by Trish
"Harder, Spike, harder!"
The vampire grunted as he tried to get it in, "I'm trying, luv, just let me
concentrate!"
"Why is this so hard for you? Is this your first time?"
"No it's not my first time! I've done this more times than you have, but
it's just too bloody tight!"
"Damnit, Spike, give me the friggin champagne bottle, and I'll put the cork
back in it for you!"
End
