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Silver: Howdy, folks! How y'all doing? *giggles* Guess what? It's the next chapter! Yay! *cheers*

Mist: Fine, thanks for asking!

Silver: I wasn't talking to you! I was talking to our faithful fans. *eyes audience*

Mist: Gee, I feel special…but it's all right. I know you love me. *narrows eyes*

Silver: Yeah, well, anyways, go visit Kristine's site: http://gwshadesgrey.topcities.com. It's a very cool site and all of her very, very, very wonderful stories. =P

Mist: *sarcastically* Yeah, they're really wonderful. *smirks*

Silver: *glares at Mist* Shut up. Just be glad Kristine didn't hear that.

Mist: Anyways, now for the disclaimer. Oh, wait, we don't own Gundam Wing.

Silver: You don't want us to get sued, do you?

Mist: Well, no, but still…*starts to cry* I can't believe we don't…*sniff*…own…*pouts*…Gundam Wing!!! *starts crying hysterically*

Silver: *sweatdrop* I thought you were over that…

Mist: *still crying and not paying attention to anything else*

Silver: *sigh* Crybaby. Well, here's chapter 2, the one you've all been dying to read…right? *glares*

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InSaNiTy: Chapter 2

"Let the games begin! I'll start!" Hilde exclaimed. She was sitting in Duo's lap in deep thought and smirked. "I got it. I've never chased after a person who tried to kill me." Hilde grinned at Relena. Relena just glared back and took a sip of her drink.

Relena leaned back against Heero and thought really hard. "I've never tried to kill the person I love." This time, she smirked at Hilde and patted Heero's leg. Hilde snorted and Heero growled. The two reached for their drinks, as well as Midii.

"MIDII?!" Nearly everyone screamed.

She gulped down her whole glass and poured some more into it. Midii nodded and gave Trowa a kiss on the cheek, which in turn, made him blush. Midii looked at everyone and said, "Okay, I'll go."

"I've never been laid." Quatre and Alice blushed. Heero, Relena, Duo, Hilde, Sally, and Wufei reached for their drinks.

Seeing Wufei and Sally reach for their drinks, Duo choked on his. "What's the matter honey?" Hilde asked.

"WUFEI AND SALLY?!" Everyone turned their attention on the two.

Sally blushed. Wufei glared at them and exclaimed, "What?!"

After a few minutes of silence, Heero said, "I'll go." He gave an evil look at Duo. "I've never done it in the kitchen." Duo, Hilde, Sally, and Wufei reached for their glasses.

Relena turned around to face Heero. "You know, that's not such a bad place."

"Oh no! What's happened to you, Relena?!" Midii looked at her in horror, as did everyone else, besides Heero.

"Can we please have something that does not involve sex?" Quatre pleaded. Trowa nodded his head in agreement.

"NO!!!" Duo and Hilde yelled at the same time.

"My turn!" Sally looked around and smiled. "I've never done it in the office." Trowa, Midii, Quatre, and Alice sweatdropped. Heero, Relena, Duo, and Hilde reached for their glasses, again.

Midii stared at Heero and Relena. "Okay, I would expect all this from Duo and Hilde, but the two of you? This is too much. I think I've found out more then I intended to." So she and Trowa left to finish their chess game.

"I feel sorry for Quatre and Alice. Hey, why don't you take a whack at it, Alice?" Sally suggested.

"Um, okay. Let's see. I've never, I've never, I've never been in outer space." Everyone but Alice reached for their glasses.

"Really? I'll have to take you there sometime," Quatre offered.

"That was no fun! Let me go!" Duo raised his beer bottle. "I've never been caught doing it in the office."

Hilde paled and Relena screamed at her, "Hilde! You promised you wouldn't tell!"

Hilde pulled Duo's braid. "Duo! I told you not to let it out!" She hissed.

Heero glared at Relena who was gulped down a whole bottle of wine. The rest of the gang sweatdropped. "Okay, I think we've had enough fun for tonight," Quatre said. "We should go to bed." Heero carried a very drunk Relena to their bedroom while Duo and Hilde were giggling and laughing, walking unsteadily up to their room. Sally and Wufei kept giving each other looks while walking up the stairs. Trowa and Quatre shook their heads and went upstairs with their girls. They knew there was going to be a lot of trouble tomorrow morning.

