different
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ and I
don't make any money with this story so please do not sue me!
Personal Note: After writing a Mary
Sue Drinking Game and after reading "Horrors of the
over-done Mary Sue" by Noseless Wonder I decided to write a
totally different Mary Sue story!
Warning: This is the sickest story
I've ever wrote! Don't take it serious! Just humor!
A
very different Mary Sue story!
The 16 years old Eartha Goodrich sat in
front of her TV. She was a very fat and ugly girl with thin pale
hair, reddish eyes, lots of pimples and a strange pink skirt with
little orange flowers all over it. And a big ketchup stain. As
she zapped through the programs she saw DBZ, her all time
favourite TV show. Well, actually she only watched it because of
Trunks' muscles.
[insert standard process to be thrown in
the DBZ world because I'm tired of this, you know, a black hole
or something]
Anywho, our hero Eartha woke up and was
totally surprised to be in the DBZ world. How she knew you ask?
Because the wonderful but gay-looking (an:sorry) Trunks was
sparring on a nearby meadow.
Eartha jumped up an ran towards him.
"Trunks, Trunks! You love of my life! Look Trunks, here am
I! Look! Trunks!" But then she tripped over something and
fell to the ground. Hard. However, she broke her rips or
something and lost her consciousness. Trunks spotted the damsel
in distress and ran to her.
"Are you okay?"
As if to respond she coughed slimily.
Trunks was so disgusted that he throwed up. On her. But
fortunately it wasn't very conspicuous because of the huge
ketchup stain. So he flew her to CC, but tried to have as less
physical contact as possible.
Vegeta saw Trunks arriving with Eartha in
his arms and smirked "So you've finally found a mate son?
How.....nice." Vegeta couldn't hold back anymore and started
to laugh uncontrollably. The others must have heard and went
outside to see what's so funny.
Now everybody was pointing at Trunks and
laughing. Goten stood next to Trunks and patted his shoulder.
"Hey Trunks" *snicker* "How
come you always get the best girls?" Everybody was laughing
harder than before.
"SHE'S NOT MY MATE YOU MORONS!!!"
Trunks bellowed.
"Did anybody call me?" asked
Marron.
"No Marron" Pan answered
"Nobody called you because nobody likes you"
"What....." Marron was stunned.
"It is because of this new girl in Trunks arms, right?"
She looked at Trunks. "Trunks, how could you do that? After
I gave you my virginity..."
Everbody went silent. Krillin began to walk
towards Trunks. Quick.
"What?!" Pan yelled "I gave
him my virginity too. You told me I'm the only one for you,
Trunks!"
Trunks started to sweat. "Oops"
Gohan and Krillin walked both towards
Trunks, and Goten had gripped his neck. "You fucked my
niece?"
"Ehehehe...com'on, it's not what you
think..." Trunks quickly kicked Gohan and Goten out of the
way, because he used the moment of surprise. Then he fled with
Eartha in his arms.
He landed on a very far away island with
Eartha still in his arms an sat down. He looked at her. "I
hate you. I wish you were dead." he said to the girl.
Just then our all time favourite Mary Sue
Eartha Goodrich woke up and smiled. "Oh Trunks.... kiss me!
I want a baby from you! Let's make love!"
"UGH!" Trunks pushed her of his
lap.
Suddenly Gohan, Krillin, Marron and Pan
landed on the Island. Gohan and Krillin killed Trunks, and Marron
and Pan killed Eartha.
~END~
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AN: ok...... I think I need some
counselling .......
badly.......mwb...mrbpff......MBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA