The Wind Beneath His Cape
pt7
Disclaimer:
**Krillin walks out** Nope, she don't own it. The show I mean, ciao.
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"So,
what's your plan Yamcha?" Goku asked as they followed Yamcha back to the magic shop.
"Well,
a spell started this…maybe it can stop it." Yamcha said. "Bingo!"
"You've
found something?" Vegeta asked.
"Mmm
hmm. But here's the glitch…we can't operate it. It has to be Goten." Yamcha
sighed as he packed the stuff in a bag.
"And?
What's wrong with that?" Chaotzu asked.
"C'MON
YOU BIG GOOF!! I CAN TAKE YA!" Goten said putting up his fists to Piccolo.
Piccolo just laughed and walked away knocking buildings as he walked. Goten
growled and fired at Piccolo. "KA…ME…KA…ME…HA!!" Piccolo turned around with an
amused expression on his face.
"That
was supposed to hurt?! Don't make me laugh! Seriously." Piccolo grinned.
Goten growled once again.
"I
just don't think he's in the right state of mind." Goku laughed uneasily.
"Nonetheless
we need to do something fast or else…" Chaotzu said looking over to where Nicky
Town used to be.
"Wasn't
that…" Gohan started.
"Yeah…"
"OH
NO!! THERE WAS A MCDONALDS THERE!!" Gohan yelled as Goku smacked his forehead.
"There
are at least a billion more…baka." Goku muttered.
"Oh
yah!"
"Let's
get going!" Yamcha said as the others followed him and they stood in front of
Goten.
"Hey
bro!" Gohan exclaimed.
"GET
OUT OF HERE!! I HAVE HIM ON THE ROPES!" Goten grinned insanely.
"See,
not in the right state of mind." Goku said.
"Listen
little G, we need you to do this mumbo jumbo stuff so that Pic can get back to
normal and Chi can't bother us for at least another chapter." Gohan said.
"MY
NAME IS PICCOLO DIAMAO!" Piccolo yelled.
"Yeah,
we gathered that the first time Hon!" Yamcha yelled.
"You
need to do this Goten." Chaotzu said.
"Why
me?" Goten asked.
"I'm
not sure." Chaotzu said.
"It's
coz you're the only one with memories of the other world who hasn't turned into
King Kong from Namek." Yamcha said ducking as Piccolo threw a window from a
building.
"Fine!
Give it here." Goten said taking the piece of paper. "ALAKABAM SHAZZAM WAHOOEY
SHALEYAM!!!" Nothing happened.
"So…what's
the hold up?" Gohan asked.
"I
have no idea…I suppose we're stuck like this…FOREVER!" Chaotzu exclaimed
dramatically.
"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Goten yelled looking up at the sky in anguish. Suddenly there was terrible
rumbling and a portal opened.
"Did
this happen the first time?" Yamcha asked.
"Nope."
Goten replied as the portal sucked them in.
Goten
woke up and looked around. His room looked the same, there was no PS2…maybe…no,
he had to make sure. He ran downstairs to see his mom in the kitchen cooking
enough food for a small country. He grinned the Son Grin™ and rushed to find
his dad. Goku was outside sitting under a tree.
"Dad!"
Goten exclaimed and rushed to hug him.
"What's
the matter son?" Goku asked.
"It
was horrible the wind in Piccolo's cape had disappeared and you were all smart
and mom was nice and Gohan was a WWF wrestler and Chaotzu was a big man and he
was the strongest in the universe and Krillin was normal and Trunks was a girl
and she had a crush on me and Vegeta was all stupid and nice and Bulma could cook
and Yamcha was all gay and I was smart and Piccolo was a geek and Dende was
crazy and there was this guy that was destroying the world and Piccolo drank
his dad's mojo and stuff!" Goten exclaimed. Goku blinked and just smiled.
"That
sounds like some crazy dream son." Goku laughed.
"You
don't remember?!" Goten exclaimed. "I gotta find Piccolo!"
"There's
no need for that Goten." Piccolo said appearing out of nowhere, his cape
blowing majestically in the non-existent wind.
"Your
wind!!" Goten smiled.
"I
know!! Ahem, I mean…it's good to be back." Piccolo nodded and walked away with
that wind beneath his cape.
"You
ever wonder why Piccolo's cape blows like that?" Goku asked.
"I
try not to think about it dad." Goten smiled.
"Now
where in the world did this come from? Huh, must be Bulma's." Yamcha said
dropping the DIVA t-shirt. Chi appeared and took the shirt and disappeared
again.
THE END!!!!
It's
finished!! Not the best or longest chapter but…it's finished!! Woohoo!!
