A/N This is a song about the world through Hermione's eyes. (She's meant to be singing to Ron, trying to explain the allure of the library!) I am NOT making fun of people who read, I read loads, so don't get offended. I just thought it was funny. Songfic to Leanne Rimes - Can't fight the moonlight.
Can't Fight The Library
By Helmione Nightingranger
*Hermione looks very glamorous in a long sparkling dress on a stage with a microphone. Then she puts a pair of glasses on, wearing them on the end of her nose, and picks up a book. Looking straight at Ron, she begins to sing....*
Beside a bookshelf
Gonna be with you
And no one's be around
If you think that you won't fold
We just wait until
The exams draw near
Underneath the lamplight, lamplight,
There's a magical feeling so right
Here to steal your heart tonight
You can try to resist
Try to hide from Ms Pince
But you know
But you know that you
Can't fight the library
Deep in the dark
You'll surrender your heart
But you know
But you know that you can't
Can't fight the library
No
You can't fight it
It's gonna get to your heart
There's no escape, Ron,
When the books call you
To do a spell and pass your test
No matter what you think
It won't be too long
Til you just can't rest
(Til you're)
Underneath the lamplight, lamplight
We'll be lost in the words spelled so right (A/N sorry, but I think Hermione would take delight in correct spelling)
Feel them steal your heart tonight
You can try to resist
Try to hide from Ms Pince
But you know
But you know that you
Can't fight the library
Deep in the dark
You'll surrender your heart
But you know
But you know that you can't
Can't fight the library
No
You can't fight it
No
Matter what you do
The books are gonna get to you
(some quiet bit that no one can hear the words to)
Underneath the lamplight, lamplight
There's some magical theory so right
Here to steal your heart tonight
You can try to resist
Try to hide from Ms Pince
But you know
But you know that you
Can't fight the library
Deep in the dark
You'll surrender your heart
But you know
But you know that you can't
Can't fight the library
No
You can't fight it
It's gonna get to your heart...
Disclaimer: Hermione, Ms Pince and Ron are JKR's, Can't fight the moonlight belongs to Leanne Rimes. Her dress, book, and glasses, are mine.
Can't Fight The Library
By Helmione Nightingranger
*Hermione looks very glamorous in a long sparkling dress on a stage with a microphone. Then she puts a pair of glasses on, wearing them on the end of her nose, and picks up a book. Looking straight at Ron, she begins to sing....*
Beside a bookshelf
Gonna be with you
And no one's be around
If you think that you won't fold
We just wait until
The exams draw near
Underneath the lamplight, lamplight,
There's a magical feeling so right
Here to steal your heart tonight
You can try to resist
Try to hide from Ms Pince
But you know
But you know that you
Can't fight the library
Deep in the dark
You'll surrender your heart
But you know
But you know that you can't
Can't fight the library
No
You can't fight it
It's gonna get to your heart
There's no escape, Ron,
When the books call you
To do a spell and pass your test
No matter what you think
It won't be too long
Til you just can't rest
(Til you're)
Underneath the lamplight, lamplight
We'll be lost in the words spelled so right (A/N sorry, but I think Hermione would take delight in correct spelling)
Feel them steal your heart tonight
You can try to resist
Try to hide from Ms Pince
But you know
But you know that you
Can't fight the library
Deep in the dark
You'll surrender your heart
But you know
But you know that you can't
Can't fight the library
No
You can't fight it
No
Matter what you do
The books are gonna get to you
(some quiet bit that no one can hear the words to)
Underneath the lamplight, lamplight
There's some magical theory so right
Here to steal your heart tonight
You can try to resist
Try to hide from Ms Pince
But you know
But you know that you
Can't fight the library
Deep in the dark
You'll surrender your heart
But you know
But you know that you can't
Can't fight the library
No
You can't fight it
It's gonna get to your heart...
Disclaimer: Hermione, Ms Pince and Ron are JKR's, Can't fight the moonlight belongs to Leanne Rimes. Her dress, book, and glasses, are mine.
