Room Mates

Room Mates

And The Horror Arrives!

By: PreciousAgony

Disclaimer: I do not own GundamWing or Sailor Moon.

Author's Notes: So sorry about the Rei and Mina mix up thing. Thanks to jupiterschild for pointing that out…Reason was I had in my mind for Rei and Duo to be a couple. Please R+R!

(…) - Authors Notes

Serena's room…and room mate to come…

Serena walks into a very large and luxurious room decorated in pink.

"Whoa" she thought, "Did I do something special?" she asked the enrollment secretary. The woman looked at Serena with a you-got-to-be-kidding face and said. "Miss Relena PeaceCraft is to arrive this after noon which is in 2 hours, this is her special quarters and she requested someone to room with…just consider yourself lucky" with that the woman walked out of the room.

"Jeezes…she didn't have to point it out so bluntly" Serena said to herself.

She sighed and began to unpack her things into one of the closets.

Hotaru's room…and room mate…

Hotaru walked into the room to see it was decorated in dark green tones.

She looked around cautiously and set her things down on one of the two twin beds. She unpacked her things quickly and she was about to put her grooming utensil in the bathroom but walked in and was surprised at what she saw. There was a boy with slick black hair pulled back standing in front of the mirror with a katana wearing nothing but his black silk underwear posing and say "I know I look good, Yeah baby!"

Wufei noticed her and points the blade at her throat.

"Tell anybody and you die, you weak onna!"

"Right…" she said.

It took all her will power not to bust out laughing right then and there. She left all her things on the counter and walked out of the bathroom. Heading towards Mina's room since that was were everyone was supposed to meet.

Ami's room and her room mate…

Ami walked into her room seeing it very brightly painted orange and decorated with red. She saw a boy with long bangs covering one side of his face revealing only one bright emerald green eye.

"Hi, I'm Ami…So I guess you're my room mate right. What's your name?"

"…Trowa …"

"Err…okay…which bed should I have?"

"… right …"

"Where should I put my tampons and pads?"

"… … … …" Trowa turns a flushed color.

"Okay…"

Ami walks into the bathroom opening the counter under the sink revealing about 8 boxes of rubbers (AN: Yall know what rubbers are right? Hint: Trojan Man). She throws her things in not really caring and walks out the room past a flushed Trowa.

Lita's room…and room mate…

Lita walks into a room that was purely baby blue. "Hey! I think I'm rooming with a girl" She though to herself. She turned around at hearing someone had entered the room and faces to see a blonde boy.

"Hello, I'm Quatre Winner"

"Hi" Said Lita.

"Are you supposed to be my room mate?" she asked clearly confused.

"Hai" Quatre replied.

"What is you name?"

"Lita Kino" she said. " Touch my stuff or bother me and you die!"

Quatre slowly back up against the wall as Lita moves towards him to exit the door.

Rei's room … and room mate

Rei walks into the room and immediately has a gun pointed in her face.

"What the HELL?" she yelled.

Heero lowers his gun and says

"Who are you?"

"Your room mate" was the reply.

"Hn…"

"Ass…"

"Bitch…"

"Bastard…"

"Whore…"

Rei's pager goes off.

She sassily walks out of the room.

Mina's Room

Duo is startled by the sudden appearance of four girls.

"Hi, Girls!" says Mina. "This is my room mate Duo"

"Duo, this is Serena, Hotaru, Ami, Lita and Rei."

"Hello Ladies!" Says Duo.

"Shut Up" says Lita

"Go to hell" Rei responds.

"Touche…" Duo says quietly.

"We need to find our way to the Lounge room, Duo can you help us?" Mina asks.

"Sure thing, lemme call up my guys"

5 Minutes later…

"Here we are ladies"

"Thanks" says Ami.

"Those are my friends over there! Common"

They make there way toward s group of four boys.

When they got their there was silence for a while as they stared at each other.

"Macho Man…" Hotaru says breaking the silence.

"Shut UP! Say anything about that and you die!" Wufei replies.

"Jackass…"

"Prostitute"

"Hello Lita"

"Back off"

"Trojan Man!"

"…" -blush-

"Yall already know them?" Ask Duo.

"Room Ma-" Hotaru is cut off by a loud screeching sound which sounded very close to Heero's name…

TBC

This part really sucked! I'm sorry…Everyone is somewhat OOC.

My sister decided on the Trojan Man thing. I don't think it really fit.

Please R+R.