A/N Duet for Filch and Mrs Norris. (Yes, I know, I know, she's a cat, she can't sing, but let's give her a chance, eh?) Songfic to Elton John and Kiki Dee - Don't go breaking my heart
Don't Go Breaking My Rules
By Helmione Nightingranger
*Filch sits at a grand piano, with Mrs Norris sitting on the top and his mop and buclet at his feet. The whole piano is sparkling as though it's been polished lots*
Filch: Don't go breaking my rules
Mrs Norris: I couldn't if I tried
Filch: Oh honey if I became a trouble-maker
Mrs Norris: Baby you're not that kind
Filch: Don't go breaking my rules
Mrs Norris: You take the weight off me
Filch: Oh honey, when I stroked you last night
Mrs Norris: Ooh, I gave you my fleas
Both: Ooh-ooh,
Nobody knows it
Filch: I'm a squib but I know
Mrs Norris: I won't leave you alone
Both: Ooh-ooh
Nobody knows it
Mrs Norris: Nobody knows
Filch: But I can always be sure
Mrs Norris: I won't leave marks from my paws
Both: Oh-oh
There'll be no marks on the floor
Filch: So don't go breaking my rules
Mrs Norris: I won't go breaking your rules
Both: Don't go breaking my rules
Filch: Nobody expects us
Mrs Norris: Coz nobody respects us
Filch: But now it's up to us to clean
Mrs Norris: Oh, I think we can bleach it
Filch: So don't misunderstand me
Mrs Norris: You put the cat food in my life
Filch: Oh, you put the mop to the bucket
Mrs Norris: I got your sponge by my side
Both: Ooh-ooh,
Nobody knows it
Filch: I'm a squib but I know
Mrs Norris: I won't leave you alone
Both: Ooh-ooh
Nobody knows it
Mrs Norris: Nobody knows
Filch: But I can always be sure
Mrs Norris: I won't leave marks from my paws
Both: Oh-oh
There'll be no marks on the floor
Filch: So don't go breaking my rules
Mrs Norris: I won't go breaking your rules
Both: Don't go breaking my
Don't go breaking my rules
Don't go breaking my
Don't go breaking my
Don't go breaking my rules
Disclaimer: JKR owns Filch and Mrs Norris. Elton John and Kiki Dee own Don't go breaking my heart. I own the piano. (It's mine, all mine, I tells ya)
Don't Go Breaking My Rules
By Helmione Nightingranger
*Filch sits at a grand piano, with Mrs Norris sitting on the top and his mop and buclet at his feet. The whole piano is sparkling as though it's been polished lots*
Filch: Don't go breaking my rules
Mrs Norris: I couldn't if I tried
Filch: Oh honey if I became a trouble-maker
Mrs Norris: Baby you're not that kind
Filch: Don't go breaking my rules
Mrs Norris: You take the weight off me
Filch: Oh honey, when I stroked you last night
Mrs Norris: Ooh, I gave you my fleas
Both: Ooh-ooh,
Nobody knows it
Filch: I'm a squib but I know
Mrs Norris: I won't leave you alone
Both: Ooh-ooh
Nobody knows it
Mrs Norris: Nobody knows
Filch: But I can always be sure
Mrs Norris: I won't leave marks from my paws
Both: Oh-oh
There'll be no marks on the floor
Filch: So don't go breaking my rules
Mrs Norris: I won't go breaking your rules
Both: Don't go breaking my rules
Filch: Nobody expects us
Mrs Norris: Coz nobody respects us
Filch: But now it's up to us to clean
Mrs Norris: Oh, I think we can bleach it
Filch: So don't misunderstand me
Mrs Norris: You put the cat food in my life
Filch: Oh, you put the mop to the bucket
Mrs Norris: I got your sponge by my side
Both: Ooh-ooh,
Nobody knows it
Filch: I'm a squib but I know
Mrs Norris: I won't leave you alone
Both: Ooh-ooh
Nobody knows it
Mrs Norris: Nobody knows
Filch: But I can always be sure
Mrs Norris: I won't leave marks from my paws
Both: Oh-oh
There'll be no marks on the floor
Filch: So don't go breaking my rules
Mrs Norris: I won't go breaking your rules
Both: Don't go breaking my
Don't go breaking my rules
Don't go breaking my
Don't go breaking my
Don't go breaking my rules
Disclaimer: JKR owns Filch and Mrs Norris. Elton John and Kiki Dee own Don't go breaking my heart. I own the piano. (It's mine, all mine, I tells ya)
