The Wind Beneath His Cape
pt6
Disclaimer:
**Goku walks out with a pair of glasses on and a piece of paper** The author of
this story would like to deny any accusations of owning anything she mentions which
belongs to someone else. **Goku leaves muttering about what happens when good
sentences go bad**
A/N:
This is taking a lot longer to complete than I thought it would…ah well!
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"Are
you sure we want Vegeta to do this? I mean, we'd be better off hiring Homer
Simpson!" Goku exclaimed.
"You
say that like it's a bad…oh wait, never mind." Goten sighed.
"Listen,
we don't have any other ideas! Unless any of have an idea I suggest we get on
with it!" Piccolo said. "Vegeta, you're up."
Vegeta
took a deep breath and walked towards Princess Chi. He looked her square in the
eye and glared. She returned the glare tenfold and he fell from fear. Everyone
face-faulted.
"Tell
the story…I don't have all day ya know!" Chi said pulling out a nail file.
Vegeta took in a deep breath.
"Alright,
there was this woman who worked as an agony aunt on a newspaper. She dealt with
some strange cases but she came across one that was just too funny to print.
She went home to her husband and said to him, 'Get a load of this idiot!' her
husband listen to the letter. 'Dear Aunt Abby, I have recently discovered a
thick white layer on my tongue. I didn't know what it was but my best guess was
dandruff. I tried using Head & Shoulders but nothing is working. Can you
help me?' The woman laughed and laughed but noticed her husband wasn't
laughing. When she asked him why he didn't find it funny he said 'because I'm
the one who wrote in that's why.'" Vegeta said with a big grin on his face. Matricario
laughed until Chi slapped him upside the head.
"Funny
I suppose, too bad I heard that one when I WAS IN KINDERGARTEN!!" Chi yelled as
Vegeta whimpered.
"Keep
going Vegeta!" Goku said.
"You
can do it!" Gohan yelled. Vegeta wiped the sweat from his brow and swallowed
hard.
"This
is gonna take my best material. That means I don't have a lot of material."
Vegeta said.
"I'm
waiting Vegeta." Chi said, bored. A light bulb appeared over Vegeta's head.
"Cool!"
Gohan exclaimed.
"A
blonde joke should do it!! Right, there were these two blonde chicks and they
were shopping. They realised that they locked the door of their car with the
car keys in it. After three hours of trying to get the door open it started to
rain and one of the chicks said 'You better hurry up because it's about to rain
and the top is down!'" Vegeta said. A few laughs erupted but Chi remained
bored.
"I
think blonde jokes are insulting." Chi seethed.
"But
you're not blonde!" Goten pointed out.
"I
don't care, they're still insulting. You got anymore left Veggie-head?" Chi
asked. Vegeta was crumbling under pressure and it was visibly clear.
"Maybe
the one about…no! How 'bout the elephant? No! What shall I do? Ohh, I CAN'T
TAKE IT ANYMORE!!" Vegeta yelled breaking down into tears. Everyone stared at
him like this o_O.
"Vegeta!!
What on Earth made you like this?! You're usually so cheerful!" Yamcha
exclaimed.
"YEAH!!
YOU WUSS!!" Piccolo said.
"Usually?
Try never." Goten muttered.
"IT'S
NOT MY FAULT!!" Vegeta yelled. "It's all because of my nanny, back when I was
the Prince of the Saiya-jins…"
**FLASHBACK**
"Oooh!
Lookie here at baby Vegeta!!" Zarbon squealed picking up chibi Vegeta. Zarbon
threw him up in the air.
"Whoops!
Sorry!" Zarbon dropped him right on his head. He picked him up and dropped him
again. This went on a few times before Vegeta developed a massive bump on his
head. "Whoops! Sorry!" Zarbon sheepishly grinned.
**END
FLASHBACK**
"I
can still feel the bump." Vegeta moaned. Suddenly, Princess Chi erupted with
laughter.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA!! WHOOPS SORRY!! AHAHAHAHAAAA!!" Chi laughed.
"It's
not very funny." Vegeta mumbled.
"But
he made you laugh so that means you have to put everything back the way it
was." Piccolo was grinning so hard it looked like his mouth would fall off.
"No
I don't." Chi replied. Piccolo's mouth hit the floor.
