Why Does Reno Always Get the Fun

Why Does Reno Always Get the Fun?

Howdy folks! How are you? It's me…again! Uh…well…this is craziness, I guess. So, um….read and review! Yeah! That's it…heh…

Okay, so everyone's favorite group of bumbling idiots (except maybe the Three Stooges) are in Turtle's Paradise. Big surprise. Read on…

Rude: AAAAAARGGGGGH!

Reno: Whaaaat?

Rude: How should I know?

Elena (sigh) Men…..

Rude: How come YOU always get the fun, Reno?

Reno: Uhh…because I am cooler than you!

Rude: Bah….just because I'm bald…..

Elena: YEAH! Nyah nyah nyah!

Rude: Wig! (runs out)

Reno: Oh no…

(Rude runs back in, wearing a wig)

Rude: Ta da!

Elena: (mumbling) bumbling idiot…..

Reno: Uh…you look(mmf)very…(mmf mmf)very sophis-BWAHAHAHAHA!

Rude: Hey! I spent 5000 Gil on this here wig!

Reno and Elena: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

(suddenly, someone walks in)

Reno: Oh God, no! Not…..

Tseng: Hey! Bumbling fools! I've come to join you! And I've brought…….

(Heidigger busts in the door)

Heidigger: Gya ha ha!!!!

Tseng: QUIT HORSELAUGHING!!!!!!!!

Heidigger: Hey! Only Rufus, King of all Things Ugly, can tell me to stop-

(Rufus busts in, wearing a green bandana with the letter Z on it and purple spandex and blue boots. Oh, and a red cape with the word "Zugu" on it)

Rufus: QUIT HORSELAUGHING!!!!! Oh, and I am…….(poses)Zugu!!!! King of Sulfuric Acid and Lord of all Carbon!

Reno: Uhh…..sure…..DUHHHHHHHHHH…..

Ru-I mean, Zugu: Ha ha! I HAVE AUTHORI-TAH!

Reno: No you don't.

Zugu: Uh….yes I do.

Reno: No.

Zugu: Yes.

Reno: No.

Zugu: Yes.

Reno: NO!!!

Zugu: YES!!!

Rude: WILL YOU TWO JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!???????

(everyone looks at Rude)

Zugu: OMIGAWSH! You have……HAIR!!!! AAAAAAH! (runs around)

Rude: Ugggh…….IT'S A WIG!!!!!!

Everyone in Turtle's Paradise: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Zugu: I am the king!

Reno: Hold on. I got an idea! (runs into the changing room. He comes out with red spandex on, a blue bandana with the word "Doh!" on it, a purple cape with the word "Doh!" on it, and green boots) HA HA! I am Doh, Master of Booze!

Zugu: NO! I am the only one with a cool name!

Doh: BAH!!!!!

Elena: (sighs) Men…

Rude: Hey, at least I'M not doing it!

Heidigger: GWA HA HA! Spandex clad jerks! MEHEHE!

Tseng: (drooling) Cute boys in spandex……

Elena: (slaps Tseng) BAKA!!!!! That's MY line! Now then….(drooling) Cute boys in spandex……….

Heidigger: GWA HA HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! (was punched by Tseng)

Tseng: Argh….cheeky bastard…

Heidigger: CHEEKY???? Oh…well, yeah. Wanna see my third and fourth cheeks?

Rude: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

(everyone shuts up)

Doh: I'm so cool because I get all the fun! (holds up beer)

Zugu: (slaps Reno) BAKA! BAKAMONO!!!!!!! It is I who gets all the fun! Ha HA!!!

Tseng: Ow…..that hurt, y'know, Elena.

Zugu: There is no doubt! I AM Zugu! All hail the great Lord of all Carbon!

Tseng: BOOOOOOOOOO!

Zugu: (turns to Rude) Why you little….

(suddenly, a sound is heard)

Zugu: What the holy heck was that?

(a portal appears and out steps Lila, Sephirouch, and TR Cloud)

Doh: What the heck? OH NO! NOT LILA!!!!!

Lila: Reeeeno! OHMIGAWSH! OPPORTUNITES!

Doh: DOH! Gotta run, gotta run!

Lila: Not this time…..I have my Cheese Fishing Pole!!! (throws the line, snagging Doh)

Doh: Oh no…at least call me Doh, will you?

Lila: Reney!!!!!! What kinda name is Doh?

Doh: RENEY???? OHMIGAWSH! Lemme go!

Zugu: I AM ZUGU! Prepare to die, infidels!

Lila: OHMIGAWSH! RUFUS?????

Zugu: I AM ZUGU! Who is this Rufus you speak of?

Lila: Uh…..he's the…THE MERRY CHEESE MAN!

Sephirouch: Cheese? Did you say…..cheese?

Lila: Uh…..NO! I, um…..

Sephirouch: CHEESE WOOF BOOYAKA MALCOLM!

TR Cloud: Not again……….

Sephirouch: Woof…

TR Cloud: WHITECOAAAATTTTTTTSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

(suddenly, Stormtroopers come in the door)

TR Cloud: Not you!

(they leave)

Heidigger: GWAHAHA!

Zugu: STOP LAUGHING!!!!

Doh: Will you let me go please, Lila?

Lila: Sure, Dohy!

Doh: DOHY????? Argh…..

(Lila takes off the fishing line and Doh sprits)

Lila: No way! (throws line again and snags Doh)

Doh: Oh darn!

Rude: Oh my god….

Tseng: This is crazy!

Elena: And to think I only have a bit part!

Rude: Yeah…

Heidigger: Uh……I'm fat!

Bartender: Um…anyone want some booze?

Doh: Uh………yes please…..three glasses.

Lila: RENEY!!! You be good and sober, now, hear?

Doh: (sobbing) No…….

Zugu: Bah!

TR Cloud: What?

Zugu: I don't get to save the world anymore…

TR Cloud: Big whoop.

Doh: Uh…….okay….

Sephirouch: Uh……….what's up? Um…..fuzzy dog…

Lila: Not much, you?

Doh: Doh…..

Sephirouch: NOT MUCH!!!!

TR Cloud: Um…..

Heidigger: GWA HA HA!!!! YOU'RE OUT OF IDEAS, AREN'T YOU?????

TR Cloud: Shut up! (punches Heidigger through the roof)

Elena: Whoa. Cool.

Rude: YES! Finally!

Zugu: Finally!!!!! We are liberated!

Tseng: Damn straight.

Elena: Anyone wanna go skinny dipping of the coast of Wutai?

(everyone looks at Elena)

Everyone: UM, NO!

Elena: Hmph. Well fine then.

Doh: Oh no…..

Zugu: I smell……..APPLE PIE!!!!!

Rude: Oh god, NO!!!!!

Lila: Uh oh…

Zugu: PIE!!!!!!!!!!!

Sephirouch: Pie? Where?

TR Cloud: Cool!

Tseng: Uh…..I like pie!

TR Cloud: Where is this pie?

Zugu: Uh……Midgar.

TR Cloud: Well, sanity be damned! I WANT PIE!

(so, they all run outside and run to Midgar. I COULD tell you about their adventures on the way, but….I don't feel like it =D)

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