The Truth Fart

The Truth Fart!

It was the Quidditch Match between Gryffindor and Slytherin.  Suddenly an awful stench filled the stadium, Malfoy had farted.

Dumbledore's voice filled the stadium,' Everybody immediately put on your gas masks!' Suddenly gas masks appeared in front of everyone's faces and everyone gladly put them on except for the one's who had already fainted or been killed by the smell.

Malfoy's voice crossed the pitch to Harry who did not have a gas mask.  'Ha ha Potter, told you I would get you back!'

Harry began to feel wosey and started telling all his deepest darkest secrets about things like the fact that he fancied Proffesor McGonagall!  Malfoy's fart was a truth fart.

Harry carried on in horror ' I pick my nose when no one is looking and sometimes eat it, I want to start Harry Potter every Flavored Snot one day.  Yes, that is my life ambition.  I would also quite like to marry Proffesor Trewaleney, sorry Proffesor McGonagall.  I want to live in a burrow and live like a beaver and become a banana when I'm 45 years old. I can't wait! When I go to the loo I…'

Dumbledore flew over to Harry ' I think its time to stop this Harry' and got out a pink sledgehammer from under his armpit.  Dumbledore raised the sledgehammer!

'Noooooooooooooo' Harry screamed like a girl, 'Don't kill me'

Dumbledore laughed lightly. ' Harry I was just going to stuff this down your throat to stop you talking. Duh!'

'Oh, right' said Harry quietly.  'Hang on; I think the truth fart has worn off!  Yippeee!'

Then Goyle farted……….

Pppllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrurp and Harry spent the rest of his life telling the truth as Goyle, Crabbe and Malfoy never stoped farting and Voldie and Snape added in a few of their own.  But Ron got them back, he did a constant kill evil wizards fart but killed himself instantly.  Oops, he had forgotten he was really Lucius Malfoy, the guy who knits and loves cooking cookies.

The End

Right, that was v.weird.  I am just bored. Well at least Charmed is on in 2 hours!  I can't wait even though I've already seen it.  I'm a bit obsessed with Charmed, maybe I should do a cross over.  Prue and Ron go quite well together don't ya think.  And Prue is already a witch so she can tell him the truth about her powers.  Yes, I agree, I probably not a very good matchmaker.  Hmmm… I should stop now, I always go on 4 ages at the end of my stories even though this is only about my 4th. Stop Jenny!  Stop now!

Disclaimer – JKR owns all character plus Quidditch and my little bro owns the farts. Pheeeew!