cloud, watch out
Aries runs up to Cloud and Barret, and pushes them in the Shafts
Sephiroth comes down from the sky, killing Aries............................Again
Cloud and Barret escape without a backward glance...
Aeris stands up
Aeris: Sephiroth, excellent acting.
Sephiroth: Just like the '60's
Aeris: Alright were's my money
Sephiroth: Here it is (kills Aeris for real)
Aeris: Crap (falls over dead)
Cloud and Barret run through the shafts but then they pass by a room full of hot babes
Barret goes in
Cloud: Do not be distracted young padawan. Temptations lead to the dark side
Barret: And the bed
Barret starts singing "You and me.. Sponataneous lovin' baby two or three"
Cloud shakes his head...
Cloud: Another one bites the dust
All of a sudden......
OMNISLASH
(Slish swhish Bam Boom)
Cloud: I hate to have to kill me padawans but he was asking for it.
Cloud runs out the shaft, and runs into a dog
Red XIII: Mesa Red XIII, whatsa u name
Cloud: You owe me a life debt
Red XIII: Mesa no think so
Huge fire....Boom
Cloud.....smithereens
Red XIII runs around: All right.....
Darth Sephiroth comes out and says
Red XIII I am your son
Red XIII: WTF?
BOOM
Sephiroth.... gone
Planet saved
Everyone dead
Except.....
Sephiroth LALALALALALALA you can't catch me
In heaven:
GOD looks at Cloud I gotta kill Sephiroth..
Aeris: Let him go Let him goooooo
Barret: no no no no no no no
Cloud: Barret whatcha doin in heaven
Barret: Crap....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Created by: Apple_Of_Enlightenment
