Disclaimer: I don't own these things, one day I will AND I'LL TAKE OVER THE WOORRRRLD!!!!!!
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Introduction: Cody is a faggot, it makes sense, think about it. The height issue, the voice issue, his bad hair cut, the list is endless..
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Chapter 1: Come On After A Few Pints You Would

Duo opened his eyes slowly and took in his situation. Beside him was a blond haired girl, for a moment Duo wondered if he'd been pimping again... Then Duo realised he was lying on a deserted street on.. Earth??!!
'Agghhhhhhh!'
Duo screamed until he felt a little bit better and everyone else had woken up.

Moe was having a nice dream about insects and mushrooms when he heard someone scream. Groaning he woke up and reached for a concealed weapon.

KONY woke with a start! She laughed manicly, got up and went for any cute boy! Thanks to some inbuilt mental bad taste signal, Quatre was the lucky guy!
Shaking him awake she smiled and asked,
'Will you marry me?!!'

Quatre was shaken awake by a tall brunette girl with kooky eyes who asked him to marry her. Alcohol has its cons..
'OK,' he muttered.

Treize groaned, he'd just heard Duo scream. Treize began to wonder if Duo had been brutally strangled...
Dismissing his private fantasies, Treize got up and looked around.
'Er..where am I?' he said to himself in a very annoyed voice.
His surroundings looked.. old fashioned. From the position of the sun he could see it was early morning and that he must be on Earth.

TK was awakened by a playful shove
'Cody..' he groaned seductively
'Erm...Not really!!' said a voice not quite raspy enough to belong to Cody. TK opened his eyes. A maniacal smile stunned him into concious thought
'Eeek!' he squealed.

Cody was awakened by the girlish squeak of his lover. As he opened his eyes he saw an unusually tall, brunette girl coming on to TK. Cody shrugged his shoulders and began to search for a cigarette.

Matt rolled over. This deep black pit was far too noisy. Before Matt could realise the stupidity of his thoughts a hand touched his inner leg. Matt's eyes opened in an instant, he saw Jun, the greatest evil of them all.
Matt shot back into a red-haired girl.

Mariemeia was rudely awakened by a shove from some blond guy. The last thing she remembered was trying to get WuFei drunk.
She looked at her new surroundings, wondered what the deathscythe HELL had happened and began to plot..

Trowa sprung to his feet the second Duo screamed.
After flipping about in the air for a while he realised that there was no one to impress, and even if there was they wouldn't like him because he was a clown.
Trowa sighed.

Jun slipped into concious thought after a beautiful dream where she groped Matt for hours. When she opened her eyes she found that she was surrounded by cute boys. Jun found a marker pen from nowhere in particular..

Dr.J was awake the whole time (because cyborgs don't go to sleep... probably), he ran around taking pictures of girls so that he could tell the other scientists he had slept with them.

Joe had woken with Duo's scream and made an unwanted medical analysis of the situation. The city he had woken up in was quite clean, the road he had woken up on was free of chewed substances and bird faeces and the old man staring at him hungrily.. /did not/ look very heigenic.

Yolei was woken up by Mariemeias baaadd vibes. She cleaned her glasses for about 30 minutes, then concentrated on sending negetive energy to Davis.

Heero had watched the crowd for some time. His first action was to buy some bullets, now he was just looking.
A dark haired girl with weird eyes had married Quatre.The ceremony had taken place in front of what looked like a post box and using gummy rings. The strange girl was now being attacked by another of around the same age with a short skirt and interesting hair. This was probably a result of the first pushing a blond boy to the ground and kissing him. This boy seemed to be the object of extreme affections by the short-skirted one.
Dr.J had been the usual pervert and was now trying to cut girls hair off (to show of infront of his colleagues).
A girl with large glasses was levitating.
Trowa had begun to cry.
Heero looked disturbed and directed his attention to a freaky old guy

Davis had a nightmare where sporks chased him into a cave and turned him into an Indonesian all-you-can-eat-for-200-rupees buffet. When he shot up in a cold sweat, Davis tried to make friends but everyone ignored him. Davis finally found a nice old man to talk to.

Lady Une enjoyed her sleep. Duo woke her up so she slapped him. Her personality disorder took over. She told a small boy with goggles that mindless chatter wouldn't solve wars. Her personality disorder took over. She took a switch knife from a freak dressed in blue and threatened Dr. J.
Soon Lady Une was standing alone.

Mimi woke up when a scary man tried to give a free haircut (!) Then a woman with princess Leia hair told her about peace. Mimi ran to Joe but he called her a naughty word.

Relena looked for her butler.
He wasn't there.
She needed money for a butler.
She had to sleep with Heero for money.
Relena went to find Heero..

Tai woke up with flat hair
'Oh my God! I look like a freak!!' he shouted. Tai rushed to what looked like a general store. He opened the door and realised it was someone's house.
After about 5 houses and a phone box, Tai found a shop.
'GIVE ME GEL!' he yelled. the store clerk raised his eyebrows and pointed to a large brightly coloured display right in front of Tai. In response to his humiliation Tai picked up some hair gel, looked blatantly from side to side and ran out of the shop laughing maniacly. The store clerk looked disturbed and glanced at the -free samples- notice.
Outside Tai tripped over Cody (who was puffin' on a cigar)

JayB was the last to wake, this is because she's an insomniac who doesn't like waking up. The noise created by the chaos had eventually stirred her. For some time she glared at the various characters, then Dr. J tried to cut some of her hair...
There was a period of time where nothing seemed to happen, then Dr.J landed 20 feet away. She needed something to do, Kony was flirting with all boys present, but JayB was naturally a little more reserved..
Duo Maxwell tapped her shoulder, she spun around in an instant,
'Hi, gorgeous!!'

WuFei was awakened by Heero.
He dressed himself up in a beard and attempted to mix with the new children. Most of them just looked scared, but one with goggles on his head came and talked about his cat. WuFei looked crazy and stared hungrily but to no avail. That freak just wouldn't bog off.
Right now Heero was stalking him so WuFei moved slooowly away..
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