Author's Notes: Yes, I know. It took me a LONG time to get the next chapter up. But to be honest, it wasn't my fault, it was my tendency to buy ALIENS games, movies, etc. And then watch them, play them, etc. And forget what I'm doing for extremely long periods of time. ^_^ Gomen Nasai.
-Joel Dao-Zi Kh'as
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FANFICTION PATROL!

PART THREE: No Need For Imitators!


*Outside the Masaki Household*

Joel had been training for quite a while now, and felt prepared to go in undercover at the Masaki Household. He activated the Camopack and Disguised himself as Azusa, Emporer of Jurai... or at least he thought he had

"Hmm... guess I was wrong, Joel" said Noboyuki.

"Of COURSE you were! Did you REALLY think any of MY inventions would be defective?!?" said Joel, exasperated.

"Umm... I hate to tell you this..." said Noboyuki

"What? Out with it! What is it?" asked Joel, rather tense.

"Well... you are disguised, but not as Azusa. Look at yourself..." said Noboyuki, VERY nervous.

Joel then looked down and noticed that he had just camoflaged himself as Aeka, sans robes. Joel then frantically messed with the device until it made him look like Azusa.

"Hah! I told you my invention worked perfectly! I just accidently inputed the wrong numeral into the keypad!" said Joel, triumphantly.

Joel then went on to the house, and knocked on the door.

"Sasami, could you get the door?" asked Aeka, who was of course under the influence of SRET328 and was unable to stop giving SRET a massage.

Sasami went to answer the door and of course wasn't prepared to see Azusa, aka Joel, at the door.

"Father! What are you doing here?" asked Sasami, amazed.

"Erm... well, ahh..." said Joel, *I should have thought of an excuse...* thought Joel. "Ahh, yes, I'm here to present Kiyone with the Juraian badge of Honor."

"Kiyone isn't here right now. She's on patrol with Mihoshi. And I don't think there is such a award, but whatever..." said Sasami.

"When will she be back? And when did she leave?" asked Joel, hoping that SRET still hadn't influenced Kiyone and Mihoshi at least.

"They left just before that SRET guy arrived and defeated all of our foes..." said Sasami.

"Hmm... ok, then. I will see you later, Sasami. Where is Aeka, per chance? And who is this SRET person?"

"I don't know who SRET is, but whoever he is, Aeka and Ryoko sure like him a lot... more than Tenchi even..." said Sasami, unsure of herself. "Everything's just been strange lately, and it's scaring me..."

"Don't worry, Sasami, I'm sure everything will be fine..." said Joel, disguised as Azusa. "Well, since Kiyone isn't here, I'll have to come back later. Say hello to Aeka for me!" Joel then ran off, leaving Sasami at the door.

*It's worse than I thought,* thought Joel. *I really have to do something soon. Well, I better go back to HQ for now, meditate on the problem, etc.*

Joel then called for the teleporter operator to get him out of the fic. Unfortunately, the teleporter malfunctioned again and he was caught on LV-426 during the ALIENS time period.

"NOT AGAIN!!!" Yelled Joel.

"Oh, sorry man. The Teleporter has broken, and it'll take a few days to fix. Sorry again."

"Arghh, I am in DEEP trouble."

"Hey, who are you? Are you one of the colonists?" asked Ripley.

*END OF PART THREE*

Joel: Well, looks like I'm going to have to run for a while... I hope that the teleporter operator fixes the teleporter soon, or I might be Xenomorph food.

*Random Author*: HEY! What are you doing in my story?

Joel: Argh, I've intruded upon ALIEN fanfiction. Well, hopefully I'll have some help.

Tenchi: What am I doing here? WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!?!?

Joel: Stay tuned for the next part of the Fanfiction patrol Saga:
Adventures in Fanfiction Space Part One!

Tenchi: It's unquestionably contrived!

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Author's Notes: Well, I hope you liked this part... please R+R
-Joel Dao-Zi Kh'as