A Day at the Confessional
by Strawberriee

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Chapter One:
Suggestions

It was one beautiful morning on the Violet Farm. But never as beautiful for Jack.

Jack: I am so BORED.

Koro: You're always so damned bored.

Jack: No kidding.

Koro: Hey it's Wednesday right?

Jack: So?

Koro: Well the confessional is open at one. Go confess something.

Jack: Ha! Confess! Do you know how boring Carter is?!

Koro: He works in a church. He is a worshiper for God. He is supposed to be boring.

Jack: Whatever. Let's eat breakfast.

Koro: We never have any breakfast, why start now?

Jack: You shouldn't judge my cooking.

Koro: You cook worse than Karen.

Jack: Why do you have to bring her into this?

Koro: I don't understand why you like her so much. She is MARRIED, hello?

Jack: To my worst enemy: Rick, the perverted son-of-a-male-prostitute. Did you know he
plays with himself?

Koro: No kidding. He was caught by Harris because he was stripping Lilia on the road.

Jack: Are you serious? Lilia isn't cute! She's retarded!

Koro: Yup yup yup. Well, let's sit here playing Nintendo while we wait for the confessional to open.

A few hours later, we see Jack and Koro playing Road Rash.

Koro: Shit! Stupid car!

Jack: Haha! I beat you!

Koro: No way! That car ran over me! And why are you always playing as that girl?

Jack: She's HOT.

Koro: Oh look it's one o clock. Tell me about it when you come home.

Jack: Alright.

To be continued.

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