~Time for another part!! ^_~ Heehehe...glad to see others are enjoying this little story of mine and the idea of a "love" scene between Vegeta and Bulma while they are in each others body!! ^_^ Might work on that one...Anyways, On with the show...time to see what was Bulma's great plan for Yamcha!! Hahaa...Yamcha torture be on!! ^^** not really.

Playing the Role

By Maria

Yamcha walks into the house and listens for any sound of people being awake and walking around. Hearing no sound, Yamcha walks over to his room and drops off his things. He walks around the upstairs looking for someone.

'I wonder where everyone is. It's already time for them to be awake, maybe everyone is at the breakfast table eating.' Yamcha walks downstairs and to the kitchen.

As he walks in he sees Bulma and Vegeta sitting at the table eating their breakfast. 'I hope she didn't notice me gone this morning. If she did then I think it's time I just tell her...but Vegeta is in here. He has to get out or we'll have to get to another room.' Yamcha walks over to the table and Bulma.

"Good morning, Bulma." Yamcha leans down to kiss her cheek but she moves away. "Is something wrong Bulma?" Yamcha asks sitting down next to her.

"Yes, as a matter a fact there is something wrong Yamcha." Bulma(Vegeta) turns to face him.

'Here it comes then...' Yamcha thought as he looked back at her.

"I can't see you any more." Bulma(Vegeta) said. Yamcha was a bit shocked. He was expecting her to yell at him about not being in his room all night and just getting home.

"What did you say?" Yamcha says still staring at her with wide eyes.

"I've been talking with Vegeta here...*blushes* and it's come to my attention that he...has...*mumbles* thizzz hing dor yuus..." Bulma(Vegeta) looks down at the table.

"What did you say?" Yamcha got closer.

Vegeta(Bulma) kicks Bulma(Vegeta) under the table and glares at her. Bulma(Vegeta) frowns.

"OH! Vegeta has a thing for you!!" Bulma(Vegeta) burst out at a stunned Yamcha.

"*grins* Heh heh...you're kidding right? You're mad at me for not being here all night aren't you?" Yamcha says getting up.

"I think it would be best if I let you and him start a happy life together. He does need a weak partner and you're the weakest I know." Bulma(Vegeta) stands up. "You know I love you Yamcha...and you'll always be in my heart. *smiles* Now be happy with Vegeta" Bulma(Vegeta) pushes Yamcha into Vegeta(Bulma)'s waiting arms. Bulma(Vegeta walks out of the kitchen. 'Hmph...this is a plan that shall back fire.' He walks off to the training pod to sit and wait.

"Bulma! Bulma!! Hey come back!" Yamcha turns to face a smiling Vegeta. "BULMA!!"

'Scream all you want Yamcha he won't be coming back. And you're not going to get away with any of this.' Vegeta(Bulma) pulls Yamcha close. "Yamcha...you have to be one of the most interesting species on this planet." Vegeta(Bulma) licks the side of his face and tries not to burst out laughing when Yamcha turns white. "I've been watching you for some time...I can help you train to be the strongest Earthling. The perfect mate for a Saiyan Warrior like myself." He starts to nibble on Yamcha's earlobe. Yamcha passes out. Vegeta(Bulma) smirks. 'Perfect...'

~~~~~~~Training Pod~~~~~~

'Hmph...stupid girl and her crazy ideas.' Vegeta sits there waiting.

"Vegeta!" Bulma walks in. "It's show time...let's go."

Vegeta stands up and stares at Bulma. "You got him?"

Bulma nods smiling evilly. "You bet I have him and all the other things we're going to need so let's get moving." they both walk out of the training pod and over to the car, where a sleeping Yamcha lays in the back of the car.

~~~~~~~Front of the Mayor's Office~~~~~~

"Girl hurry it up...more Earthlings are waking up and walking around." Vegeta yells into the car.

