Author's Notes: Well, this is the second episode in the series. Hope you liked the first one! BTW, as I said before, all characters acting OOC are acting that way because of the imaginary SI author's influence (I.E. SRET328) Well, here we go...
-Joel Dao-Zi Kh'as
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FANFICTION PATROL!
EPISODE TWO: NO NEED FOR AUTHORS!
"WHO ARE YOU? AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY LAB?!?" screamed Washuu.
"I'm Joel Dao-Zi Kh'as, aka Joel. I'm here to save you from the Rogue Author, SRET328." stated Joel.
"What!? You're going to kill Sret? No way! I'll kill you before that happens!" screamed Washuu
"Oh man, he's already started manipulating the characters. Well, I guess I'm gonna have to-RUN! AHHHH" the reason for this interjection was the robotic search-and-destroy droids which Washuu had constructed for this very purpose.
Joel ran out of the lab, running into Noboyuki on the way.
"AHHH! WHO ARE YOU?!?!?" screamed Noboyuki.
"I am Joel Dao-Zi Kh'as," who was rather tired of having to introduce himself, "But you can call me Joel. I replied to your distress call."
"Oh, you mean someone got my message? Well, you took your sweet time getting here. That mysterious guy, SRET328, has already started taking over China, by himself. He's got about 75% of it already..." said Noboyuki
"Well, I'm sort of in a hurry right now..." said Joel, Nervously, for those same two bots were breaking down the barrier he had made to the door to Washuu's lab.
"Why don't you just destroy them?" asked Noboyuki.
"I'm not all powerful, unlike that author guy! I can only get rid of SI authors..." *Wait a second!,* thought Joel, * I've got an EMP generator from when I was randomly teleporting! Why can't I remember these kind of things?!?*
Joel pulls out an RPG-thing which shoots EMP missles.
"This should do the trick..." said Joel.
"Err... what is that?" asked Noboyuki.
"It's an EMP gun. Don't ask any more questions."
The Barrier soon broke down, and the two droids rushed at Joel. Joel aimed, with expert marksmanship, and....
"CRAP I MISSED! RUN!!!!" screamed Joel, and then ran for his life, while trying to reload the EMP gun.
"WAIT FOR ME!" screamed Noboyuki.
Joel, unfortunately, falls when he trips over a step, due to his running. Luckilly, he keeps rolling forward, out the door, unnoticed by Tenchi et al. Noboyuki follows, and he is followed by the droids.
"Did you hear something, Sasami?" asked Tenchi.
"No, why?" asked Sasami
"Oh, nothing. I just thought I heard a boom..." said Tenchi, thoughtfully.
In fact, this boom was caused by Joel's yet again misfiring of the EMP blast, and the explosion of the EMP gun.
*Just outside the Masaki Household*
"Owie..." said Joel.
Luckilly, the droids did not chase him farther, for they were only supposed to get rid of people from the inside and the grounds of the Masaki Household, not get rid of people outside the grounds.
Joel, although relieved the droids were not chasing him, was sort of mad at the fact that he was totally charred from the blast.
"Well, looks like it is time to get my secret weapon... THE CAMOPACK!" screamed Joel, who was in a dramatic, anime-style stance.
"Umm... that's interesting, but how do you plan to get rid of this SRET328 guy? After all, I'm guessing all the camopack does is give you camoflague, right?"
*Anime Style Sweat drop "Err... yes. However, I WILL be able to find a weakness in the author's defense." stated Joel.
*Noboyuki Sweatdrops*
"Sure. Whatever you say." said Noboyuki, unconvinced.
*END OF PART TWO*
Washuu: Well, finally I got rid of that guy, whoever he was.
Joel: That's what you think! Next time in the New Fanfiction Series, I will try to disguise himself as Azusa, Emporer of Jurai!
Noboyuki: However, it might not work too well....just like all your other stuff.
Joel: Hey! I'm bound to get it right some time! Well, see ya untill the next installment of the new Fanfiction Series: No Need For Disguises! It's unquestionably cloak and dagger!
