The Wind Beneath His Cape pt 2

The Wind Beneath His Cape pt 2.

Disclaimer: **Piccolo walks out grumbling** That baka onna you all know as Nik Nak doesn't own DBZ. Which I'm thankful for or else I would have been doing this every week.

A/N: I didn't think you guys would like this idea. THANKS!!! Now on with the story!!!

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"Trunks…I…I can't believe it!" Goten said as he looked around Trunks' room. His walls that had previously been covered with posters of WWF stars and Sarah Michelle Gellar were now covered with…pink wallpaper. Dozens of Powerpuff Girls Dolls were all over his room. Or should I say her room.

"Can't believe what Goten?" Trunks asked.

"Ohmigosh!! YOU'RE A GIRL??!" Goten yelled.

"Well yah! Like I've been for the last ten years!!" Trunks said as Goten pinched himself.

"Nope, this isn't a nightmare. Although I don't think my fragile mind could concoct such a thing like this anyway." Goten said as Trunks laughed.

"Aw Goten, you're so cute!" Trunks said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Goten yelled as he ran downstairs.

"Hmph. Boys." Trunks said. "Oh cool! Sailor Moon is on!! Fighting evil by moonlight!"

Goten whizzed down the stairs and into the dinning room. He couldn't believe his eyes. Vegeta was smiling and actually eating Bulma's cooking. Piccolo was there too but he was eating food.

"NO!!! NOT YOU TOO!! I THOUGHT NAMEKS ONLY DRANK WATER!!" Goten cried as he ran out of the building leaving Bulma and Vegeta confused.

**Hmm, the boy knows something. I'll have to catch up with him later.** Piccolo thought to himself.

MEANWHILE…

Goten flew around trying to think of whom to go and see. Who could help him but if his theory was correct (the world is broken) then no one could help him.

"I know!! I'll go see Krillin! Maybe he can help." He went to Krillin's house and knocked on the door. A tall man opened it.

"Hi Goten!" Krillin said.

"Krillin?!" Goten said amazed.

"Yeah? What can I do ya for?" Krillin asked.

"But…you have a nose!!"

"Yeah…so do you." Krillin replied.

"And you're tall."

"Yeah…" Krillin said slowly. Goten grabbed his head in confusion and started to cry.

"How am I supposed to figure this out if I inherited my father's genes?!!! WAAAAAAH!" Goten cried and flew off.

"Strange little munchkin." Krillin said shaking his head and walked back inside. Goten flew back home and went straight to his bedroom. From downstairs he could hear Gohan yelling at the TV "you gotta pass that you priss!"

"I need to figure this out! **Stomach rumbles** But first things first!" Goten said running downstairs and wolfing down his dinner, then running back upstairs.

"I don't know where that boy gets his eating habits." Chi-Chi said shaking her head.

"He didn't get it from me. Speaking of which, I've put on a few pounds so I'm thinking of taking a diet." Goku said taking a swig of beer. (A/N: **faints at the thought of the words Goku and taking a diet in the same sentence**)

"Good for you dear." Chi-Chi replied.

IN GOTEN'S ROOM…

"Right! Now I can think properly!!" Goten said as he sat down to think. A games console caught his eye. "I never had this before…a few games won't distract me!" Goten said as he switched the PS2 on.

Meanwhile, Piccolo had long left Vegeta's house and went on his way to Kami's lookout. He went in to find Dende on the edge of the lookout holding a penny. Piccolo walked over to him.

"I know I'm gonna regret asking this but…what the hell are you doing?" Piccolo asked.

"You know how if you drop a penny from a really tall building it can make someone unconscious or brain damaged?" Dende said somewhat childishly.

"Yeah…" Piccolo said, unsure of what the young Namekian would say next.

"Well imagine what would happen if I dropped on from here."

"I'm not following you."

"If I drop this on someone they could be killed. Isn't that funny?"

"Huh?" Piccolo exclaimed, surprised that Dende could think of such a thing.

"Me. Taking penny. Dropping penny. Impact of height make penny lethal. Penny kills some lucky bastard who happens to be in way of penny. Haha. Many laughs by me. Where exactly did I lose you on this?!" Dende exclaimed. Piccolo just stood there with his mouth open. "Shut your mouth! You could catch a killer bee in there!"

"Killer bee?! Don't you mean fly?!"

"No because the fly would kill you. You may be an idiot but that doesn't mean I want you dead." Dende said throwing the penny off of the ledge. "I'd like to see the poor bastards face who gets hit by that."

MEANWHILE…

Goten had decided to ask Dende what was going on, since he was the kami after all. He started his way up when something hit him on the head. Of course it only fazed him a bit. He was after all Goku's son.

