Harry Potter and the Wuggas

Chapter II- The A.P. European History Exam Comes
By. The Destructive Blossom

*Same Disclaimer applies.....meaning ITS NOT MINE, YE KEN???*

Shortly after the initial Wugga incident, all was calm at Hogwarts (Hoggy Hoggy Hogwarts as it is known to some). The usual was taking place during the Fifth Year of the Dream Team.......Snape was being snappish, Sirius was being serious, Lupin was looping around, and Dumbledore was dumbling. And among the Dream Team itself...Ron and Hermoine needed to SIMMER DOWN NOW, Ginny has grown up a bit and Harry's like "Woah Ginny!!" and Neville is looking for Curtis. However, not everything nothing was the usual.....because Lo and Behold: Evil has come to Hogwarts and it has come in the Form of the (dum dum dum) the A.P. EUROPEAN HISTORY EXAM.
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Harry Potter walked into the Gryffindor common room and immediately searched for his bestest best friend Ron Weasley. And then he saw him and he knew love........*Just kidding*.......he saw him and felt relief because he knew that he would not have to search Ron out. Especially because he probably would have found Ron and Hermoine his other best friend wrapped up in a torrid embrace. *Not a pretty sight to Harry's eyes, ye ken?*
So Harry walked over to his closest friend and said "Ron. Hello."
"Harry. Hello." Ron said in the same grim tone that Harry had used but then he broke out into a grin...."WUGGA WUGGA!!!!!!!"
"WUGGA WUGGA!!!!" Harry screamed and then they said it again this time doing the " Wugga dance" *ooh baby! Hot Tushes*. The entire Gryffindor common room was silent for a moment and then did a united shrug and sigh.....they had gotten used to the random Wuggas and some of the other guys had started doing it too.
As Harry and Ron rolled around the room crashing into couches and such it can be noticed by random passer-bys *Mainly ME!!* that Harry Potter is DEAD SEXY and so is Ron. Harry looks quite delightful with his raven locks *I'm such a sappity sap sap* and emerald green eyes with tears in them as he rams into a sharp corner and Ron looks scrumptious with his fiery red locks and chocolate brown eyes *the sapness strikes again* as his robes begin to ride up thereby making him giggle like a schoolgirl.
"Ho Hum. Ho hum." Harry says as he stares and mutters angrily at the Devlish table with strangely sharp edges. Ron also gets up seeming to have RELAXED which is a good thing because he seems to be OUT OF CONTROL. *In a good way, of course* Harry walks over to Ron glancing several times behind him just in case the table comes to life and attacks him. "So whazzup?????" Ron says to Harry.
"You won't believe this..........The Ministry of Magic is making us take....get this...... the American A.P. European History Exam!!" Harry said as he sat in a chair with his bestest compadre sitting next to him.
"Oh. My. God. I can't believe them. European History; Okay. But Why the American test? Is it for us to see how "re-tah-ded" Americans are?" Ron said. "That's a possibility. But I've seen the newer episodes of "Angel" and I know 're-tah-ded' when I see it. And the Americans are RETARDED!!" Harry said with a chuckle, a guffaw, and a giggle......alright truth be told he was laughing maniacally.
"Ugh.....Bleagh. What do we have to buy?" Ron said as some of the other Gryffindors began to look at them with Shady Eyes *Bad Mojo, ye ken*. "Can you believe We have to but the Barron's A.P. European History Exam book (*Its copyrighted, and it isn't mine*) and its like 14 American Dollars."Harry said looking cute while being Shocked and Appalled. "How much in wizard money, smart guy?" Ron said with a sigh. "Like...um...I'm converting.......80 sickles and 45 knuts" Harry said with a puzzled look *He's known for LIVING not being smart. Plus converting money is hard. Also, I made up the wizard money amount.* "That's a tad expensive, isn't it?" Ron said ith a wonderfull raised eyebrow. "Well, yeah. But we can share if you don't want to buy one or you can share with Hermoine." Harry said with a sly chuckle.
"Oh......heh. heh." Ron laughed while thinking perverted thoughts.
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An: What does "An" mean? Anyways....this is a drastic change from the first chapter which I did in school instead of doing my chemistry h.w.
I'm writing about the A.P. test because I just took it in May. And boy was it hard! this (The A.P. Exam)might go on for awhile. Also to the people who reviewed: Wuggas are good and so is bacon. ??