The Return of Beer
By DarkAngleus04

Summary: One part Xander and one part Riley= no life but maybe a laugh or two.

Disclaimer: These Characters don't belong to me and I used them without permission.
They are property of Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, WB Network, and whoever else that has rights to
the show. I'm not making money off the fanfic so don't sue me. Trust me, I'm in high school I
have no money. This was set before Riley left and after "Bad Beer".

"Oh come on! Work you damn son of a..."
"Riley! Don't let the tv get to you." Buffy had never seen Riley so work up over a tv.
I guess thats what football does to men
"Look guys I think I better go. You know, Mom wants some mother-slayer time."
"Okay, See you later Buff."
Xander looked away from Buffy back to Riley. With a that big smile of his, walked over
and kicked the tv. After doing this the tv work just fine.
"Why didn't you do that before?" Riley asked
"It was fun watching Mr. Initiative yell at a tv."
"I said I was going." Buffy said
"Oh, sorry." Riley walked over and kissed her."I'll see you tomorrow."
"Okay." Buffy kissed him one more time and left.
"All right! Now football fans, let the games begin." Xander jump into a chair.
"Here, let me trun it up." Riley reached over to trun up the volume....only to have the Tv go
out again.
"Oh Great! Nice going Riley!" Xander mumble.
Xander walked over and kicked the tv. This time it did not work.
"Well, I just no football tonight." Riley looked back over to the tv."Or ever again."
"What are we going to do now?" Xander mumble, setting in the chair again.
"Theres one thing to do." Riley repalyed.
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Riley handed Xander his fourth beer.
"I think I'm done for tonight." Xander said pushing the beer back to Riley.
"Oh come on man! It's not like you going to get drunk."
"Oh yeah...right." Xander looked at the beer as if were alive. "Do you remember what happened
to Buffy when she had this stuff? Can someone say Caveslayer?"
"That was Black Frost, this is Budweiser."
Riley sat down as he started to drank up.
"Well, I guess you got a point initiative boy."
Xander reached over and pick up the beer.
"But this is my last one."
"Yeah. Whatever"
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Buffy walked slowly to her drom. Her mom had to take care of something at the gallery.
"So much for mother-slayer time." Buffy mumble.
Buffy unlocked the door to find it emtpy.
"No Willow. Boy there wasn't even any vampires out tonight."
After sitting for a little Buffy pick up the phone. Theres still Riley and Xander.
ring
"Please still be up."
ring
Come on. Pick Up!
ring
"Hi. What ya wanting?"
"Riley? Did I wake you up?"
"Oh you could keep me up all day. You very nice Buff."
"Riley is Xander still there?"
"Yeah. XanXan still be there."
"Can I talk to him?"
"XAN! BuffBuff wanted to be talking to you!"
I will kill Xander if something happened. Riley sounds stoned!
"Hello BuffBuff!" Xander yelled into the phone.
"Xander what the hell is going on over there!? You both sounded stoned!"
Xander laughed. "We no. Riley made tv going bye bye so we no watch football."
"What did you do?"
Xander laughed again. "Other thingies."
"Okay Xander, I want you and Riley to stay there and wait for me, okay?"
"Okay Buff."
"And Xander...."
But it was to late, Xander was gone.
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