"This is just great. First the world gets broked and I'm the only one who realises it, then people start acting all weird and have appearance changes but now the freakin sky had to be falling?! This just isn't my day." Goten sighed as he flew up and saw Piccolo looking worriedly at the hysterical Dende who was rolling on the floor laughing his ass off. Goten tilted his head and looked at the situation. Then he saw it. He saw what he thought he would never see. The non-existent wind was…non-existent.

"Goten, look I've been meaning to talk to you." Piccolo said but Goten was having none of it.

"STAY BACK YOU PICCOLO IMPERSONATOR!!" Goten yelled.

"Oh for cryin' out…it is me Goten. Something has been screwed up and I can't make any sense of it."

"You too?! Phew, I thought I was the only one!!" Goten said as he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Do you have any idea what could have caused it?" Piccolo asked.

"It could be that your cape's non-existent wind has disappeared." Goten said.

"Don't remind me!! I've lost countless days of sleep."

"How come? It was there this morning." Goten said but Piccolo chose to ignore him.

"I feel as if a part of me has been stolen. Lost forever."

"Well it kinda was, don'tcha think?"

"I am half the man I used to be."

"Well technically you are half a man. Hehe."

"THIS IS SERIOUS!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE BEING SUCH A KID!!"

"Mr Piccolo, I am a kid!"

"…That's beside the point!! Listen, I know our world was screwed and this one seems…seemingly better but I don't like it like this!! I'M A GEEK!! EVEN COMPARED TO KRILLIN!!" Piccolo yelled.

"You think I like this world?! My parents are all freaky, my brother is all macho nacho man and my best friend is a GIRL!! Sure in a few years that might be an asset BUT I'M NINE!! I DON'T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!!" Goten yelled.

"When did you get to be so sarcastic?" Piccolo asked. "And so smart."

"Well, I think we're effected by this too but we know what's going on. Besides I am not dumb, I am just nine. How smart am I supposed to be?!" Goten replied.

"Smart enough to figure this out." Piccolo muttered. Just as Goten was about to reply a large dark misty thing appeared behind Piccolo.

"P…Piccolo…t-t-t-there's a thing b-b-b-behind y-y-y-y-y-you…" Goten stammered.

"What the hell are you babbling about boy?" Piccolo asked furiously. Goten just kept pointing and shaking his head. Piccolo finally turned around and saw the thing behind him.

"………Well gosh." Piccolo stated as he got into a fighting stance but stepped on the back of his cape and fell over. Goten smacked his head in frustration.

"Should I be impressed or amused?" The thing asked.

"Very funny. I suppose you had something to do with this." Piccolo said getting up and dusting himself off.

"Why would you say that?" The thing smirked.

"Oh because we've never seen you before and you're all dark and stuff." Goten said.

"I suppose that's an answer. Well in any case you're right in a way. I did have something to do with this but…indirectly." The thing said.

"What do you mean?" Piccolo said.

"Well maybe if you let my dramatic pause have some tension instead of interrupting it you might have found out!! Ahem, this little boy has tampered with forces of magic that shouldn't even have been touched let alone tampered." The thing said. There was a long silence. "You can talk now, I was finished."

"You mean when I cast that spell I somehow put the whole universe out of whack?" Goten asked.

"The short answer being yes." The thing replied.

"But why were you brought here?! We could have easily fixed this ourselves eventually!" Piccolo yelled. The thing laughed.

"You couldn't have!! You need me cape boy!"

"What did you say about my cape?!"

"Piccolo calm down!! Well I'll just do a reversal spell. Aw man, I sound like one of the Charmed ones!! This is so not cool." Goten said pouting.

"Well I'm going now. I was only here because the author of this story didn't want to make another self-insertion. She's still trying to figure out how the Gohan & Piccolo fan population trebled overnight and how the Vegeta & Trunks fan population seems to have died down." The thing said and disappeared. (A/N: Hehehe, anyone else noticed that?)

"We're in a STORY?!" Goten shrieked.

"No, of course not! He's just trying to spook you! Now let's go." Piccolo said and he and Goten flew away. Dende, however, was turning blue from laughter.

"I've got another theory Pic." Goten said tilting his head.

"What's that? And for the love of Dende, please don't call me Pic." Piccolo responded.

"Well, have you noticed that as the day goes on things just weirder? I mean, first it was just little things but now it's on a whole different scale."

"How do you mean?"

"Well, you've become more and more clumsy. I've stopped pronouncing words like a kid. Do you see the pattern Pic?"

"Hmm. I'm beginning to see you're point. After all you are taking this very calmly now whereas before you were balling like a tap. Oh and Goten?"

"Yes Pic?"

"Call me Pic one more time and they'll be something else that will be very different. Goku will only have one son. Capiche?"

"Capiche Piccy." Goten smirked.

"Oy vey…"

To Be Continued…

What will become of Piccolo and Goten? Will Goku actually go on that diet??! Will I get bombarded with death threats by many fans of the above-mentioned characters?! All this and more, next time!! Review!!