Quicksilver's Quill Offers
Blue Eyes... Beautiful Blue- Hey Wait!!! I Used That Title
Already.... Let's Call This Fic "The Stand In"
mbsilvana@y...
Disclaimers: WHOA! QS is actually writing out a disclaimer! The
people below either are from Sailor Moon, or belong to themselves.
Author's Notes: Part Two!!! Watch out- i make fun of yet more
people.... LOL... lemme know what ya think, ne? Is my sense of humor
really as warped as I think it is?
Quicksilver was pondering exactly what to do about the lack
of a cape when another member of the SMRFF stalked by.
Saffir looked at the Canadian girl's rapidly retreating
back. "Were my eyes deceiving me, or was that girl frothing at the
mouth?" he asked in a slightly worried voice.
"That's just Moon Klutz. Some list member probably ignored
rules, so she's gone rabid again. She'll calm down in a few days,"
Quicksilver said in an unconcerned voice.
"Really," Saffir said. "Are there anymore crazy people I
should be aware of?" he asked somewhat hesitantly.
"Do you want a list? Go to the main SMRFF archive at
Egroups, and click "members" Last time I counted, there were 149 of
them...."
"One.... hundred..... forty....." Saffir said, with a
somewhat ill expression.
"Nine!" Quicksilver chirped. "But don't worry- a few of them
have to be sane- I just haven't met any of them yet."
"And I doubt you will," Elysia said, bounding up from...
somewhere.
Quicksilver knew the girl loved to talk almost as much as she
did, and made the mistake of letting go of Saffir's arm so she could
start a gab session. "Ely-chan!! At next AX, you're actually going
to SEE me, ne?" she asked.
The blue-haired bishounen, sensing his chance, made a break
for the door, only to be met by Susan, who was also known as Endymion
no Megumi. Susan grabbed onto the collar of his tuxedo and hauled
hiim back, frowning at him. "I believe this belongs to you," she
said, handing a pouting Saffir back.
Quicksilver glomped onto him again. "Were you feeling
neglected?" she asked, concern in her suddenly saucer-sized brown
eyes. The other two sweatt-dropped and took off together, chatting
away happily. "Don't worry, Saffir-chan, you know I love you best!"
"That's what he's afraid of," drawled Anon, looking at
her. "Don't you think you should loosen up just a little? His
face is starting to match his hair...."
"Where the heck are all you guys coming from?" Quicksilver
said in exasperation. "If you're not careful, I'll figure out a way
to send you with Haruka to the beauty parlor," Quicksilver threatened
cheerfully.
Anon blanched at the in-joke, and before Quicksilver could
throw anymore insults her way, took off.
"I really AM being offensive today, ne?" she said, releasing
Saffir enough for him to speak.
"Just today?" he asked. "Can I get out of this dumb outfit
now?" he plaintively whined.
"No. The fic hasn't even started really. If you're REALLY
nice, I'll leave Cathryn out of it."
"Who's Cathryn?" he asked.
"Member 149- she's the newest newbie. I'm sure she would be
grateful if you cooperate so I don't start making fun of her, too."
"You're really not fair," Saffir said as he straightened his
bow-tie self-conciously.
"Never said I was," Quicksilver agreed.
"Tell me what you want to do so I can leave," he said in a
resigned voice.
Quicksilver bounced up and down on her feet, still clinging
to the embarassed prince. "Well, as soon as we get you a cape, we
can start! I need to write a Mamo-based fanfic for Mamo-day, and I
have no Mamo-chan."
"I'm amazed that you were able to get that out in one breath."
"Be quiet, you, I'm trying to think," Quicksilver said.
"Ah!!! I know," she said, grabbing the man and dragging him off.
It took a few minutes, but they finally found there way to
Eternalprincess.com. "Knock, knock! Who's there? Quicksilver!
Come on in, Quicksilver! Why, thank you!" Quicksilver yelled at the
door.
"Why are you answering yourself?" Saffir wanted to know, but
she didn't answer.
Barging in, she surprised a girl who was working with some
wierd-looking chemicals. "Hey, Mako-chan!!! How's the cloning
going?"
"Pretty well," the girl answered.
Quicksilver sighed. She had hoped Laz would be there, since
she had plenty of black-mail material on her, but Mako-chan would
probably be able to help as well. "I don't suppose you'd let me
borrow one of the capes you keep around for the clones, would you?"
Mako-chan pointed to a large closest, which Quicksilver
opened hastily.
Inside were about a hundred matching Tuxedo-Kamen uniforms.
There was a girl sleeping on top of the pile of capes. "Jooey?"
Quicksilver said in surprise. "I've heard about you, but I was
starting to doubt that you really existed!"
The girl yawned daintily and wordlessly handed over a cape.
"Arigatou, Jooey-san!" QS said, racing back to Saffir, who
was studying one of the cloning bins.
"Why don't you just use one of the clones?" Saffir asked.
"Well, there's still a minor glich with the cloning process-
the clones seem to get Mamoru's worst traits magnified. Corny
speeches, a fondness for green jackets, and memory loss at the drop
of a hat. C'mon. We got the cloak- now it's time to get to the fic!"
