The Wind Beneath His Cape pt 4.
Disclaimer: **Yamcha skips out** The diva's in the house!!! Nikky baby doesn't own our totally fab show or anything else!! Bye!!
A/N: ARG!! I've got major writer's block so this may not turn out good. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. Sorry this took so long.
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"So,
do you know exactly where you are flying?" Goten asked.
"To
find your brother. Maybe he can help us." Piccolo said.
"If
he ever manages to get his fat ass out of that chair." Goten smirked. Piccolo
raised an eyebrow. "That's not as weird as you think. After all you've grown
two new eyebrows. I can see why you didn't have them in the first place." Goten
laughed as Piccolo whipped out a mirror from hammerspace and screamed bloody
murder.
"I
AM REALLY DESTROYED!!" Piccolo yelled in anguish.
"Look,
there's Gohan. Let's fly down." Goten said. Piccolo and Goten landed in front
of Gohan.
"Listen
son. We need your help…who's this?" Piccolo asked looking at the girl.
Everything she was wearing was black, which included her makeup and jewellery,
were black. Her face was very pale.
"You've
met Videl before Pic!" Gohan exclaimed. Goten's mouth dropped to the floor.
"WHAT
IS EVERYONE'S OBSESSION WITH CALLING ME PIC?!" Piccolo yelled.
"Dude,
chill out." Gohan said. "Goten, why is your mouth hanging like that?"
"Because
the world is broken. Everything I have ever known has been deleted. Now excuse
me while I go re-evaluate my little life." Goten said walking off with eyes as
wide as saucers.
"Listen
Gohan, we kinda have this little problem. You see, this guy is, um, threatening
to destroy the world. Can you help us kill him?" Piccolo asked.
"Gee,
I'd love to but I'm not sure why you're asking me. After all, I am the weakest
fighter. Save for Vegeta of course."
"Of
course." Piccolo said trying to hide his fear. "Okay, let's just say I bumped
my head and lost my memories of everything except for the last few hours. Who
would I go to for help? And whisper it in my ear, it keeps the readers at
suspense." Piccolo said as Gohan told him. Piccolo actually fell to the ground
and started to laugh. He was rolling round on the floor and tears were coming
from his eyes.
"Are
you okay Pic?" Gohan asked. Piccolo got up and wiped his eyes.
"I'm
fine!" He chirped. "Oh, and if you call me Pic one more time I'll rip your eyes
out capiche?" Gohan nodded fearfully.
"I'd
better go see if he's okay." Piccolo said running after Goten.
"Wait
up, I'm coming too!" Gohan said. Piccolo and Gohan finally caught up with Goten
who was standing on top of a bridge.
"GOTEN!!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Piccolo yelled.
"What
does it look like?" Goten asked, a little bored.
"It
won't work anyway." Gohan smirked.
"Why's
that?" Piccolo asked.
"Our
dad happens to be Son Goku." Gohan smiled. (Ah, that'll get old pretty soon.)
"Oh
yeah!" Goten said stepping off the bridge. "Where are we going now?"
"To
go see the most powerful being on Earth." Piccolo said giggling.
"Okay,
first off I don't think you should be giggling and secondly I don't think I'm
quite ready to see my father." Goten said.
"We're
not going to see your father." Piccolo responded.
"Well,
who then?" Goten asked.
"Just
follow me. HAHAHAHA!!! WHAT A GAS!" Piccolo said as Goten tilted his head but
followed him anyway. They walked until they reached a big mansion. They walked
to the front entrance and went inside and found who they were looking for.
"You've
got to be kidding me." Goten said in awe.
Sitting
in front of him was Chaotzu as big as a mountain. Okay I exaggerate. Just over
7ft tall and really buff.
"Hello
guys!! Long time no see!" Chaotzu practically roared. Piccolo and Goten fell
over from shock. Chaotzu looked at them quizzically and laughed.
"So,
what brings you here?" Chaotzu asked.
"There
is this guy that's going to destroy the world and we need to stop him but we
need help." Goten explained but Piccolo just kept on laughing.
"I'll
be glad to help. Say, what's the matter with Pic?" Chaotzu asked. Piccolo
stopped laughing.
