RANMA'S TRIP TO MAINFRAME
Written by ElektraChapter Two
Dr. Tofu found himself aboard an odd
ship. He looked around, and noticed he was in some sort of storage
compartment. "What on earth??" he muttered. "This doesn't look
like Japan... hmm... HELLO?? ANYBODY HERE??"
"Bob?" a deep voice called out. "Are
you in there??" The door slowly began to open. Dr. Tofu's jaw dropped
when he saw the tall, green-skinned man standing before him.
"Woah.. who are YOU?!" the man said,
looking at Dr. Tofu oddly.
"Uh.. I'm... um... "
"I could've sworn you were Bob for a
moment.. you sound just like him!"
"Who's Bob?" Dr. Tofu asked.
"Well.. I asked you who YOU were
first!" the green-skinned man started.
"Oh... my name is Dr. Tofu..." he
said, and held out a hand. The green skinned man looked at him
suspiciously, and put his hand on the gun at his side.
"Matrix! Did ya' find Bob, mate?!"
another voice interrupted. Soon, an orange skinned man with a
surf-board joined Matrix.
"I found THIS guy instead. He says
he's a doctor!" The man identified as Matrix spoke.
The orange skinned man looked at Dr.
Tofu, "Eh? Where'd you come from, mate?!"
"I.. uh.. I don't know... I just...
um.. got sucked in here..." Dr. Tofu tried to explain.
The orange man looked at Matrix,
"Eh, mate... he sounds a lot like Bob!" he whispered.
"Go get Bob, and Capacitor, Surfer...
they should know we've got a stowaway," Matrix said. The surfer
nodded, and headed off. Matrix began advancing on Dr. Tofu, when a
female scream echoed throughout the ship. Matrix looked worried,
"ANDRAIA!!!" he shouted. He quickly forgot about the doctor, and ran
off.
***
"AAAAHHH!!!! Get OFF of me, you
little PERVERT!!" AndrAIa shouted to the old man who had decided to
attach himself to her chest.
"ANDRAIA!!" Matrix shouted worriedly
as he entered their quarters. He saw the old man glomping on to her,
and quickly went to his gun, "Hey.. you little freak!! Get off my
girlfriend!!"
The old man looked at Matrix,
"FREAK?? No, son... My name is Happosai..." He said.. then looked
back at AndrAIa, "This is your girlfriend, eh? Heh.. you remind me
of myself when I was your age, boy!"
"Don't insult me! Get away from
her!!" Matrix said threateningly.
"Oh.. that voice! I used to sound
like that when I was your age too!" Happosai continued.
Matrix's bionic eye began to glow
red. He went up to Happosai, and physically pulled him away from
AndrAIa, "I'm gonna throw you out into the web, you dried-up old
man!" He said, holding Happosai with one hand.
"ENZO!" AndrAIa began, startled,
"You can't do that!"
"Why not?? I'm sure the webriders
would LOVE to meet him!!" Matrix replied sarcastically. He brought
Happosai to face level, "Hey... you got any connection with that Dr.
Tofu guy I found in the storage area?!"
"The good doctor is here as well...?"
Happosai asked.
Matrix narrowed his eyes, and looked
at AndrAIa, "We gotta have a meeting and figure out what in the net
is going on!!"