Slayers WONDERFUL
By Shimegami and Lerithanei
You should know what's going on by now.

Slayers WONDERFUL Episode Two: Crash! Phibrizzo's Psycho General!

On with the story.....

Our favorite group is traveling, with the now depressed Carelle in their mist. Suddenly, an all too familiar (to Xelloss and Carelle,
that is) screech cut through the air...

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"AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP!!!!!!!!"

::kaboom::

"Now, Vyria dear, that was unnecessary..."

"It pissed me off!! It deserved to die!"

Lina-tachi blinked. Then blinked again for good measure. Carelle sighed, and rubbed her forehead with one hand.

"Time to restrain a temper tantrum..." With that, she ran ahead.

Lina-tachi all blinked again, except for Xelloss, who was following Carelle. Finally, the reactions kicked in, and they all ran
after Carelle. When they arrived on the scene, they arrived on a very strange scene indeed. A tall stately woman with long wavy
blond hair and a dark tan was standing off to the side, smoking a cigarette and laughing. Xelloss was standing next to her, sweatdropping.
Carelle was standing in the middle of the road, holding what looked like a fireball caught in ceran wrap. And standing next to her was
another tall lady, long silver hair pulled back into a ponytail, except two locks that fell forward, and the two large bangs.
She was glaring at Carelle with purple eyes, slightly lighter than Xelloss's.

"Carelle! I hate it when you do that! I was going to blow it up!"

"Yeah, and then we would have had a small crater. Come on, you just tripped over a rock. No big deal."

"Yeah, well it is a big deal because it had the nerve to trip me!"

Sighing Carelle rolled her eyes and muttered, "This is just like when the yo-yo was "attacking" you..."

"I'm quite sure that it won't have nerve to do it again... Vyria, dear." The blond lady still looked like she found this amusing.

"Anno... Of course Juu-ou-sama..." Vyria was still eyeing the rock however.

"I am surrounded by mazoku!! Oh Ceipheed!" Filia made a dramatic pose and fell over on to her back.

"I don't know if I can fix all of you..." Amelia looked defeated for a moment, but only for a moment. "but justice will prevail!!"

Lina pondered why high-ranking mazoku, seemed to always travel with her, but her stomach interrupted the thought reminding her they
hadn't had lunch yet.

"...I'm hungry too..." Gourry whined.

"Let's go find something to eat, minna!" Lina cried, all thoughts forgotten except that of food.

The group wandered, which now included Vyria and Juu-ou-sama. Eventually they came to a river.

"FOOOOD!!!!" Lina cried, magically whipping out a fishing rod.

~TBC~

AN: Will the Lina-tachi ever catch lunch? Most importantly, will me/Vyria drive them all insane? Read one to Episode Three when
it comes out!