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"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!" Quatre and Alice fell out of bed and scrambled out of the room to see what was happening. They peeked out the door to see Milliardo and Noin standing outside of Relena and Heero's room, and everyone else was slowly and quietly making their way towards the commotion.

When they got to the door, they nearly fainted from the sight. Relena was on top of Heero on the floor, the two of them tangled in a blanket. But you could see enough to know they had not been wearing any close.

However, Milliardo was fuming and Noin was trying to calm him down. "What the hell do you think you are doing, Yuy?!"

"Milliardo, I can explain. It's not what is looks like." Relena said. Heero glared at the entire group.

"Oh! You and Heero, naked, on the floor, is not what it looks like?!" Milliardo screamed.

Relena groaned and buried her head in Heero's chest. Heero gave Milliardo the coldest glare. "Get out."

"Like hell I will! You think I'm going to leave you and my sister alone like that?!" Milliardo was about to go on but Noin dragged him out by his hair and closed the door. He glared at the rest of the group. "Did you all know about this?!"

Noin glared at her husband. "Okay Zeches, that's enough. Let's go." She dragged him into the empty bedroom. The others just sweatdropped and went to their rooms to get dressed.

After a few minutes, everyone, with the exception of Heero and Relena, went downstairs for breakfast. Milliardo had calmed down after some convincing from Noin. Now he and Noin were talking to Alice, getting to know her better. Finally, Heero came down, wearing a cool face and glaring at Milliardo and arms wrapped around Relena.

Milliardo cleared his throat. "Heero, Relena, please excuse me for the way I behaved earlier. I was just, shocked, to see you two together." He looked like he was almost in pain and wanted to stop talking, but a look from Noin made him continue. "I apologize. I am actually glad you two are together." Heero raised an eyebrow.

Relena smiled. "Thank you brother. I understand your actions for earlier." The rest of breakfast went decently.

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"I'm so hot! Let's go swimming!" Hilde grabbed Duo and headed to their room to change before anyone could say anything. So they all went to change in their swimsuits.

All of them came out to the pool at the same time, and each took up a spot around the pool. Milliardo, Noin, Sally, and Wufei sat around a table with an umbrella playing cards. Duo and Hilde were putting sunscreen on each other. Trowa, Alice, and Midii had made their way to the diving board, ready to jump in. Quatre was already in the pool, swimming around, waiting for the others to come in. Heero sat against a large oak tree with Relena leaning into him.

"Hey Hilde! Come here a second, would you babe?" Hilde walked over to Duo who was looking down into the pool.

"What is it?" Suddenly, Hilde felt a pair of hands push her into the pool. She splashed water onto the four playing cards, onto the diving board, making Trowa slip and fall into the pool onto Quatre, and onto Heero and Relena who were trying to relax. Hilde came up sputtering water. "What the hell do you think you are doing, Maxwell?!"

Duo was laughing so hard that he did not notice Wufei sneak up behind. Wufei reached out and pushed him in, causing Duo to choke on the water from his laughter. Meanwhile, Midii and Alice were checking on Trowa and Quatre to make sure they were all right, as was Sally.

"Trowa, are you okay? Did that hurt?" Midii looked over Trowa to make sure he was okay.

Trowa groaned. "Erg. I'm fine. Where's Duo?"

Midii pointed at the choking Duo. "I'll help."

Quatre looked at the two disapprovingly. "No you guys, don't go beat him up." Alice was leading him out of the pool. "Don't worry, I'm fine, Alice. Tell her, Sally."

"Don't worry about your guy, Alice. He's fine. Quatre's been through worse," Sally reassured. Alice nodded.

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Everyone turned to look into the pool, where Heero had Duo underwater. Relena and Hilde were laughing so hard they were holding onto their sides. Midii grinned and Trowa watched in amusement. Noin shook her head while Milliardo and Wufei smirked.

Sally sighed. "Well, guess I'll have to fix Duo up after everyone's finished with him." With that, she walked back to join Wufei.

"Um, Heero? I think you can let him up now. Heero? He's turning awfully pale. I don't think he can hold his breath that long," Quatre said in a worried tone.

"Does this always happen?" Alice asked, looking at Duo with worry.

"Don't worry, Duo will be fine," Trowa assured her.

Midii nodded. "Besides," she snickered, "he's been in worse situations.

Finally, Heero decided to let Duo out of the water. Duo jumped up, gasping for air. "Gosh Heero! You didn't have to do it for that long, ya know? I nearly died down there!"

"That was the point." Heero smirked and Duo glared at him.

"Well, you deserve, Duo. That's what your playful attitude gets you into."

Duo looked at Hilde. "Oh no, not you too?" He groaned. "Why does everyone hate me so?"

Hilde sighed. "Come on Relena, I'll race you."

Relena grinned. "You're on. Let's get all the girls to swim."

"I bet you $20 Hilde wins," Duo said to Wufei.

Wufei shook his head. "No. Sally will win. I'll give $40."

"$50 on Noin." Milliardo looked confident. "She's the best swimmer."

Duo rolled his eyes. "She's the best at everything to you."

"$75 on Alice." The guys stared at Quatre.

"I never knew you had it in you, Quatre!" Duo slapped Quatre on the back.

"You are all wrong. $90 on Midii. When it comes to the water, no one beats her." Trowa looked over at Midii swimming.

"You too, huh, Trowa?" Duo grinned. "Just let me ask you, have you ever seen Midii actually swim in a race?"

"Well, um, no," Trowa muttered.

Duo snickered. "You still gonna bet on her?"

"I've got faith."

"Fine. Well, the bets are set…"

"$100 on Relena." They stared at Heero. He was sitting on a chair looking calmly at the girls, who were all tied. Duo shrugged.

"Let's just watch and see," Milliardo said while keeping his eyes on his wife.

A few minutes later, after the race, everyone paid up.

"I don't believe this! He just made $500 in a day! Even I don't get paid that much!" Wufei complained. He then looked at Sally. "Why couldn't you have swam faster?" Sally glared at him, and Wufei gulped. "Uh, you swam very well, Sally."

Heero smirked and gave Relena a kiss. "Here. I believe this is your money, not that you need anymore." Relena grinned.

"Brother, you should know that I am a good swimmer. So why did you not bet on me?"

Milliardo looked at Noin. "Well, I still have a wife to take care of, don't I?"

Quatre shook his head. He looked at Alice. "Why don't you and I race? Don't worry, I'm not that good of a swimmer."

"Is that a challenge?" Alice grinned. Quatre nodded. Alice gave him a peck on the cheek. "I accept. Let's go!"

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Quatre lay in bed, holding Alice close to him. So what happens after this? Do we all go back to our lives like before? Maybe I can ask Alice to come with me.

"What are you thinking about?" Quatre came out of his reverie by a sweet voice.

He looked down at Alice and smiled. "Well, I was wondering. Would you like to go back with me to space on Saturday? I mean, I do need to get back to the business and all, but I would like to have someone there to talk with. Someone who truly understands me. I mean, that is if you can leave China." Quatre looked at her hopefully.

Alice gave Quatre a long, passionate kiss. "Of course I will, Quatre. You don't know how much I love you."

As Alice snuggled against Quatre, Quatre said, "You love me? Really?"

Alice giggled. "Of course. Is that so hard to believe? I know that it's a little early and if you don't feel the same way, I'll understand."

"Oh no! You've got it all wrong. I do love you! I mean, yeah, I do." Quatre blushed. "Um, Alice, I know this may seem sudden, but I love you very much. Would you marry me?"

Alice stared at Quatre and she started crying. She hugged Quatre really hard and muttered into his shirt, "Of course I will! I can't believe this! I'm going to get married!"

Quatre chuckled. "Calm down and get some sleep. We'll announce it to the others tomorrow, at the party."

