The Wind Beneath His Cape pt5
Disclaimer: **Gohan walks out** WASABI! Nik Nak doesn't own DBZ, anything she mentions or my Edge-possessed self. Laterz.
A/N:
This part may be a little crazy. I just saw that ep of the Simpsons when *N
SYNC were in it. I swear I died laughing every time that they came in and that
music started playing. Oh yeah, do you remember when I wrote "Goku Goes To
Court" and there was a 'special' appearance by Princess Chi? Well…I kinda had
to apologise for that seeing as I couldn't take a joke and I took it the wrong
way ::rubs her hand behind her head in a Goku-like fashion:: I blame it sorely
on Fanta. So she's in this fic too but not as a crazy okay? Cool.
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"Maybe
you should try to calm down Piccolo." Gohan said. "That vein in your forehead
is scaring me."
"I
am trying to be calm but when we are being screwed with I can't help but be a
little pissed." Piccolo seethed. Gohan just blinked in surprise. "Say, where's
your brother?"
"I
dunno. He disappeared a while ago." Gohan replied. Chaotzu just sat in a
corner, holding the action figure and looked devastated.
"None
of its real. WHAT A GIP!" Chaotzu yelled as Piccolo rolled his eyes. Goten
appeared again with a piece of paper.
"I
have prepared a strategic plan to capture this Matricario person." Goten said
as Matricario appeared.
"Suddenly
I'm in this chapter." Matricario said looking around at his surroundings. Tears
welled up in Goten's eyes as he started to throw a temper tantrum.
"NO
FAIIIIIIR!!! I WANTED TO SHOW MY PLAN!" Goten yelled stamping his feet. Piccolo
rubbed his temples.
"I'm
surprised I haven't gone deaf by now." Piccolo muttered. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
DOING HERE?!"
"I
haven't the foggiest man." Matricario replied. Chaotzu lunged for his neck and
started throttling him.
"WHO
THE HELL SENT YOU AND WHY!?" Chaotzu yelled.
"Um
C-man? I don't think he can talk while your strangling his only supply of
oxygen." Gohan pointed out.
"Oh."
Chaotzu said letting go of Matricario. Matricario rubbed his neck in annoyance
and got up.
"I
have been sent here to solely ruin your lives and make you unhappy. But now I
see that that was a mistake." Matricario said. Piccolo growled in annoyance.
"So,
this is the bit where we fight right?" Goten said a little hoarse from crying.
"Nope."
Matricario replied. "This is the bit where you find out who's responsible for
all this."
Suddenly,
no let me think of another word, unexpectedly Princess Chi appeared.
"This
is my boss." Matricario said.
"Hello
children." Chi said, floating above them.
"Great,
another author. You know, all you female authors are so freakin crazy." Chaotzu
said as he suddenly got a slap upside the head.
"I'd
watch my mouth if I were you mime-boy." Chi smirked as she looked around. "This
is it?! Well at least Piccy is here."
"MY
NAME IS PICCOLO!!"
"Uh
huh, sure it is hon." Chi replied as Piccolo face-faulted.
"So, you're the one who's put us through all this MISERY!!!! Why?!" Goten asked.
"I
was bored." Chi replied.
"That
doesn't excuse what you've done." Chaotzu started as heroic music started up.
"Many lives have been tortured by your so-called boredom." The music was
stopped with a record scratch.
"Listen,
I really don't have time to argue with you. Yes I've tortured you. So what?!
What I've done is mild compared to some people." Chi replied.
"Alright,
you know what? This is getting really old really fast. Just bring it!" Piccolo
yelled as he went to pull of his cape but somehow managed to pull his neck
along with it and fell on the floor. Chi smirked.
"How…humorous."
Chi replied. "I suppose now it's time for the unnecessary Scooby-Doo style
chase with music. Have fun!" Chi disappeared from sight and all the Z fighters
closed in on Matricario he sped off and they ran after him. We see them run pass Goku, Vegeta and Yamcha
who are providing the music. Goku on guitar and lead vocals, Yamcha on drums
and Vegeta (who looks like someone just gave him a whole box of pocky) on the
keyboard. You know, a la There's Something About Mary.
