The group reaches the hotel.
Zidane: finally! Air conditioning!
Garnet: Zidane, it was 60 degrees outside, and you want air conditioning?
Zidane: erm....
Steiner: erm?
Zidane: erm.
Steiner: ERM?!
Zidane: errrrm....
Steiner: erm.
Beatrix and Garnet roll their eyes and leave Steiner and Zidane to their "Erming".
Vivi: Wait! Don't f-forget me!
Vivi rushed to follow the two women. The three of them find the front desk and check in.
Person behind the counter: Ma'am, may I check your.... weapon?
Beatrix: Sorry, sir. No one touches my little "friend"
PBTC(for short): But...Ma'am...
Liz: listen...*grabs PBTC by shirt collar* No one messes with Beatrix or her "little friend". If you do, you'll have to deal with me! MWAHAHAHAHAH! *lets him go and holds pad of paper and pen, posed for action*
PBTC: Gulp....let me show you to your rooms.
*PBTC leads them up the elevator, down a hall and to the door of two expensive suites*
Liz dissapears in a cloud of smoke.
Beatrix: I'll be across the hall in my rooms if you need anything, my queen.
Garnet: alright, Beatrix, enjoy yourself.

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Liz: meanwhile, in the hotel lobby...
Zidane: Ermerm....
Steiner: erm...erm?
Zidane: erm.
A strange girl with dark hair came over.
Yuffie: Hey! You must be the newbies from Final Fantasy 9! I'm Yuffie Kisaragi , FF7.
Zidane: erm... Hi, I'm Zidane Tribal, FF9 and this is Rusty, also FF9 *points to Steiner*
Steiner: I prefer Adelbert Steiner--
Yuffie: Zidane...Rusty, glad to meet you!
Steiner:...
Yuffie*slaps Zidane on the back*:Welcome to the Squaresoft Clan! In a few months, you'll be unimportant because FF10 will be in!
Zidane: Unimportant?!
Yuffie: Yep, that's what happened to me...well, see ya!
Yuffie skips off
Zidane:erm...
Steiner: erm?
Zidane: wasn't Yuffie that theif chick from FF7
Steiner: I believe...so...
The both check their pockets
Zidane: what? My wallet's missing!
Steiner: after her!
They both start running after Yuffie, who looks behind her and runs.
Yuffie runs out of the hotel and onto the sidewalk. Zidane and Steiner follow.
Yuffie turns the corner and jumps over a few trash cans with lightning fast reflexes. Zidane and Steiner try to follow, but... CRASH! They both run into the garbage cans.
Yuffie: Hahaha! You will never be able to catch me! *Yuffie looks behind her, points at Zidane and Steiner and laughs. She runs straight into a tree*
Yuffie: oww....Whoo! Pretty lil' birdies are circling my head! Come here, birdies!
Yuffie starts staggering all over like a drunk.

TO BE CONTINUED
Authurs Note: Sorry that took so long, I had a few problems. Anyway...I hope you enjoyed it!