Alice nodded. "Sniff. Good night, Quatre."

Quatre yawned. " Good night."

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"Heero? Mr. Perfect Soldier in a white tuxedo? I've got to get a picture of this!"

"Put the camera down, Duo. Or else I will smash that into your head!"

"Oh, Heero! Be a good sport. You look adorable! Don't worry!" Heero growled at Relena.

"Duo! Save some film for me!" Duo turned around to see Hilde in a sparkling navy blue dress, with a strap on the left side and leaving her a bare shoulder on the right. Duo immediately took a picture of her and gave her a kiss.

"You look stunning, babe! Don't worry! I'll scare off all the guys for you!" Duo gave her another kiss and the two left to the ballroom.

"Quatre! You're wearing a white tux too! See Heero? You won't different." Relena smiled.

"That's not what I was worried about."

"So. I'm trying to prove a point." Relena then noticed Alice wearing her black dress. "Alice! You look so beautiful in that dress! You have good taste."

Alice curtsied. "Thank you. But Quatre bought it for me." Quatre blushed. "I love your dress, Relena." Relena was wearing a silver dress, also strapless, but exposed a lot of her back, and covered just enough of her thighs.

Trowa came down with Midii, who was in a red tank-top dress, reaching just below the knees and a slit on either side. "Come on Alice. Let's go see what cute guys we can find." Midii winked and led Alice toward the other ballroom. Trowa shook his head and he followed the girls, with Quatre close behind.

As Heero and Relena were to make their entrance, they saw Wufei escorting Sally, with a spaghetti-strap dress that reached to the knees with a slit on the left side. "Are you ready, birthday girl?" Sally added with a wink.

"I'll be as ready as I'll ever be." Relena held on to Heero's hand.

"I wonder what Quatre's surprise is," Wufei pondered.

Heero smirked. "I have a clue." He remembered seeing the ring on the finger of Alice's hand.

"Shall we, Heero?" Heero nodded and led Relena onto the stage where she welcomed her friends to her birthday.

Later, they joined the others, just to hear Duo whining. "Come on! Why can't you just tell us first? We won't tell!" Everyone looked at Duo skeptically. "What?"

Quatre sighed. "We might as well announce it now."

"All right." Alice turned to Relena. "May we use the stage."

"Of course."

"Thank you." Quatre and Alice made their way onto the stage. The music stopped, everyone became quiet and focused their attention on the couple on stage. "Ladies and gentlemen. Alice and I have an announcement to make." Quatre started fidgeted and had a hard time finished the sentence.

Alice spoke up. "We are getting married." After a few seconds, there was thunderous applause all over the room. The band started up the music and Quatre and Alice went to the middle of the dance floor for the dance.

"That went well," Quatre said.

"Oh, it wasn't that bad. You were just nervous, that's all," Alice reassured her fiancé.

"Well, compared to the other times I've broken down in front of a large audience, this one was nothing."

Alice giggled. "So, Mr. Winner, what type of weddings do you like?"

Quatre smiled. "Anything is fine, dear. Do you have any preferences?" Alice shook her head. Quatre held out his arm and Alice took, the couple walking out to the dance floor.

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Later that night, lying in bed with Alice cradled in his arms, Quatre felt like the luckiest man in the universe.

"Quatre? What are you thinking about?"

"Oh. I was just thinking about what happened this evening when we announced our engagement."

"You know, Duo acted really funny at the pool. Is he always like that?" Alice was just thinking to herself out loud, not paying attention to Quatre.

"Yeah. Sometimes, he's worse. But honey, that was yesterday."

"Worse?! Huh? Oh yeah…oops…"

Quatre chuckled at the face Alice made. Slowly, Quatre drew his lips close to Alice and passionately kissed her. The kiss gradually worked its way down Alice's neck. When Quatre was about to unbottun her shirt, Alice placed a hand over his, gently shook her head and said, "That can wait."

"Until we're married?"

"Yes, until we're married." Alice smiled and kissed Quatre on the cheek. "Night."

"Okay, night." Not long after, Quatre fell asleep, leaving Alice lost in her thoughts. Suddenly, her beeper in her suitcase started beeping.

