ZAP!!
Heero came into the room with an irritated expression on his face.
"Heya, Heero!" said Duo with a Shinigami grin.
Heero cursed under his breath then said in a forced manner, "I love Duo Maxwell."
Trowa and Quatre looked at each other, then gaped at Heero and Duo. Wufei's nose began bleeding.
"Duo 'ZAPPED' me, you idiots," he snarled, holding up his hand. He collapsed onto a couch.
Wufei, holding a tissue to his nose, leaped to his feet and yelled, "MAXWELL!! How can you be such an onna?!"
Duo grinned sheepishly, then dashed for the door as Wufei drew his katana and gave chase to the mischievous American.
Duo bounded through the hallway with Wufei thundering behind him. He darted ahead around a corner, then ducked into a closet. Wufei skidded to a halt just ahead of the room.
"…Where is he?"
Duo noiselessly opened the door and pulled out a pen.
"ZAP!!" he yelled as he hastily scribbled something on the Chinese's hand.
"Wufeiwufeiwufeiwufeiwufeiwufeiwufeiwufeiwufeiwufei wufeiwufeiwufeiwufeiwufeiwufeiwufeiwufei!!"
Wufei gulped, then looked at the writing on his hand.
"…I am…weak…NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
A few hours later…
"See? It's completely washed off. Don't worry. I knew Rashid's custom soap formula would work," Quatre reassured the panicked Dragon. "Right, Heero?"
Heero sighed. "I love Duo Maxwell, now would you please stop saying my name?"
"Oh, sorry, Heero."
"…!" Heero sweatdropped. "I love Duo Maxwell…!"
Trowa went "…" as Duo yelled "ZAP!!" and scribbled on his hand. It said "I love Quatre." Trowa blushed, since he somewhat did.
Duo bounced out of the room to find Quatre. Trowa sighed with relief when he heard Heero yell "OH NO, YOU DON'T!!" and Duo say "ZAP!!" Must be Quatre this time, he thought. He got up and went the source of the hubbub…which proved to be a terrible mistake.
"Come on, Quatre, tell us who you like…" said Duo evilly.
"…I love Trowa," stammered Quatre.
Trowa stiffened at the sound of his name.
"…I love Quatre." Everyone stared at him.
"…I love Trowa,"
"…I love Quatre."
"…I love Trowa,"
"…I love Quatre."
"…I love Trowa,"
"…I love Quatre."
"…I love Trowa,"
"…I love Quatre."
"…I love Trowa,"
"…I love Quatre."
"…I love Trowa,"
"…I love Quatre."
"…I love Trowa,"
"…I love Quatre."
"…I love Trowa,"
Trowa was about to say it again when he remembered. He smiled a bit. "Well, you almost got us going for good. But my real name is Triton Bloom, remember?"
Duo pouted. "You're no fun!"
