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Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ and I don't make any money with this story so please do not sue me!

Personal Note: After writing a Mary Sue Drinking Game and after reading "Horrors of the over-done Mary Sue" by Noseless Wonder I decided to write a totally different Mary Sue story!

Warning: This is the sickest story I've ever wrote! Don't take it serious! Just humor!

A very different Mary Sue story!

The 16 years old Eartha Goodrich sat in front of her TV. She was a very fat and ugly girl with thin pale hair, reddish eyes, lots of pimples and a strange pink skirt with little orange flowers all over it. And a big ketchup stain. As she zapped through the programs she saw DBZ, her all time favourite TV show. Well, actually she only watched it because of Trunks' muscles.

[insert standard process to be thrown in the DBZ world because I'm tired of this, you know, a black hole or something]

Anywho, our hero Eartha woke up and was totally surprised to be in the DBZ world. How she knew you ask? Because the wonderful but gay-looking (an:sorry) Trunks was sparring on a nearby meadow.

Eartha jumped up an ran towards him. "Trunks, Trunks! You love of my life! Look Trunks, here am I! Look! Trunks!" But then she tripped over something and fell to the ground. Hard. However, she broke her rips or something and lost her consciousness. Trunks spotted the damsel in distress and ran to her.

"Are you okay?"

As if to respond she coughed slimily. Trunks was so disgusted that he throwed up. On her. But fortunately it wasn't very conspicuous because of the huge ketchup stain. So he flew her to CC, but tried to have as less physical contact as possible.

Vegeta saw Trunks arriving with Eartha in his arms and smirked "So you've finally found a mate son? How.....nice." Vegeta couldn't hold back anymore and started to laugh uncontrollably. The others must have heard and went outside to see what's so funny.

Now everybody was pointing at Trunks and laughing. Goten stood next to Trunks and patted his shoulder.

"Hey Trunks" *snicker* "How come you always get the best girls?" Everybody was laughing harder than before.

"SHE'S NOT MY MATE YOU MORONS!!!" Trunks bellowed.

"Did anybody call me?" asked Marron.

"No Marron" Pan answered "Nobody called you because nobody likes you"

"What....." Marron was stunned. "It is because of this new girl in Trunks arms, right?" She looked at Trunks. "Trunks, how could you do that? After I gave you my virginity..."

Everbody went silent. Krillin began to walk towards Trunks. Quick.

"What?!" Pan yelled "I gave him my virginity too. You told me I'm the only one for you, Trunks!"

Trunks started to sweat. "Oops"

Gohan and Krillin walked both towards Trunks, and Goten had gripped his neck. "You fucked my niece?"

"Ehehehe...com'on, it's not what you think..." Trunks quickly kicked Gohan and Goten out of the way, because he used the moment of surprise. Then he fled with Eartha in his arms.

He landed on a very far away island with Eartha still in his arms an sat down. He looked at her. "I hate you. I wish you were dead." he said to the girl.

Just then our all time favourite Mary Sue Eartha Goodrich woke up and smiled. "Oh Trunks.... kiss me! I want a baby from you! Let's make love!"

"UGH!" Trunks pushed her of his lap.

Suddenly Gohan, Krillin, Marron and Pan landed on the Island. Gohan and Krillin killed Trunks, and Marron and Pan killed Eartha.

~END~

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AN: ok...... I think I need some counselling ....... badly.......mwb...mrbpff......MBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA