Why do the good guys always beat the bad guys?
Why 'ant we the sharpest tools in the shed?
They are just so dumb with their fingers and their thumbs,
In the shape of an "L" on there foreheads.
Well, Beryl starts comin' and she don't stop comin'
Take a few trys and the generals start runnin'
It doesn't make sense to even live,
'Cause as it always ends up our lives we must give,
Nothing to do, nothing to see,
It seems like happiness just can't be.
We'll never win if we don't go,
We'll never go 'cause were to slow,
Hey now, you're a bad guy, go out, get your butt kicked.
Hey now, you're a bad guy, get out there, get ticked.
And how come they always rule?
From their point of view, we must drool.
This place is stupid, and it's always getting dumber,
You can't even tell if it's winter or summer.
And the 4 sisters thought that they differ,
But soon they too where out of the picture,
Wiseman trys again and again,
But for some strange reason he just can't win.
We're all on fire, how 'bout them?
We really must suck,
'Cause can't get 'em.
Hey now, you're a bad guy, go out, get your butt kicked.
Hey now, you're a bad guy, get out there, get ticked.
And how come they always rule?
From their point of view, we must drool.
Hey now, you're a bad guy, go out, get your butt kicked.
Hey now, you're a bad guy, get out there, get ticked.
And how come they always rule?
From their point of view, we must drool.
Well the scouts, they once said
"Do you think that you can win?
Isn't it obvious that we are on top?"
We said, "Yes we know, it's your big show,
But what if we didn't attack Tokyo?"
Well, Baryl starts comin' and she don't stop comin'
Take a few tries and the Generals start runnin'
It doesn't make sense to even live,
'Cause as it always ends up our lives we must give,
Nothing to do, nothing to see,
It seems like happiness just can't be.
We'll never win if we don't go,
We'll never go 'cause were to slow,
Hey now, you're a bad guy, go out, get your butt kicked.
Hey now, you're a bad guy, get out there, get ticked.
And how come they always rule?
From their point of view, we must drool.