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AUTHOR'S NOTES: Well, any questions or comments should go to: moussethereal@yahoo.com.
-Joel Dao-Zi Kh'as
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FANFICTION PATROL!
EPISODE TWO: NO NEED FOR AUTHORS!
"WHO ARE YOU? AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY LAB?!?" screamed Washuu.
"I'm Joel Dao-Zi Kh'as, aka Joel. I'm here to save you from the Rogue Author, SRET328." stated Joel.
"What!? You're going to kill Sret? No way! I'll kill you before that happens!" screamed Washuu
"Oh man, he's already started manipulating the characters. Well, I guess I'm gonna have to-RUN! AHHHH" the reason for this interjection was the robotic search-and-destroy droids which Washuu had constructed for this very purpose.
Joel ran out of the lab, running into Noboyuki on the way.
"AHHH! WHO ARE YOU?!?!?" screamed Noboyuki.
"I am Joel Dao-Zi Kh'as," who was rather tired of having to introduce himself, "But you can call me Joel. I replied to your distress call."
"Oh, you mean someone got my message? Well, you took your sweet time getting here. That mysterious guy, SRET328, has already started taking over China, by himself. He's got about 75% of it already..." said Noboyuki
"Well, I'm sort of in a hurry right now..." said Joel, Nervously, for those same two bots were breaking down the barrier he had made to the door to Washuu's lab.
"Why don't you just destroy them?" asked Noboyuki.
"I'm not all powerful, unlike that author guy! I can only get rid of SI authors..." *Wait a second!,* thought Joel, * I've got an EMP generator from when I was randomly teleporting! Why can't I remember these kind of things?!?*
Joel pulls out an RPG-thing which shoots EMP missles.
"This should do the trick..." said Joel.
"Err... what is that?" asked Noboyuki.
"It's an EMP gun. Don't ask any more questions."
The Barrier soon broke down, and the two droids rushed at Joel. Joel aimed, with expert marksmanship, and....
"CRAP I MISSED! RUN!!!!" screamed Joel, and then ran for his life, while trying to reload the EMP gun.
"WAIT FOR ME!" screamed Noboyuki.
Joel, unfortunately, falls when he trips over a step, due to his running. Luckilly, he keeps rolling forward, out the door, unnoticed by Tenchi et al. Noboyuki follows, and he is followed by the droids.
"Did you hear something, Sasami?" asked Tenchi.
"No, why?" asked Sasami
"Oh, nothing. I just thought I heard a boom..." said Tenchi, thoughtfully.
In fact, this boom was caused by Joel's yet again misfiring of the EMP blast, and the explosion of the EMP gun.
*Just outside the Masaki Household*
"Owie..." said Joel.
Luckilly, the droids did not chase him farther, for they were only supposed to get rid of people from the inside and the grounds of the Masaki Household, not get rid of people outside the grounds.
Joel, although relieved the droids were not chasing him, was sort of mad at the fact that he was totally charred from the blast.
"Well, looks like it is time to get my secret weapon... THE CAMOPACK!" screamed Joel, who was in a dramatic, anime-style stance.
"Umm... that's interesting, but how do you plan to get rid of this SRET328 guy? After all, I'm guessing all the camopack does is give you camoflague, right?"
*Anime Style Sweat drop "Err... yes. However, I WILL be able to find a weakness in the author's defense." stated Joel.
*Noboyuki Sweatdrops*
"Sure. Whatever you say." said Noboyuki, unconvinced.
*END OF PART TWO*
Washuu: Well, finally I got rid of that guy, whoever he was.
Joel: That's what you think! Next time in the New Fanfiction Series, I will try to disguise himself as Azusa, Emporer of Jurai!
Noboyuki: However, it might not work too well....just like all your other stuff.
Joel: Hey! I'm bound to get it right some time! Well, see ya untill the next installment of the new Fanfiction Series: No Need For Disguises! It's unquestionably cloak and dagger!
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AUTHOR'S NOTES: Well, any questions or comments should go to: moussethereal@yahoo.com.