"Shut up and keep watch for anyone getting too close I'm almost done with him..." Bulma grabs a ribbon and goes back to work.

~~~~~Twenty Minutes Later~~~~~

People were walking along the downtown part of the city. Many were shopping or heading to work or going to one of the delicious restaurants that were located in that part of town, but the majority of them were now headed in that direction because a young man, named Yamcha, was tied to the Mayor's flag pole dressed in a lady's bikini with his hair tied in twin pig-tails and make-up coloring his face. Tourists took pictures as did photographers, the news reporters gathered around announcing to all not there of the young man tied to the flag pole.

Bulma and Vegeta sat on top of the car watching as more and more people gathered around Yamcha and stared or took pictures. They both ate a cup of steamed rice and chicken.

"Wonder when the police will show up and untie him." Bulma says laughing.

"Hopefully he'll wake up before then...after all the trouble we went through, he should wake up in time to see it all." Vegeta says eating away.

"*smiles* I should of brought my own camera for this...but I'm sure I can get a few newspapers to keep as a memories." Bulma watched as Yamcha slowly started waking up. "Oh, this should be good..."

Yamcha moves his head to one side then the other. 'What is going on...the sun is in my face.' He tries to rub his eyes but finds he can't move them. He hears a few giggles. 'Huh?' He opens his eyes and stares shocked at the tons of people that are just standing around staring at him. "Oh...no..." He looks down at himself and pales. 'How did I get into a bikini...how did I get to the mayor's office...'

A news reporter walks over to Yamcha. "Excuse me sir but I would like to know if you're doing this in a way to demand some attention to the sudden rise in taxes?"

Another report comes over. "Or is it just to declare that all people, whether male or female should dress the way they please in public?"

"Are you planning to run for mayor?" Comes another question.

"Do you have something against the mayor?"

"Are you related to the mayor?"

"Do you want attention to your country! Is there lack of funds headed it?"

"Are you out of your mind?"

Yamcha stared at them all. "AAAHHH!!!! Stop asking me questions and let me go! What is going on!" Yamcha starts to struggle against the rope.

~~~~~Goku's House~~~~~

Gohan sits in his room working on his studies, when he decides to take a quick break and getting a drink. He walks down to the kitchen and gets himself a glass of lemonade. He walks into the living room and notices no one around, so he sits down and turns on the Tv to see if there was anything major going on. His eyes widen when he sees the least thing he would ever expect. Yamcha!

"Daddy! Mr. Picolo!" Gohan calls out hoping they were near by.

Goku walks into the living room and Picolo soon follows.

"What's the matter Gohan? I thought you were studying this afternoon?" Goku says staring down at Gohan.

Gohan remains as he is and slowly points to the television. Goku and Picolo turn to the television, they're eyes widen and they're mouths drop open.

"Yamcha!" Both say at the same time.

~~~~~Master Roshi's Island~~~~~

Krillin was busy training as hard as he could on his own. He was focusing his power in his attacks when Master Roshi comes out of the house shutting something.

"Not now Master Roshi! I'm training here..." Krillin keeps focusing.

"Krillin you don't understand! You can't miss this...Yamcha is on the television." He says waving his arms around.

"Sure Master Roshi...do you need to get your eyes checked? Why would Yamcha be on the television?" Krillin laughs to himself.

"Because he's tied to the Mayors flag pole and is wearing a bikini!" Master Roshi laughs and runs back inside.

Krillin stands there letting the words slowly sink in. "He's in a BIKINI!" Krillin turns and runs inside Kame House to see this.

~~~~~~Mayor's Office~~~~~

The police finally show up and walk over to Yamcha. "Ok calm down young man. Now tell us what are you doing here in the get up your in?" asks the first officer.

"That's an offense you know." the second officer says. "Especially since it's in front of the mayors office."

"I don't know what I'm doing here! Get me down...I was at home when Vegeta started hitting on me and then I passed out and I woke up here like this!" Yamcha tells them.

The officers turn away. "You think he's going through one of those break ups with his boyfriend?"

The second Officer turns back to Yamcha. "Yep, I have to think he must of done something bad to his boyfriend to have had the guy bring him here and dressed him that way."

"Let's take him in anyways, and get the rest of his story." they untied Yamcha and take him down to the station.

Bulma smiles. "What a show!" She laughs.

Vegeta sat there watching the crowd thin out. 'Better than the movies...' He smirks.

To Be CONTINUED!

~^_^ hehehe...poor Yamcha! ^_~ Well I loved that...I don't hate him! Yamcha is a cool guy to me, even though a lot of people don't like him for the fact that him and Bulma break up and he is said to have found someone else...of course that's not what I remember happening in the version I saw...*shrugs* How'd I do?? ^_^ Anyone like?? Hehe...thank you for reading and thank you for reviewing if you review!