A Final Fantasy Sleepover!By Aeris
One snowy day, Tifa, Aeris, and Yuffie are
sitting in Tifa's house in Nibelheim
Yuffie: I'm bored
Aeris: Me too
Tifa: Me three
Yuffie: Me four
Aeris: You already said you were
Yuffie: Oh yah
Tifa: (snaps and a green makou light-bulb
appears over her head) I got it! Let's have a sleepover!
Aeris: Hey that's a good idea!
Yuffie: We can rent some movies!
Tifa: Ooh! Cool!
Aeris: And we can stay up all night drinking
coffee and So*Be!
Yuffie: Ok!
Tifa: So everyone agrees?
Yuffie & Aeris: HELL YEAH!
Tifa & Yuffie: (look at Aeris) You never
swore once in the game
Aeris: Cuz I didn't ever get
really pissed until Seph killed me.
Tifa & Yuffie: Ohh.
Tifa: OK, so I'll get the house ready.
Yuffie: I'll get the movies.
Aeris: I'll get plenty of
extra-strength-night-SOLDIER-quality-coffee and So*Be
Yuffie: I can understand how you're
gonna get the So*Be, but how the hell are ya gonna get that
strong of a coffee?
Aeris: Heheheh I *borrowed * it from
Shin-Ra before we escaped that time.
Yuffie: Damn! Too bad I wasn't in the
group yet! I would get their materia!
Tifa: OK then everyone get the stuff and
meet back here!
Yuffie & Aeris: Kay
***Tifa's ***
Tifa: (lifting up the cushion on the couch)
Eww (shoves the dust buster on it)
Little monsters living in the couch: (tiny
voices) Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
Tifa: (sweat drop) That was strange
(Knock at the door)
Tifa: Uh come in?
(A guy in a black cloak walks in)
Guy: Would you like to buy a Jenova cell?
Tifa: How much?
Guy: One Black Materia
Tifa: Screw off Sephiroth
Seph: You hurt my feelings (sniff, sniff)
Seph: (sneeze) Damn it's dusty in here!
Tifa: Cuz I was cleaning until you
decided to show up
Seph: Oh. I'll help you.
(So Seph *helps * Tifa, while secretly
looking for the Black Materia)
***Aeris' ***
Aeris: (walks into the Item shop) Hi,
I'd like 50 bottles of So*Be
Shopkeeper: Sure- what kind?
Aeris: Two of each, please.
Shopkeeper: (hands Aeris a few huge heavy
brown bags) Would you like some help back to your house?
Aeris: No, I should be—(takes the
bags)(Anime fall)
Aeris: (twitches and holds a finger up) Uh-
I think I will have some help back to the house
Shopkeeper: Okay. (turns around and yells)
HEY, ZACK!
Zack: (runs in) Sup boss?
Shopkeeper: Help this young lady with her
bag.
Zack: Aeris?!
Aeris: Zack?! I thought you died?
Zack: I thought you died!
Aeris: Yeah me too.
Zack: That's odd. (helps Aeris carry
her bags back to Tifa's house)
***Yuffie's ***
Yuffie: (walks into the video renting place
and walks to the funny section)
Yuffie: Lessee I'll get
, cuz it's funny when the ugly Leo-loser
dies. Ooh! And we just *have * to get both of the Austin
Powers movies, cuz Mini-Me is soooooooooo cute! And we have
to get thisoh, and this.. ok that should be enough.
Yuffie: (walks to the clerk)
Clerk: Is that all today?
Yuffie: Unless you have any other funny
movies that are good, yes.
Clerk: Oh, you already have
Gawd, I laughed my ass off when that
Leo-nerdo DiCrapio died.
Yuffie: Oh hell yeah! That's the only
part of the movie I didn't sleep through!
Clerk: (while ringing up the movies) Yeah, I
dunno what the hell the big deal was over that movie. Guess the
spoiled little brats needed to waste money
Yuffie: Yeah. So they saw the stupidest
movie ever made!
Clerk: (laughs) Here you go Yuff.
