by Strawberriee
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Chapter Two:
Asking Carter
We now see Jack skipping his way to the church.
Cliff: Why you so happy?
Jack: I'm following the red brick road to the confessional.
Cliff: Confessional? I didn't know you were into that crud.
Jack: Now I am. I have things to talk about. (Continues to skip)
Finally Jack reaches the church. He barges in then opens the door to the confessional.
Mystery Voice: Hello, Jack. Never see you around here.. (Laughs evilly)
Jack: Shut up Carter I know it is you.
Carter: So you have anything to confess?
Jack: Lotsa stuff. In fact it'll take hours to finish.
Carter: Cool. Nobody, besides Mary, ever comes here anymore.
Jack: Well here's a ¢25 tip.
Carter: Thanks.. a lot..
Jack: First let's talk about you.
Carter: Hey, who's the boss?
Jack: Me. Now, do you belong to the famous Carter family?
Carter: Carter is not my last name. It is my first.
Jack: Liar! Liar! I object!
Carter: This is not court you shitface.
Jack: Oh yeah. Well do you? Is Aaron and Nick Carter your brothers, and Leslie Carter
your sister?
Carter: No! Carter is my first name! I'm from the Keller family!
Jack: Carter Keller? Sounds funny. How do you feel about Helen Keller being your
deaf and blind mother?
Carter: She was my great-great-grandma.
Jack: Oh really, and I work for Kelloggs.
Carter: Really?!
Jack: Oh shut the hell up.
Carter: I am the one who is supposed to ask you questions.
Jack: Me first. I am much younger than you, and therefore handsome.
Carter: Alright..
Jack: Have you ever had any diseases?
Carter: Yup. AIDS, rabies, flesh eating disease..
Jack: You're a cannibal?
Carter: Not that kind of flesh! I mean from a cow!
Jack: ... so you're a cannibal.
Carter: No! I mean cooked cow! Steak!
Jack: How did you survive from AIDS?
Carter: I drank wine, snorted tobacco, and kicked my ass.
Jack: That should go out to all the poor and helpless people out there with AIDS.
A/N: Do not try this.
Carter: Yup yup yup.
Jack: But how did you get it?
Carter: Needles. Tatoos. Sex. All the pretty things that vex.
Jack: Shut the hell up before I whip you upside the head with my belt.
Carter: Oh my god! What smells?
Jack: Your rabies. (Pause) Ew, Carter! Did you..
Carter: NO!
Jack: Lol. It is fun to tease you.
Carter: I have to take a dump.
A/N: Just imagine as if it were happening in BTN. And make sure you're also imagining
Jack talks.
