Herb Roasted Chicken and Yo-yo String
Dis: Hers.
"I like Butterfingers," said Ron.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were watching TV. Ron wasn't interested in the shows, he just liked the commercials.
"How do you know?" asked Hermione. "You've never even tasted one."
"But it's layers of flaky, buttery candy covered in rich milk chocolate!"
"Hermione, maybe we should change the channel." said Harry very seriously.
"I agree."
Harry flipped through the channels. He flipped and flipped until he reached a program about dolphins and porpoises.
"This is boring." Ron said.
Just then, the commercials came on.
"I put my dishes in, and they come out stainless!" said the commercial lady. "It's the best dishwasher in the world!"
"Harry, what's a dishwasher?" Ron asked.
"You put in dishes and they come out stainless."
"Oh. Why didn't she just say that?"
"Actually- Never mind."
"Welcome back to Dolphins and Porpoises, the Gems of the Sea," said the discovery channel guy.
"Okay, discovery channel guy!" said Harry and Ron.
"These dolphins are heading to some island somewhere near some continent!" said him.
"Ooh! I've been there! That's a cool place!" said Hermione sarcastically.
"Ya, me too! It was very fun!" Ron said very Siriusly.
"Ron, it's very seriously. Sirius is my godfather," said Harry.
"Hey, I just said the part in the quotes. Dela says the rest!" Ron said.
"Yeah, Dela! Stop it!" said Hermione.
"Hi, kids! I'm Barney!"
"Hey, I didn't want to say that!" said Harry crossly.
"Too bad," said guess who.
"Poof!" said Hermione, and she was gone.
"Poof!" said me, and I was gone.
"It slices, dices, and purées!" said a person.
"What's a slicer, dicer, and puréer, Harry?"
"A rabid, hyperactive, man-eating, weasel."
"Oh, thanks, Harry."
Silence.
"Hey!"
"Took you a while."
Dis: Hers.
"I like Butterfingers," said Ron.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were watching TV. Ron wasn't interested in the shows, he just liked the commercials.
"How do you know?" asked Hermione. "You've never even tasted one."
"But it's layers of flaky, buttery candy covered in rich milk chocolate!"
"Hermione, maybe we should change the channel." said Harry very seriously.
"I agree."
Harry flipped through the channels. He flipped and flipped until he reached a program about dolphins and porpoises.
"This is boring." Ron said.
Just then, the commercials came on.
"I put my dishes in, and they come out stainless!" said the commercial lady. "It's the best dishwasher in the world!"
"Harry, what's a dishwasher?" Ron asked.
"You put in dishes and they come out stainless."
"Oh. Why didn't she just say that?"
"Actually- Never mind."
"Welcome back to Dolphins and Porpoises, the Gems of the Sea," said the discovery channel guy.
"Okay, discovery channel guy!" said Harry and Ron.
"These dolphins are heading to some island somewhere near some continent!" said him.
"Ooh! I've been there! That's a cool place!" said Hermione sarcastically.
"Ya, me too! It was very fun!" Ron said very Siriusly.
"Ron, it's very seriously. Sirius is my godfather," said Harry.
"Hey, I just said the part in the quotes. Dela says the rest!" Ron said.
"Yeah, Dela! Stop it!" said Hermione.
"Hi, kids! I'm Barney!"
"Hey, I didn't want to say that!" said Harry crossly.
"Too bad," said guess who.
"Poof!" said Hermione, and she was gone.
"Poof!" said me, and I was gone.
"It slices, dices, and purées!" said a person.
"What's a slicer, dicer, and puréer, Harry?"
"A rabid, hyperactive, man-eating, weasel."
"Oh, thanks, Harry."
Silence.
"Hey!"
"Took you a while."