That'll be 10 gil.
Yuffie: (hands the clerk a 10 gil coin) Here
ya go.
Clerk: Thanks. C-ya later.
Yuffie: (walks out and back to Tifa's
house)
***Outside Tifa's house***
Yuffie: Aeris, who's that?
Aeris: This is Zack.
Zack: Sup?
Yuffie: Hi. Did ya get the So*Be?
Aeris: (points to the 100 pound bag
Zack's holding)
Yuffie: Ohh Why are you guys out here?
Aeris: Tifa locked the door and she
won't answer
Yuffie: Oh. I have the member card for the
video place, I can try using that
Zack: Please do this bag is getting
heavy
Yuffie: (Walks to the door and slides the
card through) I think I got it (pulls the door open and
gasps)
Tifa: (is tied up and muffled)
Mmh.mmmh!
Yuffie: Hey, good Kenny impression! I got
that movie too!
Aeris: (cuts the ropes) What happened?
Seph: I happened.
Zack: (puts bag down) What the hell are you
doing here?
Seph: Getting my materia. (motions to the
black thing in his hand)
Aeris: Give that back!
Seph: No.
Aeris: I'll hurt you!
Seph: I'll kill you again.
Tifa: STOP IT!
(everyone shuts up)
Tifa: (looks at Seph) Give me the materia.
Seph: Why?
Aeris: Because if you don't
Zack: I'll chop em off.
Seph: I'm not Corneo, dammit!
Zack: Oh, oops. Sorry bout that.
Seph: It's ok.
Aeris: AHEM!
Seph: What?
Tifa: Give us the damn materia so we can
start our sleepover!
Seph: Ooh, sleepover what kind?
Tifa: A girls' sleepover
Aeris: With So*Be and coffee
Yuffie: And movies
Seph: Really? ok here's the deal;
I give you the materia if I can come to the sleepover.
Tifa: Well, you look like a girl, and act
like one
Seph: HEY!
Aeris: Yeah, you can come.
Seph: Sweet (tosses the black materia
to Tifa)
Yuffie: (looks at Zack) Are you coming too?
Zack: Can I?
Aeris: Sure!
Zack: Kickass!
Yuffie: Damn! We gotta watch South Park
first!
(everyone grabs a So*Be and a cup of extra-strength-night-SOLDIER-quality-coffee
and sits in front of the TV)
***3 hours later***
Zack: (drinks some coffee)
Voice on TV: I'll never let go
Jack
Aeris, Tifa, Yuffie, Seph: (laugh
hysterically)
Zack: (chokes and laughs, coffee coming from
his nose)
Aeris: THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!
Tifa: (between giggles) Yeah!
Seph: This is a funny movie!
Yuffie: Really! Let's watch South Park
next.
Tifa: How did you rent that without being
17? I tried to rent it and they asked me for ID, and I'm 20!
Yuffie: They probably thought you were a
teenage Britney Spears wanna-be
Tifa: What do you mean?
Yuffie: Well, Britney has implants too!
Aeris, Zack, and Seph: (laugh)
Tifa: NOT FUNNY!
Yuffie: (snickering) Yes, it is.
Tifa: Hmph!
So the group watched movies all night,
drinking their So*Be and
extra-strength-night-SOLDIER-quality-coffee Yuffie got high
on coffee, as did Tifa and Aeris. Zack and Seph were used to it,
having been in SOLDIER, but they did get high off of So*Be
The next morning, everyone woke up sick, but
felt better after they threw up. Tifa started wearing a bra due
to Yuffie's comment the night before, and Cloud dumped her
soon after. Tifa was pissed off at Yuffie and gave her a cup of
coffee with high concentrations of makou in it. Yuffie is still
suffering from makou poisoning today. The moral of this story: Do
not drink coffee while watching the end of Titanic. You will end
up with a sore nose in the morning. And, don't call Tifa a
Britney Spears wanna-be. Because she is a Christina Agiulera
wanna-be. And Christina is a bigger whore anyway.
Thank You and Good Night!