A/N This is based on Madison Avenue's: Don't Call Me Baby
It's meant to be sung from Hermione to Draco Malfoy.



Don't Call Me Mudblood
(Adapted by Helmione Nightingranger)


You,
And me
We have no opportunity.
Cause you
You don't want someone who's impure
And you, you think I'm not your kind of witch.
I'm here to tell ya baby,
I'm an angel, not a bitch.

Don't think that I'm not strong
I'm the one to take you on
Don't underestimate me boy
I'll make you sorry you were born.
You don't know me,
The way you really should
You sure misunderstood
Don't call me mudblood.
You've gotta learn, baby that'll never do.
You know I don't belong to you.
It time you knew muggles aren't dirty
I'm as pure as you,
So don't call me mudblood.

Behind my smile is my IQ
I must admit this does not fit
With the likes of you.
You're really mean
Mm, you're just a scrud
But didn't mama ever tell you not to play with mud?

Don't think that I'm not strong
I'm the one to take you on
Don't underestimate me boy
I'll make you sorry you were born.
You don't know me,
The way you really should
You sure misunderstood
Don't call me mudblood.
You've gotta learn, baby that'll never do.
You know I don't belong to you.
It time you knew muggles aren't dirty
I'm as pure as you,
So don't call me mudblood.

You,
And me
We have no opportunity.
Cause you
You don't want someone who's impure
And you, you think I'm not your kind of witch.
I'm here to tell ya baby,
I'm an angel, not a bitch.

Don't think that I'm not strong
I'm the one to take you on
Don't underestimate me boy
I'll make you sorry you were born.
You don't know me,
The way you really should
You sure misunderstood
Don't call me mudblood.
You've gotta learn, baby that'll never do.
You know I don't belong to you.
It time you knew muggles aren't dirty
I'm as pure as you,
So don't call me mudblood.

You've gotta learn, baby that'll never do.
You know I don't belong to you.
It time you knew muggles aren't dirty
I'm as pure as you,
So don't call me mudblood.




A/N Sorry, that just came into my head when it came onto the radio! And I don't know what scrud means, I just needed an insult that rhymed with mud!

Disclaimer: Hermi and Draco belong to JKR. The song belongs to Madison Avenue. Scrud is a word that was used on Friends - I don't know if the writers of that made it up or if it's widely used in the US. I'd never heard of it b4, neway.

R/R pls! Lol.