"Threat from new colony. Come ASAP. HY." After checking her beeper, she frowned and turned toward Quatre. Alice gazed at her lover and placed a soft kiss on his forehead.

"I'm sorry," she said as a single tear fell down her cheek.

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Silver: So how was it? *looks at readers expectantly*

Mist: *sniffing in a room full of tears*

Silver: You're still crying?

Mist: *sniff sniff* No…I've stopped…I guess I'm learning to accept the truth.

Silver: Good for you. Now we can…

Didi: Hey, I thought you guys were going to put me in the story! Where do I come in? I wanna piece of the action too, you know!

Mist: *glares* Quatre's mine.

Didi: *glares back* You wish, you little buttnugget!

Mist: Someone is a little childish…Quatre is turned off by that. Believe me, I would know. I've had first hand experience with him.

Didi: WHAT?! I don't believe it! Quatre is cheating on me?! *frowns* QUATRE! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!

Mist: Where is Quatre? He's with me, of course. Where else would he be? With another woman? *laughs* I don't think so.

Silver: Um…actually, look over there. *points at the corner of room*

~*Didi and Mist look over at corner to see Quatre trapped between Dorothy's arms*~

Mist: YOU SLUT! HE'S MINE! GET OFF MY MAN!

Didi: YOUR MAN? *snorts* IN YOUR DREAMS LITTLE WOMAN! AND YOU, DOROTHY, HOW COULD YOU? YOU KNEW I LOVED HIM!

Dorothy: I'm sorry Didi, but he's just so irresistible…I can't help what my heart tells me to do, even if it means betraying my comrade in arms.

Silver: HEY!!! Don't spoil the story! They're not supposed to know the ending! *shakes head* Keep your argument away from the plot of the story.

Didi: But Silver, other than Quatre, we have nothing to argue over.

Mist: That's what you think! You better give me back the skirt you borrowed from me light years ago, or you'll have hell to pay!!!

Didi: What skirt? I would never borrow clothes from someone with such bad taste. Seriously, you're a fashion disaster. *smirks evilly*

Mist: And you're not? At least I know right from wrong. I'm still pure at heart.

Didi: Hey, don't mistake me for what I appear to be. Inside, I'm quite an angel. You know the ending of this story. I become…

Silver: SHUT UP!!! I told you! Don't ruin the story!

Didi & Mist: *looks down* Sorry. It's just that she's stupid. *glares at each other*

Dorothy: *snickers and drags a whimpering Quatre away*

Mist: *sees Dorothy* DOROTHY! LET GO OF MY MAN!

Didi: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, YOU SLUT! *mutters to self* I never thought I would say that to her.

Dorothy: *lets go of Quatre and advances towards Didi* What did you call me? You think that someone is a slut just because the one you love loves someone else?

Mist: Well, I must agree with Didi, you are a slut, Dorothy. And Dorothy, you're right. Quatre is in love with someone else. *smiles triumphantly* ME!

Didi: *Laughs hysterically* You wish he loved you, Mist. But sooner or later, you're going to have to accept the truth. You know deep inside that I'm the only one he loves and will ever love. Quatre's mine and will always be mine.

Dorothy & Mist: *glares* I DON'T THINK SO!!!

~*Didi, Dorothy, and Mist start punching, kicking, scratching, biting, and pinching each other, all the while screaming insults at each other*

Didi: &^*%ing ^$*%&!!!

Mist: WHAT?! What did you call me you mother&$#*ing jack@$$???

Dorothy: You're both %^&$ing #@&*%es!!!

Silver: *sighs and shakes head* Oh my god…I call them obsessed freaks. Anyways, REVIEW!!! Be glad I was nice enough to even post chapter 2 with all the reviews we received! *glares at readers* Now, see that box down there? Would you please write some comments, good or bad, and then submit it?! Please?! Pretty please?! With a cherry on top?! Much love to everyone! *looks at catfight between Didi, Dorothy, and Mist* Okay, almost everyone. Well, REVIEW! TTFN.