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A dark presence and an evil aura can be felt around this dark room. the only light is of the twinkling stars the emperors glowing yellow eyes. Ah, but who seeks to confront the emperor on Friday the 13, this very pissed day. (dun dun dun...)

"So what are we going to do tonight Darth?" askes Palpatine.

"WE'RE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" Vader shouts and then laughs as evily as he possibly can...and then coughs at the end from lack of air.

Palpatine questions. "Why the world and why not the universe?" He then smacks his own forehead. "Why am I asking you anyway?!"

Vader stands up and ignites his lightsaber. "Because I will eat you if you don't consult me as your new kind of France!"

Plapatine leans back on his throne and shakes his head.

"My encounter with...."Then he looks at Vader dancing like a giddy fool. "Insanity"

THE END.

(Then Vader marries Cinderalla and they go and fall into a lake and die) The End. (Hehehhe..I'm bored can you tell? Actually I'm not bored anymore!!!)