FF9 In New York--By Liz
Summary: Our FF9 heros go to a business trip in New York.
Note: Fans of the following characters might be offended: Cinna, Blank, Steiner, Zidane, Beatrix(I hope I didn't offend my fellow Beatrix fans), Vivi, and Garnet (gee, that's everyone in this chapter!)
Zidane: Oh no! Our map!! *Map floats away in the wind*
Steiner:Careless fool! Now we will never reach the hotel!
Zidane: Who are you calling careless, Rusty. If I remember correctly, you were the one that almost made Beatrix preg--
Steiner:(Intrupting) Ahem! *Beatrix blushes*
Garnet: I'm going to that newstand to see if I can get a map. *Garnet walks over to the newstand*
Steiner: Princess!! Come back! *Steiner runs to catch up with Garnet* *Beatrix runs to catch up with them both*
Zidane: I might as well get some serious work done while I'm waiting. *Starts mugging everyone he sees*
Vivi: Z-Zidane, isn't that a crime?
Zidane: It's only a crime if they catch you
Zidane ran off
Vivi:That's not what Steiner told me. H-hey, wait up! *Vivi runs after Zidane*
Liz: Meanwhile, at the newstand,

Garnet: Hello, I'm Prin-
Beatrix:(Whispering) Remember, your not a princess in this world.
Garnet: Uh, my name is. . . Pricilla. . . yeah Pricilla, and I wanted to know . . .
Grubby Newspaper Seller: What is this Hot-Babe day?
Steiner took note that he was looking directly at Beatrix's bossom when he said that.Steiner stepped forward and shook his hand at the paper seller like he does to Zidane in the game.
Steiner: Back off, she's mine, you grubby old man.
Grubby Newspaper Seller:ok, today must be Mideval Wierdo day as well.
He noted Steiner's armor and sword
Steiner: MIDEVAL WIERDO?? I beg your parden, I'm a--
Beatrix: (whispering) Steiner, keep it down, were drawing attention.
Garnet: let's get out of here before we draw too much attention
Beatrix: I'll get a distraction
Beatrix takes her sword, and slashes the tire of a nearby car, which was stopped at a red light. When the car wheel popped, Garnet and Beatrix, who had to grab Steiner and pull him away, dashed off in search of Zidane and Vivi.

Liz: Let's see how Zidane and "Master" Vivi are doing.

Zidane: Whew that guy was rich! I got 5,000 Gil off him!
Vivi: Zidane, Garnet, Steiner,and Beatrix are probably looking for us right now.
Zidane: oh fine, if it worries you that much, we'll go find them
Vivi: Thank's Zidane

Liz: Back to Beatrix, Garnet, and Steiner

Steiner: Master Vivi! Where did that monkey tailed theif take you now?
Beatrix: Steiner, look behind you.
Steiner looked behind him
Steiner: Master Vivi!
Vivi: Hi everyone
Zidane: Hi Garnet, Beatrix, and Rusty
Steiner: Rusty?! How many times--
Garnet(interupting): Steiner, calm down your attracting attention again
Steiner: Yes Ma'am
Zidane spots Blank and Cinna over by the coffee shop.
Zidane: Look, it's Blank and Cinna, let's go say hi
Steiner(mumbling): Let's not and say we did
Zidane: did you say something Rusty?
Beatrix: No, I don't think he did
Beatrix gave Steiner a warning glance to stop any potential fight. Steiner nodded to show Beatrix he understood.
The group walks over to Blank and Cinna.
Zidane: Hi guys
Blank: What a plesant surprise
*Blank stares at Garnet* *Garnet steps closer to Zidane and away from Blank*
Cinna: What brings you guys over here?
Garnet: We are supposed to be at a Final Fantasy meeting with the main characters of FF6, FF7, FF8, and mabye even FF10
Everyone turns to stare at Beatrix
Beatrix: What did I do?
Cinna: How did you become a main character?
Beatrix: I'm not, it's just that I'm the authur's favorite character
Cinna(mumbling) : Lucky pig
Liz: Did you say something, Cinna?
Cinna(shouting): YEAH, I SAID BEATRIX IS AN ANNOYING BRAT!!
Liz scribbles something down on paper and a Grand Piano falls on Cinna's head
Liz: Ha, that should teach you
Cinna:. . . %&!@))****
Vivi: I don't think I wanna know what he said
The party plus Blank leaves Cinna crushed
Blank: Now where could that hotel be?
Zidane: That's what we've been asking for the last half an hour
Steiner: If you hadn't lost that map. . .
Blank: Let's not start a war, people
Blank starts looking around and ends up looking straight at Beatrix's chest
Beatrix: YOU!! *slaps Blank*
Blank:. . .ow
Liz is scribbling wildly on her notepad in the background and suddenly a swarm of hornets sting Blank
Blank: Mental note to self. . . NEVER look at a girl's breasts when the authur is around
Liz: I heard that
Lightning strikes Blank
Blank(on ground): Ugh. . .
Steiner: I believe the hotel is that way *Steiner points down the street*
The rest of the group follows Steiner, and Beatrix and Garnet 'accidently' step on Blank



To Be Continued
Authur's note: He he he, it was fun to make fun of Blank, sorry to all of you Blank fans out there. Blank's a great character, but it's funner to make fun of him.