Slayers! Yoyutchi
by Leaf-Chan (leaf_chan@excite.com)

"La la la."

Episode XIII: In The Beginning, There Was Stuff

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But it wasn't over yet. C'mon, don't groan? It almost is... just bear with
me a while longer, and I promise everything will be fine.

Yes? Oh, good. Thank you. Here we go.

Moving on to Emmanem.

"So we meet again, Jeffrey-kun."

"Yes. And this time, you will not humiliate me."

"I thought I humiliated you?"

"Whatever. KNIGHT OF FLAMING JUSTICE, GOOOO!!!"

I think not much more need be said for now.

As for those two lovable (in a strictly-Platonic sense) Mazoku, let's just
use *one* sentence:

"Ace, we shall rise again."

Okay, how about two sentences?

"I already have."

So, that was how it started, and how it got started. Now as this was drawing
to an end, everyone was happy... for now. There were changes, yes, but no
one, not even the three gods taking sanctuary in the Between, knew of them
exactly yet. Only time and chaos will tell where the future would lead to.

And for a certain lolicon-shaped Knight, that would be with Lina Inverse.

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Author's Notes: Well, now, *this* is the real ending. I hope you had fun
reading my little bit of improvised silliness based on an anime I don't
have that much experience with (hence the original characters and settings).
At any rate, there's a sequel planned out for the future--two, actually:
Slayers! Roshya, and Slayers! Oyaji. I also have another Slayers fanfic in
the process of conception, called Slayers! Fractal. Yes, much fun will be
had. What do you think, guys?

[Lina]: I still think you sold me short, you bastard. At least I got the
killing blow.

[Nevv]: Yes, but *I* was the one who let you do that after weakening the
Other with that big spell.

[Other]: It hurt, if I may add.

[Kiseki]: Oh yeah?! Well... I saved your butts after the Other kicked the
bucket by stopping those troops!

[Lina]: YOU!? *I* was the one who casted those Dragon Slaves at you after
you had the gall to insult my breasts!

[Emmanem]: I did... nothing.

[Aliza]: It's all right, hon. You'll get plenty of spotlight next fanfic. As
will I.

[Nevv]: Wait, you're not showcasing me anymore, Jeff?

Um... no, you already were, like, almost the main character of this one.

[Nevv]: Oh, true. Fine, then. I hand you over to Jeff, o Knight of Other!
Beware, for he is truly a pervert!

Shut up.

[Lina]: Anyways, thanks for reading!

[Luna]: Yeah. Real cool of Twoflower to help me sound all nifty and stuff.

[Kiseki]: I'm the star! I'm the star!

[Nevv]: Well, whatever.

[Emmanem]: ~angst~

[Aliza]: ...

[All]: BYE! ~whoosh~

Well, that was decidedly odd. Anyways, here's the list of people that have
helped me in the production of this story...

- www.inverse.org, for the *tons* of information
- Stefan Gagne a.k.a. Twoflower, for inspiring me with his Trilogy and for
Luna's entire character
- Darkheart One, author of Slayers Rave, for doing IC checks, prereads, and
a fellow Slayersfic writer
- the people of Tokyo-3 for their random bits of support
- Amanda Berman, for being more rabid than I was about the story
- and for a prissy excuse of a copout, anyone else I might have forgotten
to mention

Look out for Slayers! Roshya sometime in the future, once I get some other
projects off of the road. BYE!

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Comments can be sent to: leaf_chan@excite.com