"Okay,
I have had enough!! Every friggin person under the Sun seems to be calling me
Pic!!!! I don't remember saying that I actually like that name or I don't
remember saying that you could address me by it!! This is getting tedious
people!" Piccolo yelled.
"What
are you talking about Pic?" Chaotzu asked.
"THAT'S
IT!!" Piccolo yelled as he dove for Chaotzu but Gohan held him back.
"Don't
do it Piccolo!!" Gohan yelled.
"OH, AND WHY NOT?!" Piccolo said trying
frantically trying to get at Chaotzu's neck.
"Because then you'd personally be killed by
the millions of Chaotzu's fangirls!! Please Piccolo…Piccolo?" Gohan asked but Piccolo
was once again rolling on the floor laughing as if there were no tomorrow. Even
Goten was smirking.
"What is up with him?" Chaotzu asked.
"They've both been acting a little screwy
today." Gohan muttered as he shook his head.
"I think we'd better go and ask Master Roshi
for help. He might be able to tell us what is going on." Chaotzu said as Gohan
nodded.
"If he's not too busy oogling at girls.
Heheh." Piccolo laughed. Chaotzu came and whacked Piccolo across the face.
"You…you bitch-slapped me!"
"NEVER TALK ABOUT ROSHI-SAMA LIKE THAT! OR
I'LL DO MORE THAN JUST BITCH-SLAP YOU!" Chaotzu roared as Piccolo gulped and
nodded. "Now, then. Let's go see him!"
So they set off to Roshi's. Of course Goten
and Piccolo had no idea where they were going so they just followed Chaotzu.
Chaotzu took them to what looked like an abandoned cave. When they walked in
the cave was full of candles and potpourri. Goten raised an eyebrow. It was
really dark and they could barely see. Master Roshi was sitting at the far end
of the cave in a really big throne. Chaotzu and Gohan immediately hit the floor
and bowed down before him.
"Oh wise Master Roshi, we have come here for
your advice and wisdom. Could you please tell us of the strange events that
have been happening?" Chaotzu asked humbly. Piccolo stifled a laugh. Roshi
fiddled with two silver spheres that he had in his hands. He did that for about
five minutes. Piccolo was growing impatient.
"DAMNIT OLD MAN!! IF YOU'RE GOING TO TELL US
SOMETHING THEN DO IT! YOU MAY HAVE ETERNAL LIFE BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I
DO!" Piccolo yelled as Chaotzu hit him on the head. "Ow."
"Forgive him. He ate bad cheese." Chaotzu
lied.
"He has reason for acting this way my son.
The world as we know it isn't the true world." Roshi said.
"What are you trying to say?" Gohan asked.
"I'm trying to say that this world is a big
fake! Stone Cold is a sell out, Chaotzu is supposed to be one of the weakest
fighters, Gohan is supposed to be a scholar, Piccolo is supposed to be cool,
Goten is supposed to be cute and innocent, Chi-Chi is meant to be a bitch from
hell, Yamcha is meant to like girls, Vegeta is supposed to be a bastard, Trunks
is supposed to be a boy, Bulma is supposed to be a bad cook, Goku is meant to
hide his smarts by acting like a five-year old kid AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A
DIRTY OLD PERVERT!" Roshi yelled.
"NOOOOOOO!!! NOT STONE COLD!!" Gohan yelled.
"About bloody time!" Piccolo said.
"It can't be!" Chaotzu said.
"Oh it be!" Roshi replied.
"But I've saved countless lives! I defeated
Frieza, Cell, Buu and countless others. I'm a hero, I'm strong…I'M AN ACTION
FIGURE!" Chaotzu yelled holding up a Chaotzu action figure and squeezing it so
that the arms moved.
"It's all a bunch of lies." Roshi said.
"I'm a scholar! Cool!!" Gohan exclaimed.
"Personally I think that this world is better than our one." Goten said.
"Well it's not for me! I am so lame!" Piccolo yelled.
"So, we're supposed to change our better lives so that you can be cool?
Yah right!" Gohan said.
