When Mother Hubbard Kisses the Toad
Mr. Winkle will be beardless,
For I'm already out of my head,
The Mad Hatter will be talking sense,
Riding Hood in Baby Bear's bed.
Somewhere in the real world,
Hiding in a casino's card deck,
The Joker will be laughing to himself,
Over all the chaos he have wrecked.
Son, I'm Lynn, cousin of Grimm,
I'm the fixer of story wrecks,
Yes, magic is dying, ain't no one crying,
For there's no room in a world of tech.
I know CPR; I got it this far,
But I can't push it anymore,
The world's coming apart; and no one gives a fart,
It's blowing up at the core.
When Mother Hubbard kisses the toad,
Welcome to Destruction Zone,
Used to go and stop, now stops and go,
Now Mother Hubbard kisses the toad.
Ya say, "World's still there," but that's a dirty lie,
I got the proof right here in your face,
See, Snow White's getting the shoe,
But it ain't fitting her,
So she and Prince Charming have to go to waste.
You called the world tacky, mangled it with your lackeys,
But you weren't done just yet,
Threw in a chaos bomb, now nobody's calm,
Now they all have to call collect.
When Mother Hubbard kisses the toad,
Welcome to Destruction Zone,
Used to go and stop, now stops and go,
Now Mother Hubbard kisses the toad.
When Mother Hubbard kisses the toad,
The fairy world is gonna blow,
High is low is high is low,
When Mother Hubbard kisses the toad.
Mr. Winkle will be beardless,
For I'm already out of my head,
The Mad Hatter will be talking sense,
Riding Hood in Baby Bear's bed.
Somewhere in the real world,
Hiding in a casino's card deck,
The Joker will be laughing to himself,
Over all the chaos he have wrecked.
When Mother Hubbard kisses the toad,
Welcome to Destruction Zone,
Used to go and stop, now stops and go,
Now Mother Hubbard kisses the toad.
When Mother Hubbard kisses the toad,
The fairy world is gonna blow,
High is low is high is low,
High is low is high is low,
High is low is high is low
When Mother Hubbard kisses the toad,
When Mother Hubbard kisses the toad!...
Mr. Winkle will be beardless,
For I'm already out of my head,
Cinderella is still in the coalmines,
Seven Dwarfs just burned the bread,
Somewhere in the real world,
Hiding in a casino's card deck,
The Joker will be laughing to himself,
Over all the chaos he have wrecked...
Mr. Winkle will be beardless,
For I'm already out of my head,
The Mad Hatter will be talking sense,
Riding Hood in Baby Bear's bed.
Somewhere in the real world,
Hiding in a casino's card deck,
The Joker will be laughing to himself,
Over all the chaos he have wrecked.
Son, I'm Lynn, cousin of Grimm,
I'm the fixer of story wrecks,
Yes, magic is dying, ain't no one crying,
For there's no room in a world of tech.
I know CPR; I got it this far,
But I can't push it anymore,
The world's coming apart; and no one gives a fart,
It's blowing up at the core.
When Mother Hubbard kisses the toad,
Welcome to Destruction Zone,
Used to go and stop, now stops and go,
Now Mother Hubbard kisses the toad.
Ya say, "World's still there," but that's a dirty lie,
I got the proof right here in your face,
See, Snow White's getting the shoe,
But it ain't fitting her,
So she and Prince Charming have to go to waste.
You called the world tacky, mangled it with your lackeys,
But you weren't done just yet,
Threw in a chaos bomb, now nobody's calm,
Now they all have to call collect.
When Mother Hubbard kisses the toad,
Welcome to Destruction Zone,
Used to go and stop, now stops and go,
Now Mother Hubbard kisses the toad.
When Mother Hubbard kisses the toad,
The fairy world is gonna blow,
High is low is high is low,
When Mother Hubbard kisses the toad.
Mr. Winkle will be beardless,
For I'm already out of my head,
The Mad Hatter will be talking sense,
Riding Hood in Baby Bear's bed.
Somewhere in the real world,
Hiding in a casino's card deck,
The Joker will be laughing to himself,
Over all the chaos he have wrecked.
When Mother Hubbard kisses the toad,
Welcome to Destruction Zone,
Used to go and stop, now stops and go,
Now Mother Hubbard kisses the toad.
When Mother Hubbard kisses the toad,
The fairy world is gonna blow,
High is low is high is low,
High is low is high is low,
High is low is high is low
When Mother Hubbard kisses the toad,
When Mother Hubbard kisses the toad!...
Mr. Winkle will be beardless,
For I'm already out of my head,
Cinderella is still in the coalmines,
Seven Dwarfs just burned the bread,
Somewhere in the real world,
Hiding in a casino's card deck,
The Joker will be laughing to himself,
Over all the chaos he have wrecked...
