Return of the Phone
Return of the
Phone
The Alarm Clock
Assault
By: Aeris
(it's about 4:59AM on
Monday, the sun isn't even up yet. Seph and Aeris are
snuggled up on the bed, sleeping peacefully. Pretty soon, Aeris
has to get up for school, and Seph has to get up to go with her,
cuz it's Bring your boyfriend to school day.' And
all the slums was quiet and serene)
Alarm Clock: (turns on, the
volume up all the way, tuned into a radio station that has a
*lot* of static..)
Seph and Aeris: (eyes snap
open) "AHHH!!!!!!"
Aeris: "WHAT IS
IT!?!?" (covers her ears)
Seph: (jumps up, pulling
Masamune out) "I DON'T KNOW!!!"
Aeris: (looking at Masamune)
"ACK!!!! GET IT AWAY!!!" (falls out of bed, tangled in
the blankets)
Seph: (runs over to her,
putting Masamune away) "ARE YOU OKAY!?"
Aeris: (stares up blankly)
""
Seph: (looks at what she's
staring at) ""
Both of them: "The alarm
clock"
(Seph re-sets the alarm for
5:45AM and helps Aeris up)
Seph: "We can sleep for
another 45 minutes.."
Aeris: (yawns, and puts the
blankets back on the bed) "Bed, good. School, bad."
(climbs in)
Seph: (climbs in with her,
wrapping his arms around her) "See you in forty-five
minutes?"
Aeris: (snuggles up to him,
closing her eyes) "Until then, love."
(they fall asleep..
.. .. ..
.. forty five minutes later)
Alarm Clock: ..
(6:00AM..)
Alarm Clock:
..
(and Seph and Aeris are
sleeping peacefully)
(6:35AMthey *should* be
at the bus stop)
(Aeris slowly opens her eyes,
and turns to look at the clock)
Aeris: "Seph, wake up
it's 5:45--" (sees the clock) "Ohhh
#%"
Seph: (sitting up, rubbing his
eyes) "What, is it quarter to already?"
Aeris: "Um"
(points to the clock)
Seph: ". . . . . . . . . .
. . .dammit."
Aeris: (gets up, wearing her
pink PJ's, and grabs her uniform) "I'll change in
here, and you can have the bathroom."
Seph: (gets up, wearing his
blue boxers, getting his usual outfit) "All right."
(they change [you honestly
think *I'm* going into detail here?] and meet in the
kitchen.)
Seph: (looks Aeris up and down)
"You look good this morning, considering we're
late.."
Aeris: "..thanks. But how
do we get there now?"
Seph: "Well, we *could*
call my father and have him--"
Aeris: "NO!! GOD NO!!!
I'D RATHER WALK!!!"
Seph: "Yeah, I was
thinking the same thing. ..hey, let's just call Cid!!! He
can fly us there!"
Aeris: (making tea) "Well,
I should bring some tea for him too. Ok, sounds good!"
Seph: (dials the number and
waits) ""
Cid: "$%^@#?"
Seph: "Hi, Cid, it's
Seph--"
Cid: "^$#@^*$#?!?"
Seph: "Yeah, sorry
um, me and Aeris are kind of really late and gonna be
dead"
Cid:
"#$@#*^$!#(*~$%$#!{?@$??!?!?!"
Seph: "Yeah, could
you?"
Cid: "$#$!@!"
Seph: "Thanks so much!!!
Bye." (hangs up)
Aeris: ""
Seph: "Well, he
doesn't have a very diverse vocabulary.."
Aeris: "*sigh* Well, do we
have a ride?"
Seph: "Yep. Better bring
tea for him too, he sounds pretty annoyed"
(Aeris hands three hot-cold
mug-thingys [forgot what they're called ^^;] and grabs
her bookbag. They lock up and wait outside for the Highwind.)
(7:10 by the way, they
have to be at school at 7:35 the latest)
(the Highwind arrives; they
climb the ladder and go to the cockpit)
Cid:
"@#%^&(#!#*()*__&$^*#$%@}{?:??^%^)$*%@)?!??!?!!"
Aeris: (sweatdrop) "Good
morning Cid I brought ...tea?"
Cid: (takes the tea)
good #$%^*@% morning indeed!"
Seph: "He talked
I'll be damned"
Cid: (sipping the tea)
"Well, you two damn lovebirds better have a #$^%@&!
seat, it's a long &*$!$&#{ way to the
%&^(&%@)! school!"
Seph and Aeris: (sit down;
neither of them daring to oppose Cid, this early at least.)
(they sit in silence, Aeris
falling back asleep, her head on Seph's shoulder.)
(7:25 Cid arrives and
lands in the middle of the highway.)
Cid: "Allright hope you
had a nice ride, blah-de-#%^!@#%( -blah, I don't give a
#%^*#, get out of my damn ship! And enjoy your
#%^%#!*(!{} day!"
(they get off and head into the
school, Cid taking off.)
Aeris: "Guess we made it,
huh?"
Seph: "We have to do
something to that alarm clock later.."
~END~
Forgive my psychotic
mind....and review, plz? ^,^