Zelda---Parody of "Yoda" By Wierd Al Wankovic.
Lyrics by Link_101
I met her in a castle way up in Hyrule where the kingdom's governated by the Triforce golden rule. R-U-L-E, rule.
I saw the little girl standing there by the wall,
I asked her her name and in a cool voice she said: "Zelda"
Z-E-L-D-A, Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda.
Well I've been around but I ain't never seen
A girl who looks like Saria but she ani't dressed in green.
Oh, my Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda.
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand how she
can vanish in thin air just by snapping her hand.
Oh, my Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda.
Well I've left home just a day before and I've never ever, ever been a hero before but the Deku Tree he set me right on course.
He said, "Go to Zelda and she'll show you the Tiforce!"
Well I'm not the kind that will argue with our father, so I went to Hyrule castle and I swam in the water.
Oh my Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda
Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda.
So I used my Ocarina, I killed Queen Gothama,
I killed some Skulletas, I blew up rocks ahead, but I won't forget what Zelda said.
She said: "Link stay away from the Gerudo hive and if
you feel lost, just let Navi be your guide"
(Hey! Listen!)
Oh my Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda.
I know Ganadorf really got you annoyed but remember
when I killed him I became unemployed.
Oh my Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda.
Well Zelda told me to collect the stones,
so I gotta go where the zombies roam
but I know I'll be a hero someday,
I'll be playing in this game 'til my creators wither away. When you're a hero ther's no contract to sign
So I'll be living in Hyrule 'til the end of time,
with my Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda. Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda. Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda. Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda.
Lyrics by Link_101
I met her in a castle way up in Hyrule where the kingdom's governated by the Triforce golden rule. R-U-L-E, rule.
I saw the little girl standing there by the wall,
I asked her her name and in a cool voice she said: "Zelda"
Z-E-L-D-A, Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda.
Well I've been around but I ain't never seen
A girl who looks like Saria but she ani't dressed in green.
Oh, my Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda.
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand how she
can vanish in thin air just by snapping her hand.
Oh, my Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda.
Well I've left home just a day before and I've never ever, ever been a hero before but the Deku Tree he set me right on course.
He said, "Go to Zelda and she'll show you the Tiforce!"
Well I'm not the kind that will argue with our father, so I went to Hyrule castle and I swam in the water.
Oh my Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda
Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda.
So I used my Ocarina, I killed Queen Gothama,
I killed some Skulletas, I blew up rocks ahead, but I won't forget what Zelda said.
She said: "Link stay away from the Gerudo hive and if
you feel lost, just let Navi be your guide"
(Hey! Listen!)
Oh my Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda.
I know Ganadorf really got you annoyed but remember
when I killed him I became unemployed.
Oh my Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda.
Well Zelda told me to collect the stones,
so I gotta go where the zombies roam
but I know I'll be a hero someday,
I'll be playing in this game 'til my creators wither away. When you're a hero ther's no contract to sign
So I'll be living in Hyrule 'til the end of time,
with my Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda. Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda. Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda. Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda Zelda Zel Zel Zel Zel Zelda.