Blue Eyes... Beautiful Blue- Hey Wait!!! I Used That Title
Already.... Let's Call This Fic "The Stand In"
mbsilvana@y...
Disclaimers: WHOA! QS is actually writing out a disclaimer! The
people below either are from Sailor Moon, or belong to themselves.
Author's Notes: Part Two!!! Watch out- i make fun of yet more
people.... LOL... lemme know what ya think, ne? Is my sense of humor
really as warped as I think it is?
Quicksilver was pondering exactly what to do about the lack
of a cape when another member of the SMRFF stalked by.
Saffir looked at the Canadian girl's rapidly retreating
back. "Were my eyes deceiving me, or was that girl frothing at the
mouth?" he asked in a slightly worried voice.
"That's just Moon Klutz. Some list member probably ignored
rules, so she's gone rabid again. She'll calm down in a few days,"
Quicksilver said in an unconcerned voice.
"Really," Saffir said. "Are there anymore crazy people I
should be aware of?" he asked somewhat hesitantly.
"Do you want a list? Go to the main SMRFF archive at
Egroups, and click "members" Last time I counted, there were 149 of
them...."
"One.... hundred..... forty....." Saffir said, with a
somewhat ill expression.
"Nine!" Quicksilver chirped. "But don't worry- a few of them
have to be sane- I just haven't met any of them yet."
"And I doubt you will," Elysia said, bounding up from...
somewhere.
Quicksilver knew the girl loved to talk almost as much as she
did, and made the mistake of letting go of Saffir's arm so she could
start a gab session. "Ely-chan!! At next AX, you're actually going
to SEE me, ne?" she asked.
The blue-haired bishounen, sensing his chance, made a break
for the door, only to be met by Susan, who was also known as Endymion
no Megumi. Susan grabbed onto the collar of his tuxedo and hauled
hiim back, frowning at him. "I believe this belongs to you," she
said, handing a pouting Saffir back.
Quicksilver glomped onto him again. "Were you feeling
neglected?" she asked, concern in her suddenly saucer-sized brown
eyes. The other two sweatt-dropped and took off together, chatting
away happily. "Don't worry, Saffir-chan, you know I love you best!"
"That's what he's afraid of," drawled Anon, looking at
her. "Don't you think you should loosen up just a little? His
face is starting to match his hair...."
"Where the heck are all you guys coming from?" Quicksilver
said in exasperation. "If you're not careful, I'll figure out a way
to send you with Haruka to the beauty parlor," Quicksilver threatened
cheerfully.
Anon blanched at the in-joke, and before Quicksilver could
throw anymore insults her way, took off.
"I really AM being offensive today, ne?" she said, releasing
Saffir enough for him to speak.
"Just today?" he asked. "Can I get out of this dumb outfit
now?" he plaintively whined.
"No. The fic hasn't even started really. If you're REALLY
nice, I'll leave Cathryn out of it."
"Who's Cathryn?" he asked.
"Member 149- she's the newest newbie. I'm sure she would be
grateful if you cooperate so I don't start making fun of her, too."
"You're really not fair," Saffir said as he straightened his
bow-tie self-conciously.
"Never said I was," Quicksilver agreed.
"Tell me what you want to do so I can leave," he said in a
resigned voice.
Quicksilver bounced up and down on her feet, still clinging
to the embarassed prince. "Well, as soon as we get you a cape, we
can start! I need to write a Mamo-based fanfic for Mamo-day, and I
have no Mamo-chan."
"I'm amazed that you were able to get that out in one breath."
"Be quiet, you, I'm trying to think," Quicksilver said.
"Ah!!! I know," she said, grabbing the man and dragging him off.
It took a few minutes, but they finally found there way to
Eternalprincess.com. "Knock, knock! Who's there? Quicksilver!
Come on in, Quicksilver! Why, thank you!" Quicksilver yelled at the
door.
"Why are you answering yourself?" Saffir wanted to know, but
she didn't answer.
Barging in, she surprised a girl who was working with some
wierd-looking chemicals. "Hey, Mako-chan!!! How's the cloning
going?"
"Pretty well," the girl answered.
Quicksilver sighed. She had hoped Laz would be there, since
she had plenty of black-mail material on her, but Mako-chan would
probably be able to help as well. "I don't suppose you'd let me
borrow one of the capes you keep around for the clones, would you?"
Mako-chan pointed to a large closest, which Quicksilver
opened hastily.
Inside were about a hundred matching Tuxedo-Kamen uniforms.
There was a girl sleeping on top of the pile of capes. "Jooey?"
Quicksilver said in surprise. "I've heard about you, but I was
starting to doubt that you really existed!"
The girl yawned daintily and wordlessly handed over a cape.
"Arigatou, Jooey-san!" QS said, racing back to Saffir, who
was studying one of the cloning bins.
"Why don't you just use one of the clones?" Saffir asked.
"Well, there's still a minor glich with the cloning process-
the clones seem to get Mamoru's worst traits magnified. Corny
speeches, a fondness for green jackets, and memory loss at the drop
of a hat. C'mon. We got the cloak- now it's time to get to the fic!"
