The Truth Fart!
It was
the Quidditch Match between Gryffindor and Slytherin. Suddenly an awful stench filled the stadium, Malfoy had farted.
Dumbledore's
voice filled the stadium,' Everybody immediately put on your gas masks!'
Suddenly gas masks appeared in front of everyone's faces and everyone gladly
put them on except for the one's who had already fainted or been killed by the
smell.
Malfoy's voice crossed the
pitch to Harry who did not have a gas mask.
'Ha ha Potter, told you I would get you back!'
Harry
began to feel wosey and started telling all his deepest darkest secrets about
things like the fact that he fancied Proffesor McGonagall! Malfoy's fart was a truth fart.
Harry
carried on in horror ' I pick my nose when no one is looking and sometimes eat
it, I want to start Harry Potter every Flavored Snot one day. Yes, that is my life ambition. I would also quite like to marry Proffesor
Trewaleney, sorry Proffesor McGonagall.
I want to live in a burrow and live like a beaver and become a banana
when I'm 45 years old. I can't wait! When I go to the loo I…'
Dumbledore
flew over to Harry ' I think its time to stop this Harry' and got out a pink
sledgehammer from under his armpit.
Dumbledore raised the sledgehammer!
'Noooooooooooooo'
Harry screamed like a girl, 'Don't kill me'
Dumbledore
laughed lightly. ' Harry I was just going to stuff this down your throat to
stop you talking. Duh!'
'Oh,
right' said Harry quietly. 'Hang on; I
think the truth fart has worn off!
Yippeee!'
Then
Goyle farted……….
Pppllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrurp
and Harry spent the rest of his life telling the truth as Goyle, Crabbe and
Malfoy never stoped farting and Voldie and Snape added in a few of their
own. But Ron got them back, he did a
constant kill evil wizards fart but killed himself instantly. Oops, he had forgotten he was really Lucius
Malfoy, the guy who knits and loves cooking cookies.
The
End
Right, that was v.weird. I am just bored. Well at least Charmed is on
in 2 hours! I can't wait even though
I've already seen it. I'm a bit
obsessed with Charmed, maybe I should do a cross over. Prue and Ron go quite well together don't ya
think. And Prue is already a witch so
she can tell him the truth about her powers.
Yes, I agree, I probably not a very good matchmaker. Hmmm… I should stop now, I always go on 4
ages at the end of my stories even though this is only about my 4th.
Stop Jenny! Stop now!
Disclaimer – JKR owns all character
plus Quidditch and my little bro owns the farts. Pheeeew!