Real Survivor!
Hosted by: Tai Wilson
Episode 1-Land Ho!
Day
one.
Hello and welcome to the
first season of "Real Survivor!" where for 39 days 12 ordinary people will try
to survive together on a deserted jungle island.
Lets join them now.
"I just love cruises!"
Said Mimi.
"What are you talking
about Mimi?" Asked Joe. "You've never been on one cruise on your entire life!"
"Oh ya, woops!"
Then I stepped abroad.
"Tai! You made it!" Said
Kari when she saw me. "I thought you weren't coming with us!"
"I'm not." I said, and
then I lighted a match and dropped it on the floor, that started a fire.
"You all have 60 seconds
to grab what ever you can and bring it onto those rafts, floating in the water,
before this ship blows up."
Then a few seconds later I
jumped off the ship right before it blew up.
(Just so our viewers know,
there was no one aboard the ship when it blew up.)
"What are we supposed to
do now?" Asked Matt, when they were safely away from the burning ship now
floating in the water.
"Half of you go to one
side of that island over there, and the other half of you go the other side,
over there." I said.
"Tai? Where are you?"
Asked Kari.
Then I swam off.
When they reached the
island, they had already split up.
On one side were Tai,
Matt, Sora, T.K., Davis and Kari.
On the other side were
Joe, Izzy, Mimi, Cody, Ken, and Yoli.
Episode 2-The Naming!
"Well, should we name our
side?" Asked Matt.
"Ya, lets call it Five X!"
Said T.K.
"T.K. I think you've had
to many beers." Said Matt as he tried to pull a whole cargo box of Five X beer
away from T.K.
"Hey! That's the personal
item I brought with me!" Said T.K. as he tried to take them back.
"What should we call our
tribe?" Asked Cody.
"Tribe?" Asked Joe. "I
didn't know we were a 'tribe'. Last time I checked we where just a bunch of
people stranded on an island."
"Oh, ya, well we should at
least name the side of the island we're on."
Then a letter fell from an
airplane that was flying overhead.
"What does it say Cody?"
Asked Ken.
"It says that someone has already
picked a name for us."
"Who?"
"I don't know, but it says
that we're called 'Camp Magmon'."
"And we're called 'Camp
Werewolfmon'." Said Tai as he read the letter.
"I wonder who picked the
names." Said Matt sarcastically.
Episode 3-The First
Challenge
Day
two.
"What are we doing?" Asked
Davis.
"I don't know, some thing
about trying to win immunity, or something like that." Said Tai.
"What's immunity?" Asked
Kari.
"I hope it means beer."
Said T.K. as he opened another bottle of beer.
"T.K." Said Matt. "I think
you have a problem."
"What do you mean? I can stop any time I want." Then he threw the
bottle into the bushes. "See? I just stopped." Then he pulled out anther
bottle.
When Tai and the others
reached the spot where they where going to start the challenge, the Magmon team
was just arriving.
"Welcome to the first
immunity challenge!" I said. "You may not have noticed it yet, but inside that
thick forest behind you are hundreds of Control Spires and 12 crates with your
Digimon in them. Your challenge is to find all of your teams Digimon and free
them from their crates. The first to do that gets a Control Spire from their
side knocked down, allowing your Digimon to help catch food and destroy the
evil Digimon that we have now scattered across the island. Now that we have
that out of the way, I'd like to take some time and just ask you all some
questions."
"Wait," Said Tai. "What do
you mean hunt for food?"
"I mean that you'll have
to find you own food from now on, but don't worry, we let loose hundreds of
pigs, chickens, and stuff like that for you so you probably wont starve."
"Hold on, what do you mean
'we'?"
"Oh, I must have forgotten
to tell you, right now there are hundreds of cameras hidden in the trees taping
you for a new TV show on 'FOX' and 'CBS' called 'Real Survivor'. But don't try
to find them because they're so well hidden that even if you-"
"I just found them!" Said
Izzy.
"Dang it Izzy! You're not
supposed to do that!" I said as I gave Izzy the evil eye.
"Sorry."
"That's O.K., you would
have found out sooner or later. Now, lets ask a few more questions, and then
we'll start. Izzy, let's start with you, what did you bring as your personal
item?"
"My laptop duh!" Said
Izzy.
"O.K. What about you Tai?"
"My mini telescope." Said
Tai.
