by Strawberriee
¤ ¤ ¤
Chapter Three:
Meanwhile
Meanwhile during Jack's confession, there was another argument going on with
Rick and Karen.
Karen: Oh I hate you Rick!
Rick: Just because I cheated on you doesn't mean you can hate me.
Mary: C'mon, Karen, all he did was get in bed and screw me.
Karen: He's supposed to do that to me!
Suddenly Mary doubles over and hurls on Karen's shoe.
Karen: Ew! Who the hell do you think you are?
Popuri: What the bitch is going on here?
Karen: Rick, who is married to me, cheated me and screwed Mary in bed!
Rick: Popuri, please don't tell mom..
Popuri: You backstabber! Karen, are you alright?
Karen: (Bursting into tears) Yes. Oh Popuri!
Popuri: I hate you Rick! You are so ungrateful! Freaking asshole.
Karen: I loved Rick! But now look what's going on!
Rick: I am sorry.
Karen: Sorry doesn't do. You go out and marry Mary. We are over.
Popuri: (Patting Karen) There's your divorce, Rick. Happy?
Mary: Screw this chat, let's go crap on eachother in the hot spa.
Rick: Mary, marry me.
Mary: I will! (Hurls)
Rick: I think you have a fever.
Mary: (Slaps Rick on the ass) Looks like you got it going there.
Rick: Oh god.
Popuri: Bastard!
Gray: Mary what's ...
Mary: It's over with. Bye Gray. (Shoots Gray with .44 magnum) Karen: Both y'alls are assholes! Let's go Popuri.
One hour later.
Mary: I don't feel good.
Rick: Let's go to the clinic.
We now see Rick and Mary at the clinic.
Doctor: Let's check you.
Mary: Dammit. Is it hemorroids?
Doctor: Hmm.. temp okay.
Rick: Is anything wrong? Does she have the flu? AIDS? Rabies..
Doctor: Nope, she's pregnant.
