by Strawberriee
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Chapter One:
Suggestions
It was one beautiful morning on the Violet Farm. But never as beautiful for Jack.
Jack: I am so BORED.
Koro: You're always so damned bored.
Jack: No kidding.
Koro: Hey it's Wednesday right?
Jack: So?
Koro: Well the confessional is open at one. Go confess something.
Jack: Ha! Confess! Do you know how boring Carter is?!
Koro: He works in a church. He is a worshiper for God. He is supposed to be boring.
Jack: Whatever. Let's eat breakfast.
Koro: We never have any breakfast, why start now?
Jack: You shouldn't judge my cooking.
Koro: You cook worse than Karen.
Jack: Why do you have to bring her into this?
Koro: I don't understand why you like her so much. She is MARRIED, hello?
Jack: To my worst enemy: Rick, the perverted son-of-a-male-prostitute. Did you know he
plays with himself?
Koro: No kidding. He was caught by Harris because he was stripping Lilia on the road.
Jack: Are you serious? Lilia isn't cute! She's retarded!
Koro: Yup yup yup. Well, let's sit here playing Nintendo while we wait for the confessional to open.
A few hours later, we see Jack and Koro playing Road Rash.
Koro: Shit! Stupid car!
Jack: Haha! I beat you!
Koro: No way! That car ran over me! And why are you always playing as that girl?
Jack: She's HOT.
Koro: Oh look it's one o clock. Tell me about it when you come home.
Jack: Alright.
To be continued.
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