"Great. Davis, what did
you bring?"
"I brought my soccer
ball." Said Davis.
"Never can get enough
soccer can you? Joe, what did you bring?"
"A First-Aid kit." Said
Joe.
"That's a doctor for you,
all ways prepared. Cody, what did you bring?"
"I brought a First-Aid kit
too." Said Cody.
"Another doctor. Matt,
what did you bring?"
"I brought my guitar."
Said Matt.
"O.K. Ken, what did you
bring?"
"My chopping knife, for
food."
"Great. What did you bring
Mimi?"
"Sun screen." Said Mimi.
"Good job. Sora, what
about you?"
"A tent." Said Sora.
"Great! Yoli?"
"A tent." Said Yoli.
"Great! What did you bring
T.K.?"
"I brought a cargo box
full of Five X's beer. But I'm already down to 37." Said T.K.
"T.K." I said. "I, we
think you have a problem."
"Ya!" Said everyone else.
"Oh, one more thing." I
said. "Your Digimon's mouths have been taped shut, so don't try calling out to
them."
"O.K." Said Tai.
"O.K." I said. "Now that
we have that out of the way, is everyone ready?"
"Ya!" Said every one
anxiously.
"Great! 'Real survivors
ready? Go!'"
Then everyone ran off in a
different direction.
After a few minuets
everyone started to come back.
First was Tai, then Matt,
then Cody, then Joe, then Yoli, then Izzy, then Sora, then Kari, then Davis,
and then T.K.
"O.K." I said. "Everyone
come back. The rest of you'll have to come back here tonight to look for your
Digimon. Now get back to your camp! The Werewolfmon camp will have a Control
Spire knocked down right-" CRASH! "Now."
Then all the Digimon on
the Werewolfmon camp Digivolved to their Champion form.
"As for everyone on the
Magmon team, tomorrow, you'll have to come up to Deleted Hill! Ha!"
Episode 4-Deleted Hill
Day
three, Camp Magmon
"It kind of sucks, we just
got here and already we have to vote someone off." Said Joe.
"Well, at lest we get to
meet everyone's Digimon again." Said Ken.
"We should probably go
now," Said Yoli. "It's getting late and we have to be there by sundown."
"O.K. lets go." Said Cody
as he stood up and started to walk away.
When they finally got to
'Deleted Hill' it was already dark.
"Finally! Uh, I mean,
welcome to 'Deleted Hill!" I said when I saw them. "As you can see, 'Deleted
Hill is in the middle of the island, and on top of a ten story high cliff.
Now go over there, write
down the name of who you want to leave, and put it in the box."
"Um, don't we say why we
want them to leave?" Asked Izzy.
"No, that takes up to much
time. Now go!"
When everyone was done I
started to read the votes. "One for Izzy, one for Yoli, and one Izzy. That means
Yoli is the first to go."
"WHAT!" Yelled Yoli. You
can't do that!"
"Well I just did. Now get
off my island!"
"That's not fair! I want a
recount! Izzy should leave!"
"O.K. You both leave."
"NO!" Yelled Izzy as he
grabbed Yoli and tossed her down the hill. Then he grabbed Hawkmon and threw
her down the hill after Yoli.
"Well, that solves that
problem." I said. "Nice work Izzy. Now get back to your camp!"
Episode 5-The Second
Challenge
Day
four
"Welcome! It is now time
for your second challenge." I said once everyone was there. "In this challenge
you must both make a raft, have members of your camp and their Digimon go get
on the raft and then paddle over to that pole over there, grab the flag that is
on the pole, and come back."
Then the Magmon camp
picked Joe and Gomamon to make the raft and the Werewolfmon camp picked Tai to
make the raft.
"Real survivors ready?
Go!" I said as Tai and Greymon ran into the woods to start cutting.
"Marching Fishes!" Shouted
Gomamon as hundreds of fish jumped out of the ocean and formed a raft for Joe
and Gomamon to ride on.
By the time Tai and
Greymon had made a raft Joe and Gomamon were all ready done.
"Congratulations Camp
Magmon!" I said. "Camp Werewolfmon, you'll have to vote someone off tomorrow
night."
Then there was a crash and
all of the Digimon in Camp Magmon Digivolved to their Champion form.
Episode 6-Another One
Gone!