"Coz
tonight for the first time! Just about half pass ten! For the first time in
history, it's gonna start raining…hmph!" Yamcha said as Goku put his hand over
Yamcha's mouth.
"This
is what happens when we let Yamcha pick the song! Hit it Vegeta!" Goku said. Bon
Jovi's "It's My Life" starts up.
This
ain't a song for the broken hearted…
A
silent prayer for faith departed
And
I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowds, you gonna hear my voice when I
shout it out loud…
Piccolo tried to run after Matricario but every time he gets within grabbing distance of him he trips on the back of his cape. Piccolo curses and then gets back to the chase.
It's my life, it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just wanna live while I'm alive
It's my life, my heart is like an open highway
Like Piccy said I did it my way (IT'S PICCOLO!!)
I just wanna live while I'm alive
Coz it's…my…life.
Goten was riding on top of Chaotzu's head so as not to get tired. He saw Matricario and lunged for his head. Matricario tried to shake him off but nothing doing. Suddenly Trunks appeared and blew a kiss to Goten.
"EEEEEEWWW!!" Goten yelled and ran away as Matricario laughed. As Chaotzu is still on Matricario's tail we see that our band are on a moving car so that they can keep up with the case.
This is for ones who stood their ground
For Chaotzu and Goten, who never back down
Tomorrow's getting harder make no mistake
Looking every way you gotta make your own breaks
Piccolo and Gohan, who had finally caught up with the others, stopped to a little boogie as multi-coloured spotlights hit them. Piccolo stopped, looking a little embarrassed. He grabbed Gohan by the collar and dragged him away.
"But dude!! The tunes!!"
"Shut up you Edge wannabe."
It's my life, it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just wanna live while I'm alive
It's my life, my heart is like an open highway
Like Piccy said I did it my way (I HAVE A NAME, USE
IT!!)
I just wanna live while I'm alive
Coz it's…my…life.
Suddenly the music came to a screeching halt as the gang (including our little band) finally closed in on Matricario.
"We've
got you now!! MWAHAHAHAHA!! MWAHAHA…cough, cough!" Gohan hacked.
"GIMME
BACK MY COOLNESS!!" Piccolo yelled right in Matricario's face.
"I
think I'd better give you some breath mints first." Matricario cracked as
Piccolo seethed. Princess Chi appeared once again.
"Oy!
Again with the comings and goings!" Goku said.
"Let
go of my muse!" Chi ordered.
"Give
me back my mojo!" Piccolo yelled.
"Fine!
But only under one condition. You have to make me laugh." Chi said smirking.
"No
problemo!" Gohan said.
"You
friggin idiot." Goten spat out.
"Young
man! Watch your language!" Goku chastised. "What exactly did you mean by that?"
"Well
originally our show is funny at times anyway. If the world has been thrown out
of whack…" Goten said.
"Then
we don't have the ability to be funny." Piccolo realised. "Except one person."
They all turned to look at Vegeta who was playing chess with Yamcha.
"CHECKMATE!!"
Vegeta yelled.
"I
still don't know how you do it Veggie-chan." Yamcha replied.
"Oy,
we're doomed!" Goku replied. "So, what's my other self like?"
"Naïve,
clueless and always hungry." Goten replied.
"Eh,
it could be worse. I could be like him." Goku replied referring to Piccolo as
Piccolo growled.
"You
are good." Matricario said.
"Ain't
I though?" Chi replied.
"Vegeta!"
Gohan yelled.
"What?"
"Do
you know how to make a joke?"
"No!
I can tell a funny story though." Vegeta replied with a big stupid grin.
"Oy
vey." Goku replied.
End of this part…
So, what will Veggie's story be? Will it be funny enough to save the world? Will Piccolo ever get his mojo back? Find out next time!!
