Twisted Likeness
By Zonapoet
I do not own the Powerpuff Girls

"The City of Downtownsville" a feminine voice sounded "HEY! This is my job! I've got a contract!" The Narrator said "Ya, a contact for Townsville. I'm the Downtownsville narrator." She said in a bossy voice. "Oh, alright." (footsteps fade away). "As I was saying. The City of Downtownsville a busy place filled with crime, money, and of coarse Nyja Jaja our favorite crime fighter." (running steps) "You have a crime fighter," Narrator asked "I thought I told ya ta scram."

"Explain to me what's going on first." Narrator said. "If you insist. There is so much crime in Downtownsville I'll just name our crime fighters Nyja Jaja and HER. Together they fight agenst the Powerruff Boys! Downtownsville's worst criminals ever." "Hey! This is like the opposite of Townsville bad guys are good and vice virsa. Even the genders are opposet." The Narrator said excitedly. "Whatever." Downtownsville's Narrator said.

WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! The alarm to a bank went off. Three boys that look like the Rowdyruff boys zip out and away. But before long a robotic machine starts to fly after them. Inside there is a chimpanzee that looks almost identical to Mojo except she has a girl figure and her color is pink, red, and black instead of purple, blue, and white. They fly away then all of a sudden they get frozen in place.

Nyja gives HER a thumbs up before taking the boys into custody. When the camera pans to HER. You see a majestic angel in a short white gown with white wings. She flaps her wings and is gone. The police put the power drains on the Powerruff boys and they are shipped off to prison. Nyja is reunited with HER. "Hey at least the police said we could take a break. For now we can go on vacation, which is very relaxing, and I must relax so we can pound the crud into the criminals, bad guys, and evil-doers we catch." Nyja said. Away they went for a fun week in Townsville.

When they got to the toll gate the man looked up and noticing "villains" coming to Townsville he let them cross for free. Mistaken they thought he was just respecting crime fighters. They drove on to face the unexpected.

***

Mojo Jojo was busy trashing Townsville in a new Robot. "MUA HA HA HA. I will soon take control of Townsville. For you can control those who fear you." ZIP, ZIP, ZIP the three familiar streaks of blue, pink, and green flew full speed towards Mojo. "Stop right there!" "Mojo," "Jojo." The Powerpuff girls flew toward him, but were swatted a few time zones away. It looked like Mojo had won but then a car rushed by, made Mojo loose his footing, and drove off just as Mojo tripped.

The Downtownsville Crime Fighters were slowly driving around, taking pictures and seeing the sights. When all of a sudden they heard a crash, and a sound of busting glass. "Let's see what happened. Someone might be hurt, unable to move, or otherwise in lots of pain." Nyja said. They quickly drove to were Mojo had tipped over. They stopped and Nyja got out, picked up Mojo Jojo and carried him to the car. They quickly drove off to the park.

***

"You can take your vacation HER. I'll make sure this dude gets some medical care. For I don't want you to get into trouble for something we didn't do." Myja said putting a rag over Mojo Jojo's head. "I wouldn't leave you here. That would be . . . wrong. I don't like doing wrong things." HER said as she changed her form to become a human. She picked up a newspaper and said "Well, would you look at that. The Blue Ice Gang."

In a small article in the classified section of the newspaper there was a section for a concert. The Blue Ice Gang was a very popular band in Downtownsville. "Can I go to the mall?" asked HER. "Sure I'll stay with this guy till he feels better. Add I'll make sure he gets better for I am a genius and I have the intelligence to take care of-" Excuse me for interrupting but I'll be on my way now." HER waved goodbye and as Myja put his arm into a sling she was suddenly pushed away.

Mojo's P.O.V.
The last thing I saw before I became unconscious was a car driving up beside me. I felt someone pick me up and they put me on something soft. Then I faded into darkness and nothingness, in a weak and stupid way. My last thought was "Some villain you are. You can stand beatings from the Powerpuffs but a slight crash causes you to become unconscious and vulnerable."

When I woke up I felt a stiff pain in my head and I felt as though one hundred Powerpuffs had been beating me up. It hurt and embarrassingly as it sounds to myself I couldn't even tell the person who was treating my gashes to stop it. Finally with bundled energy I never knew I had and I jumped up, and pushed away the chimpanzee that was putting a sling on me and said "No! Leave me alone. I don't need your help and assistance. I can take care of myself! I am an adult! I don't need help! I'm a villain of superior intelligence! I need no help from you!"