Day five
"Welcome to your first
'Deleted Hill'!" I said when everyone arrived. "Now vote!"
After everyone had voted,
I started to count the votes.
"One for Kari, another for
Kari, one for Sora, one for Davis, one for Kari, and one for Kari. That
means…um… that means that, Sora, is the first to go."
"What!" Said Sora. "I
want-"
"I know, you want a
recount. Well guess what? You can't have one. Now get off my island!"
Once Sora was gone I
turned to the others.
"Now," I said. "Head back
to your camp and get everything together, tomorrow you will bond with the
Werewolfmon Camp and become one, big, camp!"
Episode 7-The Ultimate
Challenge!
Day
six, Camp Werewolfmon
"Where are we going to put
our new camp?" Asked Davis. "What are we going to call it?"
"Let's call it 'Camp
Digimon', or something like that." Said T.K. who wasn't in the mood for thinking.
"O.K. I'm sure the others
will probably like it too."
After meeting with the
others and planning where they where going to put the camp they started to
bring every thing from their old camp into the new one.
"Well," Said Izzy. "It's
done."
Just then I walked into
the campsite.
"Nice work guys." I said.
"But, it's now time for you first challenge as a group. It's just like the
first challenges only now-"
Then my cell phone started
ringing.
"Just a second." I said as
turned on my cell phone. "Hello? Oh hi! What? How'd that happen? Oh, I see.
Well, what are we going to do about it? What do you mean leave them here? How
do I get out? I can't? I have to stay with them? Why? The guy who flies the
helicopter is too sacred? How are we going to survive? I know there are two
doctors here, but what happens if they get eaten? What do I want on my
tombstone? Umm… pepperoni. Oh shoot! I just noticed that they're lessening! See
ya later. I hope."
"What was that?" Asked
Kari.
"Have anyone of you seen
'Lost World: Jurassic Park'? You know the island that the dinosaurs where on?
Well, we're on the same island."
"What!" Said Joe. "Why
didn't you tell us?"
"We didn't think they
could escape! But now they have so we need to, um what's the word I'm looking
for?"
"Run!" Shouted T.K.
"That's the word I was
looking for."
Then a stampede of
dinosaurs came running in front of us.
Well, because the show is no longer on I'm now
going to start a journal.
Chapter 8-A Completely
Different Game
"What are we going to do
now?" Asked Matt.
"Ya, what's going to
happen to us?" Asked T.K.
"Well," I said. "Let's
just say, Yoli and Sora where lucky."
Then the bushes behind us
started to shake.
"Time to start running
again!" I yelled to everyone.
"Hey," Said T.K. once we
had stopped running. "What ever happened to the cameramen?"
Then two of the cameramen
came running out from inside the forest.
"We made it!" Shouted one
of the cameramen.
"No you didn't." I said.
"We still have to get off the island. Who are you any ways? If we're going to
be stuck together we have to know each other."
"I'm Bill." Said one of
the cameramen.
"I'm Bob." Said the other
one.
Then I introduced everyone
and me.
"Well," Said Tai. "It
shouldn't be to hard to keep the dinosaurs away, all we have to do is knock down
a few Control Spires."
"Well, acutely," I said.
"The Control Spires have been coated with some of the world's strongest metal
so that you couldn't knock any down to try and cheat."
"Tai," Said Izzy looking
me in the eye. "Do I look like someone who would cheat?"
"Yes. Now, we need to get
going before the carnivores find us."
"What kind of carnivores?"
Asked Cody.
Then a Tyrannosaurus Rex
ran out in front of us.
"That kind of carnivore."
I said as I burst out of my suit. "See if you can climb up that tree. The other
Digimon and me will try to get rid of it."
"Nova Blast!" Shouted
Greymon.
Then, somehow, the T-rex
turned the shot on us.
"Look out!" I shouted as
the blast hit the tree. "Ahh!" Shouted everyone as they fell.
Then Kabuterimon caught
them before they hit the ground.
"Electro Shocker!" Shouted
Kabuterimon.
Then the T-rex turned it
around again.
"Let's get out of here!" I
said after dogging the shot.
"How did that T-rex block
our shots?" Asked Agumon as he sat down.
"Maybe it has something to
with all that dinosaur DNA that was thrown into the mud at the first 'Jurassic
Park'. I mean, maybe when that happened it made some kind of ultra powerful
dinosaur that some how made it's way over, then bred with the other dinosaurs
so now it looks like all the others, but has the power of something the world
has never seen before."
