The Cpugeek Show
Episode 2
(Music plays, lights flicker, some weird announcer guy
announces, bada-bing bada-boom)
Announcer: And here is our host, Cpugeek!
(More music plays, lights flicker some more, people clap,
yada yada yah)
Cpugeek: Welcome to "The Cpugeek Show," where we take
important video game VIPs and make fun of them. Our guest
for today has been in 9 video games and is one of the most
famous heroes of them all. Put your hands together for LINK!
(More music plays, lights flicker some more, people clap,
so on and so forth)
Link: I'd like to thank the king and queen and especially
the princess of Hyrule for all of their help and cooporation.
Without her I would be nowhere.
Cpugeek: Don't you mean them?
Link: Um. Yea. What did I say.
Cpugeek: Nevermind. Lets get onto the questions. First
question. Link, how was your life as a boy?
Link: Well, I haven't gone through childhood yet.
I know that I look like an adult, but at heart
I am still a kid. I just like to skip through time.
Cpugeek: Ummm. Our next question come from a member
of our audience. He writes: Link, what is it between
you and princess Zelda.
Link: Ummmm. Errrrr
*Link turns redder than a tomato*
Link: Right. We're friends. Yeah thats it. We're just
really close friends. NOT boyfriend girlfriend or
anything. Umm yeah, that's right.
*Link turns even redder*
Cpugeek: *Under his breath* Yeah Right
Link: Did you say something? I could have
sworn that you said something bad about me.
Cpugeek: Of course not, Link. But I do have
another question for you. If you could go anywhere, were
would that be?
Link: If I could go anywhere, I would definitly go to the
tropics. Just me and Princess Zel-hey wait a minute!
Cpugeek;*Under his breath* The truth is unveiled.
*Link now looks like his face is going to melt*
Cpugeek: Come on, Link. We all know that you
have the hots for Princess Zelda. Link, SHE IS
YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
Links: Noooooo!
Cpugeek: In your heart, you know it to be true.
Link: Nooooooo! It can't be true.
Cpugeek: But it is.
Link: Noooooo!
*Link lets loose his grip of the stage and is falling*
Cpugeek: Well that's about all the time that we have. Be
sure to watch the next episode when THE Mario is
my guest. See Ya!
Episode 2
(Music plays, lights flicker, some weird announcer guy
announces, bada-bing bada-boom)
Announcer: And here is our host, Cpugeek!
(More music plays, lights flicker some more, people clap,
yada yada yah)
Cpugeek: Welcome to "The Cpugeek Show," where we take
important video game VIPs and make fun of them. Our guest
for today has been in 9 video games and is one of the most
famous heroes of them all. Put your hands together for LINK!
(More music plays, lights flicker some more, people clap,
so on and so forth)
Link: I'd like to thank the king and queen and especially
the princess of Hyrule for all of their help and cooporation.
Without her I would be nowhere.
Cpugeek: Don't you mean them?
Link: Um. Yea. What did I say.
Cpugeek: Nevermind. Lets get onto the questions. First
question. Link, how was your life as a boy?
Link: Well, I haven't gone through childhood yet.
I know that I look like an adult, but at heart
I am still a kid. I just like to skip through time.
Cpugeek: Ummm. Our next question come from a member
of our audience. He writes: Link, what is it between
you and princess Zelda.
Link: Ummmm. Errrrr
*Link turns redder than a tomato*
Link: Right. We're friends. Yeah thats it. We're just
really close friends. NOT boyfriend girlfriend or
anything. Umm yeah, that's right.
*Link turns even redder*
Cpugeek: *Under his breath* Yeah Right
Link: Did you say something? I could have
sworn that you said something bad about me.
Cpugeek: Of course not, Link. But I do have
another question for you. If you could go anywhere, were
would that be?
Link: If I could go anywhere, I would definitly go to the
tropics. Just me and Princess Zel-hey wait a minute!
Cpugeek;*Under his breath* The truth is unveiled.
*Link now looks like his face is going to melt*
Cpugeek: Come on, Link. We all know that you
have the hots for Princess Zelda. Link, SHE IS
YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
Links: Noooooo!
Cpugeek: In your heart, you know it to be true.
Link: Nooooooo! It can't be true.
Cpugeek: But it is.
Link: Noooooo!
*Link lets loose his grip of the stage and is falling*
Cpugeek: Well that's about all the time that we have. Be
sure to watch the next episode when THE Mario is
my guest. See Ya!
