A Day at the Confessional
by Strawberriee

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Chapter Three:
Meanwhile

Meanwhile during Jack's confession, there was another argument going on with
Rick and Karen.

Karen: Oh I hate you Rick!

Rick: Just because I cheated on you doesn't mean you can hate me.

Mary: C'mon, Karen, all he did was get in bed and screw me.

Karen: He's supposed to do that to me!

Suddenly Mary doubles over and hurls on Karen's shoe.

Karen: Ew! Who the hell do you think you are?

Popuri: What the bitch is going on here?

Karen: Rick, who is married to me, cheated me and screwed Mary in bed!

Rick: Popuri, please don't tell mom..

Popuri: You backstabber! Karen, are you alright?

Karen: (Bursting into tears) Yes. Oh Popuri!

Popuri: I hate you Rick! You are so ungrateful! Freaking asshole.

Karen: I loved Rick! But now look what's going on!

Rick: I am sorry.

Karen: Sorry doesn't do. You go out and marry Mary. We are over.

Popuri: (Patting Karen) There's your divorce, Rick. Happy?

Mary: Screw this chat, let's go crap on eachother in the hot spa.

Rick: Mary, marry me.

Mary: I will! (Hurls)

Rick: I think you have a fever.

Mary: (Slaps Rick on the ass) Looks like you got it going there.

Rick: Oh god.

Popuri: Bastard!

Gray: Mary what's ...

Mary: It's over with. Bye Gray. (Shoots Gray with .44 magnum) Karen: Both y'alls are assholes! Let's go Popuri.

One hour later.

Mary: I don't feel good.

Rick: Let's go to the clinic.

We now see Rick and Mary at the clinic.

Doctor: Let's check you.

Mary: Dammit. Is it hemorroids?

Doctor: Hmm.. temp okay.

Rick: Is anything wrong? Does she have the flu? AIDS? Rabies..

Doctor: Nope, she's pregnant.