"Scary!" Said Bill looking
around.
"I'm confused. What are
you talking about?" Asked Bob. "What's Digimon?"
So I told Bob and Bill
about everything.
"Wow." Said Bill.
"What?" Asked T.K.
"Even after all that I
still have no idea what you're talking about."
"Oh well."
"Well, we should probably
make a camp for the night."
"But how are we going to
protect ourselves if the dinosaurs can deflect our shots?" Asked Agumon.
"Well," Said Bob as he
opened his duffel bag. "The producers of the show thought this might happen."
"All of it?" Asked Matt.
"Somehow, yes. So he came
up with a backup plan."
"What?"
Then he pulled out of his
bag, thirty tranquillizer guns, rope, the "High Hide"{a cage can be put in the
tops of trees} that was in 'Lost World', fourteen knifes, fifteen shotguns,
sixty grenades, and thirty hand guns. (Everyone gets one or two of the items.)
"Isn't that a little
violent?" Asked Kari.
"Well, ya. But so are the
dinosaurs." Said Bill.
"Oh ya."
Well, let's get moving." I
said. "There should be an abandoned village not to far away, we can camp there,
then call for help in the morning."
"What if whoever's on the
other side of the line is to scared?" Asked Cody.
"Well, then we'll just
have to learn to adapt to the environment, and hope we don't get eaten. Now
let's move!"
Chapter 9-Run!
"Well," Said Tai. "We've
reached the high grass. After we get through this, it's just a five mile walk
to the village."
"Look! Other people!"
Shouted Kari as she pointed to a group of people who were walking on the other
side of the field.
Then Kari started running
to the group.
As Kari was running, the
people in the back of the group one by one started to be pulled down as long
tails shot up into the air.
"That can't be a good
sign." Said Joe as he watched.
"Everyone," I said. "Run
as fast as you can. When you get out of the long grass, there should be a
dinosaur graveyard, wait for Tai and me there, we're going after Kari. Tai?" I
said turning toward him. "Can you run fast?"
"I was the fastest on the
track team at school."
"Good, you'll need it. Now
let's go!"
As Tai and I ran toward
where we last saw Kari a six feet tall, dark green, Velociraptor jumped in
front of us.
"Now we know who was eating
everyone," Said Tai.
"Wait," I said. "This
isn't right."
"I know, why are we even
on this island?"
"Not that," I said
annoyed. "Velociraptors are pack hunters."
"And that means what?"
"It means that there are
always two or more."
"Should we run?"
"No. If we do, the others
will get us."
"But if we stay here that
one will get us."
"We're trapped. Unless…"
"Unless what?"
Then I pulled out the
shotgun Bob had given me and shot the Velociraptor right in the face.
"You got him!" Shouted
Tai.
Then the Velociraptor spit
the bullet out of his mouth.
"I think it's time to run
now."
"I think your right." I
said as we turned around to see two other Velociraptors.
"Oh no." We said together.
Then the one behind us
pounced…
"What's taking them so
long?" Asked Mimi.
Then Kari came running up
to them.
"Kari! You made it!" Said
T.K. "Where's Tai and Tai?"
"What do you mean?" Asked
Kari.
"They went looking for
you. Didn't they find you?"
"No, I got lost and when I
finally found my way out I saw you guys."
"You mean they never came
to get you?"
"No."
Then Tai and me came
running into the graveyard cut and bruised.
"Where have you been?"
Asked Matt.
"What happened?" Asked
Kari.
"Oh no! I feel a flashback
coming on!" Shouted Joe.
One hour ago.
"We're trapped. Unless…"
"Unless what?"
Then I pulled out the
shotgun Bob had given me and shot the Velociraptor right in the face.
"You got him!" Shouted
Tai.
Then the Velociraptor spit
the bullet out of his mouth.
"I think it's time to run
now."
"I think your right." I
said as we turned around to see two other Velociraptors.
"Oh no." We said together.
Then the one behind us
pounced…
…"Tai! Look out!" I
shouted.
Then the Velociraptor
jumped onto Tai's back.
"Help!" Shouted Tai.
Then I knocked the
Velociraptor off Tai, and it attacked me.
Before Tai could get up
another Velociraptor jumped at him.