"WHAT?!
BUT YOU SAID…"
"I
said that I would restore you mojo and restore it I will." Chi said pulling out
a vile with green liquid inside it. "Here, take it or leave it."
"Well
Pic, it is a very good deal. After all, everyone is happy the way they are
except you." Goten said and looked at Vegeta who was still bawling. "Well, almost
everybody."
"All
right then." Piccolo took the vile of mojo and chugged it down. He started to
shake violently and then let out a yell in anguish.
"Woah!
If getting your mojo back is that barfy…then I'll keep my distance thanks."
Gohan said.
"Hey
Pic, are you alright?" Goten asked as Piccolo turned around. His eyes had
turned a yellow colour.
"My
name isn't Pic. It's Piccolo Diamao." Piccolo roared. Goku let out a
girlish high-pitched yell.
"Piccolo
Diamao!!" Goku shrieked as he got in a position on the floor. "I'm typing! I'm
typing!" Goten raised an eyebrow.
"I
think he's been watching too much Dexter's Lab." Goten muttered and then turned
to Chaotzu. "Well, you're the big man on campus. What are you gonna do?"
"I'll
go ask Master Roshi!" Chaotzu chirped as Goten face-faulted.
"THIS
ISN'T THE TIME TO BE ASKING YODA FOR ADVICE!! JUST USE THE FORCE!!" Goten
yelled.
"Who
the hell is Yoda?" Gohan asked. Piccolo looked at them and licked his lips.
"Looks
like it's dinner time!" Piccolo said growing about 30ft tall as the others
yelled and ran. Piccolo followed in hot pursuit.
"What
are we gonna do?! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!" Yamcha shrieked.
"I'm
thinking!! I'm thinking!" Goten yelled.
"RAAAAAAAAAARGGG!!"
Piccolo yelled.
"Oh
shut up!" Vegeta yelled picking up a nearby box and throwing at Piccolo's
mouth. Fortunately, or maybe unfortunately, Vegeta got a hole in one.
"Good
one Vegeta!" Goku said as Vegeta grinned like an idiot.
"We
need a place to hide…I think we can hide in one of the caves in the mountains."
Goten said as they flew off to the mountains. They landed and went right to the
back of the cave. Goku lit a match and put the flame to a piece of wood.
"COME
OUT OF HIDING!! NOW!!" Piccolo yelled. The noise caused a couple of
buildings to fall down. "Cool."
"What
do you think happened to him?" Yamcha asked.
"Well,
it's kinda obvious!" Gohan huffed. "What was the question?"
"Chi
must've given him Piccolo Diamao's mojo instead of his own. Sneaky." Goten
replied rubbing his chin in hard thought. Suddenly, the ground started to shake
and the light went out. A chorus of yells erupted from the group.
"Who
the hell is sitting on my face?!"
"What
happened to the light?!"
"WHO
THE HELL TOUCHED MY ASS?!"
"We
need to get out of here." Goten said flaring up his chi enough to make light.
"In
all the chaos we forgot that we could do that. Sucks to be us." Chaotzu said as
they all followed Goten. They went outside and looked at the carnage that
happened.
"What
happened to the world?" Vegeta exclaimed.
"It
looks like a bomb hit." Goku said awed.
"DAMNIT!!
THIS IS MY FAULT!! I LET THIS HAPPEN!" Chaotzu yelled.
"Duh!"
Gohan said.
"Alright,
I am tired, hungry and very pissed off. I'm sick of my dad being a normal guy,
I'm sick of Vegeta acting like a vegetable, I'm just plain sick of Yamcha,
Gohan is making me feel like I'm in California and CHAOTZU IS SO NOT COOL!! I
AM GOING TO FIX THIS MYSELF!!" Goten yelled storming off.
"Geez,
who put itching power in his gi?" Yamcha scoffed.
"I
hope he'll be okay." Goku said. "Something inside me is saying I should go help
him."
"Maybe
it's something you ate for lunch?" Gohan offered. Goku rolled his eyes.
"I
think I have a way to fix this so we don't have to get our hands dirty." Yamcha
said rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
To Be Continued…
ACHA!!
I finished it! Not very long and not very brilliant but what are you gonna do?