"Look, I'd agree with Gohan but it's not just our world that has been
effected. The other world has too." Roshi said.
"You mean…" Goten started.
"That's right. The fan world has gone nuts. Authors that wrote so well
have now turned into authors that have wrote stories that look like they have
been written by their feet. The madness has consumed them as well." Roshi said.
(There Ash, I included your request.)
"I guess that puts the knife in the butter then." Chaotzu said.
"You mean…" Gohan said.
"Yup! I must do it for my fans!"
"Yeah, just the one." Piccolo smirked as Chaotzu growled.
"Hasta la vista, Piccy!" Chaotzu said as he gathered up the energy for a fireball. Just then, Matricario appeared. Piccolo gasped.
"You!" Goten seethed.
"Whoa hold your fire! I am here to sign a peace treaty." Matricario said.
"Wait a second! You're trying to tell me that after the nightmare you put me through and all the misery you caused me, you're just going to wave the white flag?!" Piccolo yelled.
"That's right." Matricario replied. Everyone else face-faulted.
"Why?" Goten asked.
"Believe me, if it were up to me I would have let this carry on for at least another two chapters but the author is tired and has other stories to write. Or so she says." Matricario replied as he disappeared. Piccolo's newly grown eyebrow started to twitch.
"I have so had enough of that girl. She dies…NOW!" Piccolo said as he looked around for something.
"What exactly are you looking for?" Roshi asked.
"The Fourth Wall, it's the only gateway to both worlds." Piccolo said angrily. "AHA!"
"I suppose that means he found it then." Goten remarked. Piccolo punched down the wall and zoomed in.
"Should we follow him?" Gohan asked.
"Sure! Wherever there's adventure I'm there." Chaotzu said valiantly following Piccolo. Gohan and Goten followed him. They finally caught up with Piccolo and found him standing there looking puzzled.
"You have no idea where you're going do you?" Goten asked. Piccolo just grunted. "I'll take that as a yes."
"Why don't we just think of where we want to go? That might work." Gohan said.
"Why don't we just think of where we want to go? That might work. Ass." Piccolo mocked but he realised that the others had disappeared. "Damnit." Piccolo followed them.
Nik Nak was at her computer playing Solitaire, eating a bag of crisps (potato chips) and listening to music. Suddenly Goten, Gohan and Chaotzu came out of the computer and landed on her. Nik screamed bloody murder. Then Piccolo came and also landed on her.
"Geez, now I know how Izzy
feels." Nik muttered. She took one look at Piccolo and started to laugh. "Dude,
you look like a freak show."
"We came here to complain." Piccolo said.
"About what?"
"If you're going to make our lives a living hell at least make it pan out!" Goten yelled.
"Yeah! You can't just end it there! Where's the plot?" Chaotzu exclaimed.
"Technically my humour fics lack plot. This is the first one that comes anywhere near a plot." Nik explained. "I could've sworn I said no self-insertions."
"Until you solved that mystery of the fan population." Goten reminded.
"Oh yeah! Well then, I guess it's okay." Nik replied.
"Look, we're not asking much. Just at least let us have our dignity. Isn't that right Gohan? Gohan?" Piccolo asked but Gohan was preoccupied.
"I love this song!" Gohan said bobbing his head to Original Prankster by The Offspring.
"You can do it!" Nik and Gohan exclaimed as everyone else sweat-dropped.
"Aw c'mon!" Goten said flashing the puppy dog eyes.
"Oh alright! Just put those away!" Nik exclaimed as Goten grinned. They popped back into the computer.
The gang found themselves back in Roshi's cave and Matricario was also there.
"Right. Now where were we? Oh yeah! About to kick your ass!" Goten exclaimed. Matricario looked worried but a light bulb formed above his head. The light from the light bulb blinded the Z-fighters (the cave was really dark) and Matricario made his escape.
"DAMNIT!! WE LOST HIM AGAIN!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!" Piccolo yelled.
(Well, you did ask me to pan it out. MWAHAHAHAA!)
"You know, I think he asked for that." Goten muttered.
End of part four…
Hahaha, I already have the next part planned out but writing it is a
different matter. Leave a review please.
