Behind the Scenes of Conker's Bad Fur Day
by: lazyman5000 and el jason
We don't own Conker or related characters they are property of Nintendo and Rareware
I (lazyman5000) was lucky enough to get a behind the scenes look at Conker's Bad Fur Day. I sat down with our star and got a very special inside interview thanks to the good people at Senior PooE-Z inc. and Static Electric Squirrel Shocker. It was very interesting...
lazyman5000: Welcome my liege...
Conker: What the heck is this?!?! Some redhead Mexican dude by the name of El Jason squirrel napped me and took me here!
LM: Calm down. This is what happens at exclusive interviews. Have you ever remember actually going to a Barbara Walters interview?
C: No...
LM: That's how good she is.
C: Oh well, lets get this over with. Happy Hour is coming soon.
LM: Conker, tell me did any behind the scenes relationships happen?
C: Well, I wouldn't call them relationships... I prefer the term one night stands, and yes, plenty of those happened. Me and those prissy catfish GOT IT ON!
LM: Didn't they die?
C: What can I say... I like the ladies!
LM: errrrrr...okay, well, what about the cast, were they anything like their character?
C: Well the sergeant is a computer nerd, Berri works at Hooters, the mobster weasel is an accountant, Rodent is a.....Yeah Rodent played himself he is a pussy loser, Gregg works at an animal hospital where he specializes in cats, that's all I remember.
LM: mm-hmm, well that concludes our interview with Conker. Next is a behind-the-scenes look at the game itself.
This is El Jason here at Rareware HQ for a behind the scenes look at Conker's Bad Fur Day. Here is a Tediz now!
EJ: Hello. What was your role in the game?
BFD(Bad Fur Day cast):I was the Tediz who was shot off the gun in the bunker. I do my own stunts.
EJ: Yeah that's great now go away! Now we are in the film room about to show you some bloopers
Blooper#1 the bank heist when Conker is dressed as Neo
C:does side flip WOAH! *thud* Okay who loosened the wires?!
Berri: Haha ha ha
Random laughs
Blooper#2 Very end when alien pops out of Panther King
Alien: Help! The hatch won't open I'm stuck!
Evil Weasel Scientist: Oops sorry Bob!
Random laughs
Blooper#3 Invasion scene when the squirrels are on fire
Squirrel#1: AAAAAHHHH!! No really it's burning AHHHHH!!
Squirrel#2: Heh heh heh heh
random laughs
Blooper#4 Saving Private Rodent scene
Rodent: Oh **** this is the tin foil suit don't shoot!!
BLAM BLAM BLAM
Stage Manager: Oh my god we killed Rodent....HOORAY!
random inappropriate laughter
Blooper#5 Heist scene when you first walk into the bank after you kill the entrance guards and Berri and Conker are standing next to each other
Berri:*High heel breaks* OW!
C:HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ho ho
B:*Gets up and whacks Conker with his own frying pan*
Random stifled laughter
Blooper#6 Scene where weasel is about to kill Berri
W: Sorry doll face, business is business.*pulls trigger, but nothing happens*
B:HAHAHAHAAhaaaha ooh hoo
*gun fires and hits Berri in the heart*
B: OW those Blanks really hurt!*throws blood capsules at weasel*
Random laughter
Well that concludes our show, now I have to run security found me*runs*
LM: I ran into the director of CBFD...
Director: Yeah! You purposely ran head first into me and took me here!
LM: QUIET YOU! Now let's get on with this. This is a casting interview! Why did you chose the people you did for the game? WELL! I'M WAITING!
D: Ok! Ok! just don't hurt me we'll start with Conker. Well he came to me and wanted a more mature roll, and I granted it to him.
LM: Wow! He got the part that easily!
D: No... Apart of the deal was I get his thumb! I like your thumb
LM: You're sick man! Uh... Dare I ask how you picked Berri.
D: Well we'd been friends for a long time, back in the day when I was the chef at Hooters we got to know each other if you know what I mean...
LM: Yeah, I get what your saying...
D: Oh yeah! Me and her... sat down and had a long chat.
LM: Oh, how about... Gregg?
D: Well have you ever seen Scent of a Vampire?
LM: Where that director dude gets a REAL vampire to play in his movie... are you saying Gregg is the true grim reaper?
D: No. He was the creepy looking guy at the concession stand I met when I went to see that movie.
LM: How awkward... so all your characters you met by accident?
D: No. Slopprano was a singing piece of poo actor looking for some thing where his name can be heard, he auditioned and did great! He later went on to win a Grammy.
LM: Big whoop! My cat has a Grammy for crying at night!
D: Everyone else... except for the weasel scientist, I don't know who he is... got a dollar, plus milk and cookies.
LM: What about the fabled "secret ending" we've heard about? How do you get it?
D: Uhhhh....*drinks a bottle of chloroform and passes out*
LM: Oh... Well back to you El Jason! Oh I wanted some cookies.
EJ: Ok... I think security got lost... Well this concludes our program. For real this time.