"Tai! Behind you!" I
shouted as I tried to wrestle off the other one.
Then Tai pulled out his
two handguns as he turned onto his back and opened fire.
"The guns aren't working!"
Shouted Tai as he stood up.
"Then run!" I shouted back
as I grabbed the Velociraptor that was on my back, by the neck and threw him
over my shoulders onto the ground.
Then I grabbed three
grenades off my belt and threw it at the Velociraptors as we ran.
Then a few minuets later
we reached the graveyard.
Back to now.
"…And that's what
happened." I said as I looked back to make sure none of the Velociraptors where
following us.
"Well," Said Matt as he
stood up. "We should probably try to make it to the village before it gets
dark."
Chapter 10-The Village
"Let's just stop and rest
here awhile before going on. But stay close to the clearing so you don't get
lost, and eaten." I said after about two hours of walking.
"I wonder what everyone is
doing right now back home." Said T.K.
Then a big, fat, purple,
Tyrannosaurus-Rex looking dinosaur came trotting out of trees singing.
"Ahh! It's Barney!" I
shouted as everyone opened fire.
Finally we started walking
again and reached the village in a matter of minuets.
"What are we going to do
now?" Asked Matt when we reached the village. "It's already dark and-"
"Quite!" I said cutting
him off. "Do you hear that?"
"Ya, it sounds like a
chirping sound or something."
"They followed us." Said
Tai backing up slowly.
Then a Velociraptor jumped
off a roof, and two others circled around behind us.
"Why did they just set a
trap?" Asked T.K. as hundreds more came out of nowhere. "They aren't supposed
to set traps."
"These are different than
other dinosaurs, their way smarter, and stronger."
"Well," Said Matt. "I
think that Barney became way stupider,
and weaker."
"No, he was always like
that."
Then I slowly inched over
to Matt and Tai.
"Hey guys," I whispered.
"I think I might have a plan."
Then I told them my plan
and inched back over to where I was before.
After a few minutes one of
the Velociraptors moved, and so did Tai. Then another moved, and so did Matt.
Then quickly Tai and Matt
grabbed the two Velociraptors that were closest as I jumped onto one of the
roofs, and then jumped even higher, and threw all of Tai's, Matt's, and my
grenades at all of the Control Spires so that they would blow up.
Then when I jumped down I
had already Digivolved into Werewolfmon, Agumon had Digivolved into
Weregreymon, and Gabumon had Digivolved into Ex-Gururumon.
"Payback time." I said as
we walked up to the Velociraptors.
After we had gotten most
of them there where only about three left, and one was trying to dig under a
door to a shed so I walked into the other side of the shed to wait.
"Nick! Look out! Get up
here!" Shouted a young woman and a little girl, who where both up by the
ceiling, when I came in.
"Wrong show." I said as
walked out, right before the Velociraptor dug through and a man walked in. (For
those of you confused, that was a scene from the movie 'Jurassic Park: The Lost
World'.J)
Chapter 11-The Final
Battle
"Is that all of them?"
Asked Joe.
"I hope." I said.
Then a Velociraptor, that
was the size of a Tyrannosaurus-Rex, came running over a hill.
"I think there's still one
left." Said Matt.
When me and the other
Digimon tried to get it and it over powered us.
He's to strong!" Said
Herculeskabuterimon.
"There's only one thing
left to do." I said as I walked into one of the sheds, and walked out with
Werefrigimon walking next to me.
"Ex- Gururumon,
De-Digivolve." I said as Ex-Gururumon De-Digivolved into Weregururumon.
Then it started.
"Werewolfmon,"
"Weregreymon,"
"Weregururumon,"
"Werefrigimon,"
"DNA Digivolve to…
Jackalmon!"
"You can't defeat me!"
Shouted the dinosaur.
"He can talk!" Said Cody.
"It doesn't matter if he
can talk or not, he's going down!" We shouted as we ran toward him.
After two hours of
fighting we finally won.
"Even though you have
destroyed me," Said the dinosaur. "There are others, and they will find you. My
master will find you, and when he does, he will bring with him a whole army of
others like me, and they will rule the world again!"
After we had radioed the
helicopter pilot, we headed home so we could sue the producers of the show, and
try to talk them out of making a second series.
Coming Soon,
Real Survivor2: The Australian Outback!J