A/N Sirius rocks (literally) and so I thought I'd give him an opportunity to vent his frustration at Wormtail - through song! Here is Sirius singing his heart out to the wonderful Queen - Crazy Little Thing Called Love


Ratty Little Thing Called Pete

By Helmione Nightingranger

*Sirius enters wearing lots of black leather, including very tight leather trousers, carrying a microphone* (This is for everyone in the HarryPotterLovers egroup. Close your mouths, put your eyes back into their sockets, and enjoy the song you lot!)

This guy, called Pete,
I just want him to die
This guy called Pete
He makes me want to cry
I ain't happy,
(with that) ratty little thing called Pete

This rat (this rat) called Pete (called Pete)
He cries (like a baby) To his master Lord V
Who's mean (You Know Who) And lean (You Know Who)
He looks like a reptile and he's turning green, but Pete likes it...
Ratty little thing called Pete

There goes my ex-best friend,
He knows how to sniff 'n' sneer
He drives me round the bend,
He makes me murd'rous like he is
He leaves me in a cold cold sweat

I gotta be cool,
Relax,
Get even
Get on my tracks,
Take a back seat
Hitch hike,
Take a long ride on my motor bike
Then I'll get him, ratty little thing called Pete

I'm gonna be calm,
Relax,
Get him
So get of my back!
Take a back seat
Hitch hike,
Take a long ride on my motor bike
Until I've got him (got him, shot him)
Ratty little thing called Pete

This thing called Pete
I just can't handle him
This thing called Pete
I want to strangle him

I ain't crazy
The crazy little thing's called Pete...




A/N Ah, doesn't he have a lovely singing voice? And so nice of him to dedicate a song to his little friend Peter....

Disclaimer: JKR owns the characters, as I'm sure you'd guessed, Queen own the song, and I won't claim to own Sirius's leather trousers, as I don't want to bombarded with death threats from hoards of jealous Sirius-obsessed HarryPotterLovers!


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