Phoebe yawned and opened her eyes. She was asleep on the attic floor with the Book in front of her.
Phoebe rubbed her eyes and looked out the window. The sun was shining and birds were chirping, no more rain.
Phoebe smiled and Piper came into attic.
"Are you in here again? Come on downstairs. Prue has made a huge breakfast." Piper told her.
Phoebe was going to ask 'Prue making breakfast?', but Piper left the attic and headed downstairs before she could.
Phoebe shrugged and put the Book back on its podium and went to her room.
She opened the door and saw Leo asleep on the bed. This wasn't her room.
"I must've made a...wrong turn." Phoebe said and closed the door quietly.
Phoebe walked into Piper's room and saw that all her things were in there.
"Okay. This must be another one of Piper and Prue's jokes." Phoebe said to herself then got dressed.
She quickly went downstairs to say 'Ha ha. Very funny,' but the thought flew from her mind when she went into the kitchen.
Prue had on a white chef's hat and white apron and was mixing something in a bowl. There were small spots of flour on her face.
"Morning big sister." Prue said with a smile.
Phoebe arched her eyebrows and asked, "Excuse me? Big sister?"
"Well, yeah! You were born first!" Prue said and smiled.
Phoebe was about to say something, but there was a knock at the door.
"I'll get it." Phoebe said and left the kitchen. This was all too weird for her.
Phoebe opened the door and saw Cole.
"Oh, thank God. A sane person. My sisters have been acting weird and-" Phoebe started, but Cole didn't seem like he was listening.
"Yeah, that's nice. Is Piper ready?" He asked.
Phoebe's eyes widened. "Huh?" She asked. She couldn't believe what she was hearing.
Piper came over to the door and smiled at Cole, who smiled back. Phoebe thought that this must be a giant joke that they were all playing on her.
"I'm ready." Piper said.
"We're going to Leo's restaurant, you know Quake." Cole said and they walked to his car, arm in arm.
Phoebe had a look on her face that said what-is-going-on-here and shut the door. This must have been a really big, cruel joke.
Phoebe reentered the kitchen the same time as Leo came in.
"Hey hon-ey." Prue said and Leo gave her a kiss.
Phoebe's eyes widened. This was a terrible joke.
"What is going on here?" Phoebe demanded.
"What do you mean?" Prue asked.
"This, this, this whole situation! I mean, Piper with Cole, you with Leo! You making breakfast! Leo owning Quake! What is going on!" Phoebe looked at her hand and noticed an engagement ring. "And what is this?!" Phoebe asked and held up her hand so they could see.
Prue laughed a little and said, "You're silly today big sister."
"And what is with that big sister stuff?!" Phoebe asked.
"Just humor her. She's probably got some sort of memory thing from her new power." Leo said.
"New power?" Phoebe asked.
"Okay. Well, first, Piper has been going out with Cole for like months now. Even thought the Elders don't like it." Prue said. She was going to continue, but Phoebe interrupted.
"'Scuse me? Elders? Since when do the Elders care about what he does?" Phoebe asked.
"He is our whitelighter." Prue said and Phoebe's jaw dropped. "Anyway, they've been going out for months. As for me and Leo, well, remember when we saved Leo from the demon academy? Well, after we did, we got to know each other. I'm just glad he didn't get turned into a demon."
"Wait. We saved Tom from the academy." Phoebe said.
"Who?" Prue asked. She was totally bewildered.
"Nevermind. Just keep going." Phoebe said.
Prue continued. "And I'm making breakfast because everyone really likes my cooking. I should be a chef you guys say, but I'm still looking for a more reliable career."
"You don't have a job?" Phoebe asked.
Prue shook her head. "Nope. Leo bought Quake a few months ago. He says I should be the head chef, but I tell him no whenever he asks. And don't you remember? You're engaged to Caleb, remember?"
"The new ice cream man?" Phoebe asked. She was totally lost.
"No, silly." Prue said. "Caleb isn't an ice cream man. He's a lawyer."
"At least there is one fact I'm familiar with." Phoebe mumbled.
"And you're the oldest, then Piper, then me." Prue explained.
Phoebe felt like her head was spinning, so she sat down.
"You better hurry up and eat or you'll be late for work." Prue said.
"Um, and I work where?" Phoebe asked.
"Silly. You're the editor of 415 magazine." Prue told her.
"And what about that new power you were talking about?" Phoebe asked.
"Remember? You got astral projection a week ago. It's been screwing with your memory, but it's starting to get less and less now. Remember when it made your power to freeze time stop working? That was scary." Leo said.
"Okay you guys, stop playing games with me. I've only got premonitions and levitation." Phoebe said.
"No, you haven't. Piper has the premonitions and I levitate. Piper also has telekinesis and I've got destruction of property too. Remember?" Prue asked.
"Yeah, sure." Phoebe mumbled. "Can you, um, take me to work? I don't feel like driving."
"Sure. I can take you. It's on my way to my place." Leo said.
"Leo, you're not still going there are you?" Prue asked with disappointment in her eyes and voice.
"Sweetie," Leo started and Phoebe cringed. This was too weird. "you know that the mausoleum gives me a sense of piece. After my mother's death and all."
"I know, but I still don't like it. Something might happen." Prue said worried.
"This is scary." Phoebe said to herself and went up to her room, then realized that she went to the wrong room and went to her new room. She sat on the bed and thought.
"Okay, so Cole is a whitelighter, Leo is the ex-demon, Piper is still second oldest, but she's dating Cole, Prue is the youngest and dating Leo, Our powers are no longer in the right witch anymore, I'm engaged to an ice cream man, who isn't an ice cream man, but a lawyer, Leo owns Quake, Prue is unemployed, and I am editor of 415 magazine." Phoebe went over it again and again.
"Why? I didn't do anything to deserve this." Phoebe didn't remember the Upside Down Spell.
"Phoebe! You don't want to be late! Come on!" Leo yelled from downstairs.
Phoebe grabbed a coat and went downstairs.
"When you see Piper, will you give her her camera? She left it here." Prue said and handed Phoebe a camera.
"Piper is a photographer?" Phoebe asked.
"Yeah. At 415. That power really is messing with you." Prue said. She smiled and went into the kitchen.
Phoebe and Leo walked outside and Phoebe noticed a boy was holding Kit.
"Hey! That kid stole our cat!" Phoebe exclaimed. The boy gave her a confused look then ran off.
"Phoebe what are you talking about? That's Joey from next door and his cat Mittens. Rasputen is in the back." Leo said and took the keys out of his pocket.
"The dog we lost seven years ago?" Phoebe asked.
"Dog? Um... Rasputen is a big white, fluffy bunny." Leo said and unlocked the door. He got into the car and unlocked Phoebe's door.
Phoebe got in and was almost pale.
"Are you okay?" Leo asked.
"Yeah. I'll be fine." Phoebe mumbled and Leo drove her to work.