Annoyed the chimp said "I don't care if you have a ray gun ready to destroy earth. Or if you are the Antichrist himself. You need medical care, and I don't want to hear any complaints from you, you're staying right here." She gave him a look that could've stopped HIM on a evil rampage. He was in a bad mood but decided he would stay. After all she had saved him from going to jail . . . right?

Nyja's P.O.V.

I'd hate to be a villain. I thought as I finished tending his wounds. "I'm done. If you want you can go now. Oh and next time, build a more balanced Prototype 592 otherwise you'll fall over even if a motorbike passes you." He looked annoyed "That wasn't a Prototype 592, it was a Model 99. What do you know about robotics anyway? You don't have a genius mind like me, Mojo Jojo. I'm the smartest person in this entire city even more smart then Professor Utonium."

So he's a gloater is he? "Well you may be the smartest person in this small town but my genius is appreciated through Downtownsville. The only people who hate my genius are the Powerruff boys and their creator Professor Neptunium. What do you have to say to that?" scrunching his eyes into a glare he said "I have only one question for you. What's your name?"

So a snoopy chimp is he? "My name is Nyja Jaja, you can call me Nyja. I'm guessing your name is. . .hmm, let's see. . . could it be perhaps. . . Mojo Jojo?" "How did you know?" he asked "You told me it about a minute ago while you were gloating about being the smartest in Townsville." He stood up started to walk then he suddenly sat down hard and began moaning.

Worried I asked "What's wrong? Were are you hurting? Do you need to go to a hospital?" Moaning he said "My stomach it feels like it's on fire." Using my portable internal organs x-ray I tried to find the problem. His stomach had apparently scraped across one of his ribs. I realized if he didn't get surgery he would slowly bleed to death from the inside. "Oww crud! HER took the car and I'm broke. Come on Mojo I'll carry you to the hospital." I lifted him up and started walking to the hospital.

AT THE HOSPITAL:

At the desk a secretary was filing her nails when Nyja ran in. "I have an emergency! This guy has internal organs that are bleeding. He needs emergency care now!" not looking up the secretary said "Please fill out some paperwork and we'll be with you in an hour." Something came over Nyja that had never happened before. She was used to getting immediate attention but just in case some one decided to mug her she always had a ray gun with her to use in self defense. But something so strong came over her she did what she had to do.

Pulling out the ray gun she said "If you don't help Mojo here I'm going to make you need the medical care he needs." Finally looking up the shocked secretary was looking into the face of a very mad monkey. "Yes ma'am. Why didn't you say it was Mojo Jojo. We'll get him right in." Nodding Nyja handed Mojo over. A few minutes later a bunch of reporters and police came into the hospital and surrounded Nyja.
"Did you threaten the secretary because she wouldn't take Mojo in?"
"Do you think he will die?"
"Were you the one who kidnapped him?"
"Are you related to Mojo Jojo?"
"Are you his girlfriend or something?"
"Were are you from?"

"People! Back off! Give her time to think." A policeman said. "Yes, I threatened the woman, I don't know if he'll die, I rescued him not kidnapped, no, I'm not related, no, I'm not his girlfriend and I'm a crime fighter from Downtownsville I'm just here to take a lousy vacation! Is that too much to ask for? A quiet VACATION! So I'll spell it out Leave Me ALONE! Jesus! Townies can be so annoying."

"All right people let's leave and write out stories." A reporter said. They all filed out and the waiting room was one again quiet. "Miss. Jaja? You were right, his stomach is bleeding. If he'd been any later we would have lost him. Thanks to your quick thinking he'll be alright. He's lucky to have a buddy like you." The doctor said as he wrote something on a clipboard. "You may see him if you want."

Nyja's P.O.V.

As I walked down the hall the quiet was almost creepy. I was about to go in when I heard a voice from inside the room. "Mojo, I'm so ashamed of you. You've made friends with a DO GOODER! I'm so ashamed, you're one of the greatest criminals and you've grown SOFT." "I'm not friends with her she's the enemy along with the Powerpuffs our arch enemies, right HIM?"

