The End of Harry Potter and the Wuggas!!!
~Disclaimer~ Harry Potter isn't mine and neither is the A.P. Exam!!
By. The Destructive Blossom

As the Fanfiction Author looked around at her creation: An alternate universe where Harry was happy and Ron and Hermoine were together and the Dream team took A.P. European History tests...she sighed and was saddened because as she glanced at her "reviewers" she saw their disappointment with her works. And she wept because she had tried so hard to make it funny and include the A.P. Exam. But noooooo...the "reviewers" were vengeful and hateful and they didn't seem to realise that the genre HUMOUR/PARODY meant that the story didn't have to make sense. It just had to make a person giggle a bit at the futility of having an amazing Harry Potter that was totally funny and just because the "reviewers" are too re-tah-ded to take the A.P. exam (A.P. exams by the way are American or at least New York college and university level exams that are given to high school students whom are intelligent; this story not withstanding).
And as the author silently wept Harry and co. slowly walked up to her and held her as she cried and ended the universe where they were so happy. The A.P. Exam universe had offered opportunities to all the characters: Harry had a chance to actually lean something muggle and was happy that it wasn't algebra, Ron had the opportunity to "get it on" with Hermoine in the guise of studying, and Hermoine would have been able to show that She WAS the Most brilliant of all the Dream team. But alas, it was not to be because after receiving mainly mean and derogatory reviews the author has decided to end the alternate universe: not with a bang but with a final(test).
And all the Harry Potter characters slowly walked back down and took the A.P. European history test without the benefit of studying. The three essays and 80 multiple choices questions slowly killed all of the characters and drained out their life force. And with his dying breath Harry Potter-The Boy Who Lived- said "Damn you, reviewers, damn you all. Wuggas are just silliness. You bastards!!" and then he died.

Authors Note: This was dedicated to all the people who didn't like my story. Guess what? You can all die!! Buh-bye!!