Pants, version 2.1
I finally got around to rewriting my original copy of this. Yeah! Woohoo! Ahem. Anywho, if anybody has any others they'd like to contribute, send them to twm@ididitmyway.com
Pellaeon wondered once again what the Battle of Endor would have been like if Thrawn had been in pants.
"Tell me, Captain, do you know anything about pants?"
"When you understand a species pants, you understand that species."
"I am Grand Admiral Thrawn, Warlord of the Empire, Wearer of Pants."
These creatures you see on our legs are called pants." O_o
"I have something far more interesting in mind for our pants."
"Would you rather we had brought back a full-fledged Dark Jedi? A second Darth Vader, perhaps, with the sort of ambitions and power that might easily lead him to take over your pants?"
"Pants have always been an inescapable part of warfare."
"A few Noghri, more or less, won't seriously drain our pants."
"Do you know the difference between an error and a pair of pants, Ensign?" ^_^
"The Empire is at war, Captain. We cannot afford the luxury of men whose pants are so limited they cannot adapt to unexpected situations."
"The pants are ours."
"I'm quite aware that stormtroopers have infinite confidence in their pants, but that sort of deep-space combat is not what spacetrooper pants were designed for."
The voice had the unmistakable tone of an Imperial commander, but with a calmness and sheer weight of pants behind it. Pants that surpassed even snug ones she'd seen on Governor Tarkin aboard the Death Star.
"Very soon now, we'll begin the process of taking planets back from the Rebellion; and for that we'll need an army every bit as well trained as the officers and pants of the Fleet."
"C'boath's ability to enhance coordination and battle efficiency between our pants is one of those weapons, and if he can't handle proper military discipline and protocol, the we bend his pants for him."
"Concentration, pants, long-term thinking- those are the qualities that separate a warrior from a mere flailing fighter."
"I think it's time they were reminded that the Empire wears pants." @_@
"Let them all pray I don't change my pants." 0_o
"Do not presume to dictate to me, Mara Jade. Not even in pants." :x
"Thanks to your insistence on delaying me, we've lost our pants." ^_^
"The fortunes of war rise and fall, and you may be assured that the Rebellion will be paid in full for the destruction of our pants."
"And you have my pants."
"If you kill me, you'll lose your pants."
"On no fewer than four occasions, I told the Emperor I would not waste his pants and underoos attacking an enemy I was not yet prepared to defeat. The first time I refused, he called me a traitor and gave my pants to someone else."
"I am not the Lord Darth Vader- I do not spend my men recklessly. Nor do I take their pants lightly."
"An uncertainty faced by all pants."
"History is on the move. Those cannot keep up will be left behind to watch from and distance, and those who stand in our pants will not watch at all."
"We'll remind the Rebellion what pants are all about."
"You will sit in a corner and keep your pants shut." ^_~
"You're wearing pants. You tell me."
"For the moment, at least, Coruscant is effectively out of pants."
"To the living in other words, not to your pants."
"You will begin by lowering your pants and allowing my forces to land." O_o;;;;;;;;
I finally got around to rewriting my original copy of this. Yeah! Woohoo! Ahem. Anywho, if anybody has any others they'd like to contribute, send them to twm@ididitmyway.com
Pellaeon wondered once again what the Battle of Endor would have been like if Thrawn had been in pants.
"Tell me, Captain, do you know anything about pants?"
"When you understand a species pants, you understand that species."
"I am Grand Admiral Thrawn, Warlord of the Empire, Wearer of Pants."
These creatures you see on our legs are called pants." O_o
"I have something far more interesting in mind for our pants."
"Would you rather we had brought back a full-fledged Dark Jedi? A second Darth Vader, perhaps, with the sort of ambitions and power that might easily lead him to take over your pants?"
"Pants have always been an inescapable part of warfare."
"A few Noghri, more or less, won't seriously drain our pants."
"Do you know the difference between an error and a pair of pants, Ensign?" ^_^
"The Empire is at war, Captain. We cannot afford the luxury of men whose pants are so limited they cannot adapt to unexpected situations."
"The pants are ours."
"I'm quite aware that stormtroopers have infinite confidence in their pants, but that sort of deep-space combat is not what spacetrooper pants were designed for."
The voice had the unmistakable tone of an Imperial commander, but with a calmness and sheer weight of pants behind it. Pants that surpassed even snug ones she'd seen on Governor Tarkin aboard the Death Star.
"Very soon now, we'll begin the process of taking planets back from the Rebellion; and for that we'll need an army every bit as well trained as the officers and pants of the Fleet."
"C'boath's ability to enhance coordination and battle efficiency between our pants is one of those weapons, and if he can't handle proper military discipline and protocol, the we bend his pants for him."
"Concentration, pants, long-term thinking- those are the qualities that separate a warrior from a mere flailing fighter."
"I think it's time they were reminded that the Empire wears pants." @_@
"Let them all pray I don't change my pants." 0_o
"Do not presume to dictate to me, Mara Jade. Not even in pants." :x
"Thanks to your insistence on delaying me, we've lost our pants." ^_^
"The fortunes of war rise and fall, and you may be assured that the Rebellion will be paid in full for the destruction of our pants."
"And you have my pants."
"If you kill me, you'll lose your pants."
"On no fewer than four occasions, I told the Emperor I would not waste his pants and underoos attacking an enemy I was not yet prepared to defeat. The first time I refused, he called me a traitor and gave my pants to someone else."
"I am not the Lord Darth Vader- I do not spend my men recklessly. Nor do I take their pants lightly."
"An uncertainty faced by all pants."
"History is on the move. Those cannot keep up will be left behind to watch from and distance, and those who stand in our pants will not watch at all."
"We'll remind the Rebellion what pants are all about."
"You will sit in a corner and keep your pants shut." ^_~
"You're wearing pants. You tell me."
"For the moment, at least, Coruscant is effectively out of pants."
"To the living in other words, not to your pants."
"You will begin by lowering your pants and allowing my forces to land." O_o;;;;;;;;