I decided to walk in then. "Hi Mojo! Guess what I did! I held up the secretary and she almost wet her pants," looking up I said "Oh! I didn't know you had company already. What's your name?" "I am HIM. The most evil villain in the world." Rolling my eyes I said "That's what all villains say. But you've obviously haven't been to Downtownsville." HER chose that time to appear. She was wearing baggy cloths, a backwards cap, a crooked silver halo and everything else to signify she was a tomboy.

"Who are you?" asked HIM. "For your information my name is HER why do you want to know?" "You're an ANGEL!?" He asked in shock "And you're a Demon." She said in fake terror. "Do you have to mock me? Angels are supposed to be gentle." "And demons are supposed to wear horns and have a pitchfork." Smiling at each other they both disappeared in a puff.

Mojo's P.O.V.

After HIM and HER left Nyja walked toward me. "How are you feeling?" she asked "Better, thanks for nothing." She glared at me and said "Well, being aggressive to get what you want is somewhat being a good guy. The doctor said you can leave tomorrow if you're up to it." I ignored her and thought this makes me feel so uncomfortable I'm negotiating with a good guy..

As she left my mind drifted. What was going on with me? This is so stupid. I am an evil villain and she is a crime fighter. Even if I liked her it would never work out. Unless. . . a different villain falls in love first. MuaHAHAHA!

"Uh oh looks like this monkey has an ace, up his sleeve." Narrator said "Aww, Nyja and Mojo would make a cute couple don't ya think?" Narrator D. piped up.

TOWNSVILLE PARK:

Five turquoise teenage girls were talking. Just then the Powerpuff girls flew up to the gang. "Hello," said Bubbles "We're here to welcome you to Townsville." "What are your names?" asked Blossom. "How long until we can go home to watch the boxing match?" asked Buttercup.

The leader smiled and said their names "I'm Amy, and these are my friends Sally, Lizard but we call her Liz , Anita, and Whisper, we're a band called," together they said "The Blue Ice Gang! We play rock music. We're here for a concert." Liz spoke up and said " We lived in the 'ame apartment complex in Downtown'ville." Blossom said "I'm Blossom and these are my sisters Bubbles and Buttercup. We're the Powerpuff girls! We're super heroines and we fight crime in Townsville."

"What's wrong with your voice? Do you have a speech problem?" Buttercup asked Liz. She shook her head and said "No I have a permanent li'p." "A lip?" "No I have," Liz took out a harmonica and blew a note then in a melodic voice sang "I have a lisp." Skeptically Blossom said "Then if you have a lisp, how did you sing with an S word?" "I'm like that one guy who ha' trouble talking but he can 'ing really good," she said. "Liz," Amy said, "Go to the Convention center and see how we can set up the stage. We're going out for lunch. See you at the bus."

When the four girls left she turned to the Powerpuffs and said in a sad voice. "Amy i' proof that even good guy' can be mean and bo''y. 'he think that ju't becau'e I 'ound funny 'he can tell me what to do. Good guy' are alway' mean to me. They pu'h me aroun in Downtown'ville. No one know' how I feel." She turned and walked towards the convention center. "Gosh Amy is as mean to Liz as Ace is mean to Snake. Leaders are bossy, no offence Blossom. You are the . . ugh . . exeption." said Bubbles.

"Oh and if they ever got together they'd be soooo into each other they would never commit a crime again." Buttercup said sarcastically rolling her eyes. A mysterious smile crept across Blossom's face. Turning to Buttercup as they flew away she said "That wasn't a bad idea Buttercup." "Oh brother!" said Buttercup

MEANWHILE AT DOWNTOWNSVILLE PRISON:

In a very secured jail cell three boys were moping over their loss. . of freedom. They wore colors of dark crimson, midnight blue, and forest green. They were talking to each other about plans of escape. A passing guard said "Boy's you've got a visitor. Here you go Professor Neptunium, watch your step." A woman stepped into the cell. "Bomber! Blade! Blackout! I'm sorry the judge wouldn't let me pay bail. He said you have to do time." Frowning Bomber (red) said "Don't worry Ma we'll get outta here eventually. Right fellas?" "Yup!" said Blade (blue) "We'll get out reeeaaaal soon. Don't worry we've got a hold of these things." Blackout said (green) "Visiting hour is over Professor. You can go now. We'll make sure your boys are fine."

