AH!




Zidane just got up from a dream.
Zidane: Whoa.....maybe I should check up on the others...


Zidane decided he should check on Dagger first.

Zidane: *takes a deep breath* HELLO DAGGER!!

Dagger: AH!

Zidane: Whacha doin'?!

Dagger: *Gets mad* I was sleeping! *pushes Zidane out of the bed*.

Zidane: *lands on butt* OW! What's wrong? I was enjoying that moment!

Dagger: HMPH! *slams the door in Zidane's face*

Zidane: geez, what's up with her? Maybe Vivi would be happy seeing me.

Zidane goes to Vivi's house.

Zidane: Hey Vivi! Whassup?

Vivi: hey Zidane, what do you want to do today? *takes out a cigar* Go cruisin'? Look at babes undress?

Zidane: AH! THE WORLD HAS CHANGED!

Zidane runs out the door into Freya's house.

Freya: Hello Zidane.

Zidane: Hello F--AH! *looks at Freya's clothing* Why are you wearing a bikini?!

Freya: It's a free country you know.

Zidane: Wha-- are you smokin' something?!

Freya: yes.

Zidane: AH!

Freya: Wanna F***?

Zidane: AHHHHHHH! *runs out*

Amarant: Whoa, dude, what's wrong?

Zidane: *looks up at Amarant* whoa, I think there's another member of the brady bunch....

Amarant: Yeah, I asked Kuja to make this hairdo for me, and aren't these bellbottems groovy?

Zidane: '_';;

Amarant: Well, bye, and keep smiling dude!

Zidane: '_';;;

Zidane runs into Steiner.

Steiner: AH! Stop it! You've ruined my excellent performance!

Zidane: ..?

Zidane: AH! STEINER! YOU'RE WEARING A TUTU!

Steiner: Yes, I joined the "Pretty-'N-Pink" society after I quit that awful job!

Zidane: '_';;

Steiner: Hey, wanna join?

Zidane: NOOOOO!*earth shakes*

Zidane: *runs into Quina* Quina, tell me you haven't changed!

Quina: Okay.

Zidane: Thank you!

Quina: Want to--

Zidane: NOOOO! *gotten insane**runs away*

Eiko: Hello sweetie!

Zidane: Hello honey--*gasps* Eiko?!

Eiko: *giggles*

Eiko: *ahem*

Eiko:

Oops I did it again!
With too many men!
I lost it again!
Oh, baby, baby!

Zidane: NOOOOOO!

THE END.

THIS IS A STUPID STORY, IT'S STUPID STUPID STUPID!