After the security left the boys broke the chains and used their heat vision to melt the bullet proof cage. Then they flew away searching to get revenge on Nyja and HER. "Isn't this week their vacation?" Blade asked Bomber "Yah! They said yesterday 'Townsville is supposed to be a relaxed vacation spot.' I'll bet they're over there!" Bomber said immediately thinking up plans to destroy them. "I need to PUNCH SOMETHING!" said Blackout in such a temper that surpassed Fuzzy's. "Well we could use a vacation too," Bomber said "I'll bet there's plenty of gyms over there for you to go to, Blade can spray paint the alleys and there are plenty of workshops I can trash. It'll be fun."

"Should we ask Ma?" asked Blade. Looking at each other they said at the same time "Nah!" So they zipped away with their colors streaming behind them.

***

Liz was writing down measurements of the concert floor and stage. She was used to doing technical things for the band. The bus brakes down: Liz fixes it, Amy's electric guitar blows a fuse: Liz repairs it: Their rep is in trouble: she talks to the reporters. Every day it was the same thing. She didn't mind it she had to do something or she would feel bored and would constantly be grumpy. It was "good for her". Plus she liked doing it. A little bit. All right she hated it.

"Amy mu't learn to do thing' by her'elf I'm not gonna clean up all her 'pill'. I hope 'he learn' a le''on." "Hi Liz!" The Powerpuffs flew up to her. "Hello girl' what are you doing here?" "We wanted to help you." Bubbles said solemnly. "Well what did you want to help me with?" "We're going to help you find a boyfriend." Embarrassed she turned purple and said "Oh. I don't have time for a boyfriend. Plu' I'm not pretty enough to get one." "I think your pretty. I'll bet a bunch of guys like you. Maybe they're shy." Blossom said looking up at her.

"Right. A ton of guy' are 'warming to date me. Not! Their alway' after Amy. I don't have time to even usually go 'hopping or do any of the girl thin' I'd like to do. I'm alway' the one who I' the 'tomboy bench worker'. I wi'h I didn't have a 'pee'h problem then Amy wouldn't walk all over me." Understanding Buttercup tried to cheer her up. "People only walk over you if you don't stand up for what's right there will always be a bully but if you hold your head high and aren't afraid to say no then you'll earn their respect with self-respect."

"Alright I'll hang out for a while. Your word' are 'trong for a kindergartner. Thank you for the tip'. I'll fini'h my job and then we can go out for i'e cream." "Yay! This is much better then getting guys!" Liz quickly etched a few numbers down then on the way out handed them to the manager. Not caring about her cloths (purple overalls and a black T-shirt) they went to the ice cream parlor for a treat to themselves. Blossom got chocolate raspberry ripple, Bubbles got vanilla and Buttercup got rocky road. As Liz paid the teller and sat down with her bubblegum ice cream and listened to Blossom and Buttercup argue about whose flavor was the best.

"Mine has chocolate, marshmallows, nuts and chocolate chunks in it!" Buttercup said "Well mine has Raspberries, chocolate and coconut in it!" said Blossom. "Only a nut would like coconut!" Turning to Liz Bubbles said "Thanks for the ice cream! It was nice of you to take us out even after we embarrassed you at the convention center." "Thank you!" "Yah thanks, nice, very!" Blossom and Buttercup agreed. "'ee you girl' later! I'll be glad to help you if you need it! I'm going to the mall."

"Bye Liz! We'll see you at the concert tonight. We're going home." Said Blossom. They zipped away. "Faze one complete. Now on to faze two. Let's find the Gang Green Gang." Said Blossom "I don't think that's necessary," said Buttercup "Look." The Gang was walking towards the mall. "I'll bet they're going there to harass kids. Let's get them." "No Buttercup! We'll let them slip just this once. We'll get them when we 'see' them bullying or vandalizing." said Blossom. "Fine. But just this one time," said Buttercup.

AT THE MALL:

"Ssssssso, what are we doing here Acccce?" Asked Snake as they stood at the courtyard. "Wes are gonna stay here till I feel like leaving. Snake, go get us some nachos I'm hungry. And tell them to put the spicy cheese on, not the wussy kind!" Ace said as he took the money from a kid and gave it to Snake to buy the nachos. "Ok Bosssss. Need anything elssssse?" "Ya who wants a soda?" the gang all answered. "We do!" looking up Snake said "Acccce? If you all get sssssodassss there won't be enough for me to get my friesssss." "Get water then. And hurry up I'm hungry."

It was lunch rush hour so when a new cash register opened people rushed to get there. One opened and Snake rushed toward it. Just as he almost got there a teenage girl stepped ahead of him. Getting annoyed he said "Hey! I wassss here firssst! You don't need to cut in front of me. I wasss jusssst getting sssssome sssstuff for my buddiesssssss." The girl turned around and he found himself looking at a very pretty face. "I'm 'orry. I didn't mean to 'hort cut you. I wa' ju't ex'ited about getting away from my bo''y gang I needed a break more then I knew. You can go ahead of me. I don't mind."

"Thankssss. What's your name?" "I'm Li''y. But everyone call' me Li''ard" "Lizzzy? That'ssss a nicce name. I'm Ssssam but everyone callssss me Ssssnake." "You can get your 'tuff I'll go after you." "Thankssss. Hey after I get thisss food back to my friendsss do you want me to get you a candy bar? I don't have much money for myssself I'm jussst getting thisss with Accce's money. He'sss the leader of our gang." "Thank you. I'll meet you buy the fountain." She walked off and he got the food smiling like an idiot. It was very clear Snake has a crush on Liz.

He took the food to the Gang Green Gang. Then a howl came from Ace. "Snake! How much chili did you put in this? It feels like someone put He11 in my mouth!" He chugged down his soda and glanced at Snake. His eyes hadn't even blinked. "Snake? You ok? Snake? Hey man snap outta it. SNAKE! Are ya deaf of somthen?" Snake only said, "I have to get sssssome fountain water I'll meet you in the sshack later thiss afternoon. Bye."

Then he jumped up and left. "Well more money pickings for us right fellas?" Ace asked they agreed and they left the mall. Snake bought the candy bar and sat by the fountain wondering what was happening with himself. Lost in his thoughts someone tapped his shoulder. Surprised he jumped up and said "Ah! I didn't sssteal anything I sssswear! I wass jusst sssiting here!" "Hey, hey calm down 'nake I wa' ju't trying to get your attention. You looked like your mind wa' on a different planet. You ok?"

"Yessss, I'm fine I was jussst thinking about what . . uh . . what we're going to do today." "Do you like mu'ic? I'm in a band called The Blue I'e Gang. We 'ing rock. I play the ba'' guitar." "Bassss? That'sss cool what'ssss your favorite ssssong?" "Well I like the 'ong What If. It's very ni'e." "Can you ssssing it?" "Ye' but you'd laugh at me after all I'm not a 'oloe't." "I won't laugh. I promissse I won't." "All right." Then clearing her voice she began to sing in the loveliest voice he had ever heard.

Why do we hurt each other
And deal out so much pain
Why do we laugh at our brother
To see him in the pouring rain
Tell me why not try for love to die for

What if we made a vow to leave the past behind
What if our hearts could learn to fly
Time can be against us, let's let time be on our side
Let's let the love shine thrue somehow
What if we start right now

It doesn't cost you money
To give a little bit of yourself
Let's see what we get with honey
Leave the vinigar on the shelf
We can call miss and mister: brother, sister

What if we made a vow to leave the past behind
What if our hearts could learn to fly
Time can be against us, let's let time be on our side
Let's let the love shine thrue somehow
What if we start right now

"That ssssong wasss beautiful. But I noticed something. When ya talk regularly ya have a lissp. But when ya sssing ya don't. How'ssss thissss possssible?" looking down Liz said quietly. "I have a grammar problem." "Thank you for the afternoon I hope I'll ssssee you ssssoon. Youssse isss very niccce." "Well I gue'' I might 'ee you again. Thi' ha' been the 'weete't thing a guy ha' ever done to me. Here' my phone number. Call me when you feel like hearing another 'ong." She handed him a paper and she left. Handleing the small piece of paper like a tresure he put it under the rim of his hat. "I'd better get ticketsssssss to thet concccert. Heh, heh." He rushed toward the dump to inform the rest of the gang.